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 Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:31 pm
This was an impov game we played in drama class sometimes. The Teacher would say the location or situation and we would have to come up with things not to say.
Ex. Location: Police Station. "This is a stick-up" or "I've gotta gun"
let's start.
Situation: Opening Night of a Play
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:50 pm
"Good luck."
"Don't screw up."
"Oh, by the way, we made a few changes..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:51 pm
Also calling and saying "I'll be there soon, I'm just going to take a quick nap."
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:34 pm
"Oh, and by the way, we are having some minor problems with part of the stage, so just make sure not to go too far over stage left."
"Oh, don't mind the techies. They're just still mad because you were messing with the lights they spent so long designing...but they can't be still mad, right?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:43 pm
"Thats ok, it was just a major power outage. They can still hear you on stage...just don't trip over that....too late."
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:24 pm
"The scottish play"
... whee I dare not even say it...
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:32 pm
"I quit."
"What play are we doing again?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:59 pm
(in the middle of a monologue) Line!?
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:42 pm
"I lost the sound fx disk...Is that phone ring really necesary?"-Sound board operator
"Um....don't panic...I accidentally reset patch one-to-one...and I can't find my patching notes...but I might be able to get everything repatched before the house opens.......what....the house is open?"-light board operator
"So...anyone see where I put the (insert name of vital prop here)?"- Props manager
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:41 am
"so.....who is my character agian?"
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High-functioning Werewolf
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:50 am
"What do you mean she ''pulled a Carlotta!?''"
"Ummmm.....exactly how ''prepared'' does the prepared piano part have to be?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:11 pm
"Do we still have to perform if there's nobody in the audience?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:08 am
(from the pit) "Could we please have the music now?"
(pit) "It's supposed to go that fast??!!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:18 am
"so, the mic for the main character broke and the house is open. I'm just going to take your mic, and yours, and yours. And switch these some...ok you get this one, you get this one, you get this one, and you don't get one. Just be as loud as you can ok?"- I have had to do this, it causes many problems.
"Macbeth! Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth!" - stupid people who didn't believe that it curses the show.
"blackout button? what do you mean blackout button?"- lights
"What do you mean you were on stage and you laughed so much you peed?"-actually done by dancers
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:53 pm
"Oh so this is the opening night! I was kinda confused . . . "
"As director, I have decided to use the live chickens even though we never rehearsed with them."
"Can someone PLEASE tell me why Romeo has black lipstick on!"
(I heart improve!!!!!)
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