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 Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:52 pm
Post a comment about thhe person's mother above you
surprised
Oh and for a interesting fact yo mama jokes have been since or even before shakespearen times. Here's a quote from Athens that Shakesparewrote:
Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"
Here's one from
The Life of Timon of Athensand in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus:
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:00 pm
^ mama is so ugly she made ray charles flinch
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:04 pm
man, yo momma is so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
I don't really mean it, I love yo momma jokes!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:05 pm
(nice)
^ mama is so fat and old when god said let there be light he said "move out the way b***h"
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:08 pm
( whee )
Man yo momma so smelly she was playing in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:23 pm
Yo mama is so desperate and dunb she gave a b*****b to a Nintendo Wii.
(my own yo mama joke thnak you)
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:36 am
nu-uh, yo momma so nasty, the dis I'm gonna give her is disinfectant.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:16 pm
To mama is so dirty she can infect a disinfectant.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:39 pm
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:47 pm
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks myspace is her house.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:18 am
Man yo momma so fat she uses bacon as a band-aid
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:42 am
Your momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out[/classic]
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:00 pm
I've got nothing bad to say about Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:51 pm
(oh snap!)
you're mama is such a dyke, people think she's your dad!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:14 pm
Observation: Your mother is so rotund that it takes three Earth rotations to circumvent her girth. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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You do not find my humorous exageration of your mother's size funny?
All die.
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