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 Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:02 am
Feel free to ask me anything. This could be a purely academic question (when did Columbus discover America?) to the philosophical (why are we here?) to the personal (how do I get that boy to notice me?).
Go ahead. Ask away.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:46 pm
How can I think up a question that will make me appear really enthusiastic about Dema's new initiative when I have nothing to ask?
((Yes, I would like an answer, but leave my liver out of it plz))
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:13 am
Phoenixstormclaw How can I think up a question that will make me appear really enthusiastic about Dema's new initiative when I have nothing to ask? ((Yes, I would like an answer, but leave my liver out of it plz)) First, get some tropical skittles and sprite remix. Put the skittles and sprite into a blender, creating an uber smoothie of epic proportions. Drink the mixture and wait about twelve seconds. You'll get so many ideas you'll have to trepanate just so your head doesn't explode (yay I got to use the word trepenate!!! I've been waiting to do that for YEARS). Or you could just stalk a really smart person, attack him in his home one stormy night, lock him in your basement, then cut him until he comes up with some idea for you. It all depends whether you can find some sprite remix. I think they discontinued it in 03 after medical reports came back saying that they caused hyperactive delusional states of hysteria usually accompanied by extreme violence and erratic behavior. ... Good thing I stocked up.
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:18 pm
Hmm, so many questions one could ask such a wise person. Such things like, "Why is Bush still breathing?", and "Is there a Sprite Remix substitute out there for awesomeness?" and "wtf Trepenate? It's not in my dictionary."
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:40 am
Jaded_Illusionz "Why is Bush still breathing?" Lungs help. Jaded_Illusionz "Is there a Sprite Remix substitute out there for awesomeness?" Yes. It's called me. But since the only one allowed to chew on me is my boyfriend, let me ponder a solution for the common man. *ponders* Nothing in food form can recreate the awesomeness of sprite remix. However, if you wish to act as if you have recently consumed delicious sprite remix, you should play some bubble gum techno pop (the more senseless and shallow the better) and dress up as Batman. Act accordingly. The universe should tell you what to do. If it doesn't not you're doing it wrong. If at any point you feel silly you're doing it wrong. If this is too complicated, slap on some star wars band aids (injury not required, ninja turtles work just as well) and rent a bounce house. Castles work the best. Jaded_Illusionz "wtf Trepenate? It's not in my dictionary" There really isn't a verb form of trepanation, so I made one up. And now it is truth BECAUSE I SAY SO. But anyways, trepanation is the act of drilling a hole in your head for whatever reason.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:21 pm
I just checked my dictionary; 'trepan' functions both as a noun and a verb. But of course, your own nonce is still as useful...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:03 pm
Dear Dema, I seem to have missed something vital to the guild. Yes, the whole thing is re-titled, it is possible that some sub-f's have moved, I haven't looked very hard yet. Please!! Clue me in what happened! Did Armageddon hit?!? Did I enter a an alternet dimension to be doomed to be abducted by some aliens that kind of look like Jamie Farr?!? Am I a rambling phony bologna version of Nostradamus, or am I actually predicting future events in scared and frightened letter/posty thing?!?!?
Your Friend,
Wind Spirit22
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:41 am
Wind Spirit22 Dear Dema, I seem to have missed something vital to the guild. Yes, the whole thing is re-titled, it is possible that some sub-f's have moved, I haven't looked very hard yet. Please!! Clue me in what happened! Did Armageddon hit?!? Did I enter a an alternet dimension to be doomed to be abducted by some aliens that kind of look like Jamie Farr?!? Am I a rambling phony bologna version of Nostradamus, or am I actually predicting future events in scared and frightened letter/posty thing?!?!?
Your Friend,
Wind Spirit22 *raises hand* I can help yuh, at least until Dema chooses to respond to your letter herself. You are very perceptive; there have indeed been changes made to the guild. There have been some changes in the modding staff, the subforums have been renamed (not moved), the guild entry fee is now above 2 billion gold, and the main forum is as quiet as Deadwood main street just before a cowboy shootout. Why, you have asked? The answer is simple, yet disgraceful. iPray, vice captain of the guild, "was bored" and decided to entertain herself by making these changes. She demoted those mods that comprehend Dema's superiority over herself, and even lowered our captain Panthie to vice-captain. No, you didn't enter an alternate dimension where Jamie Farr and his fellow aliens probe innocent bystanders and confused Griffies. That is a hell as of yet unknown to mankind (I am an avid M*A*S*H fan but I dislike Jamie intensely)...
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:36 am
Phoenixstormclaw Wind Spirit22 Dear Dema, I seem to have missed something vital to the guild. Yes, the whole thing is re-titled, it is possible that some sub-f's have moved, I haven't looked very hard yet. Please!! Clue me in what happened! Did Armageddon hit?!? Did I enter a an alternet dimension to be doomed to be abducted by some aliens that kind of look like Jamie Farr?!? Am I a rambling phony bologna version of Nostradamus, or am I actually predicting future events in scared and frightened letter/posty thing?!?!?
Your Friend,
Wind Spirit22 *raises hand* I can help yuh, at least until Dema chooses to respond to your letter herself. You are very perceptive; there have indeed been changes made to the guild. There have been some changes in the modding staff, the subforums have been renamed (not moved), the guild entry fee is now above 2 billion gold, and the main forum is as quiet as Deadwood main street just before a cowboy shootout. Why, you have asked? The answer is simple, yet disgraceful. iPray, vice captain of the guild, "was bored" and decided to entertain herself by making these changes. She demoted those mods that comprehend Dema's superiority over herself, and even lowered our captain Panthie to vice-captain. No, you didn't enter an alternate dimension where Jamie Farr and his fellow aliens probe innocent bystanders and confused Griffies. That is a hell as of yet unknown to mankind (I am an avid M*A*S*H fan but I dislike Jamie intensely)... thx
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:13 pm
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