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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:30 pm
feel free to add other ways
1. go to a KKK meeting with a black guy.
2. go to a black power meeting in a ghost with a pointy head costume (KKK)
3. go to the NGA and say "down with guns!"
4. eat squishy's cookies
5. for some reason turn down a chance to shoot George W. Bush without getting caught.
6. Don't let Ember get her coke
7. become a coke protester
8. shoot an inmate's cigarette with a water gun
9. tell a catholic priest that he has to fight michael jackson for a small boy
10. tell Karl Brandiya that he looks like a girl
11. have a shootout with the grim reaper
12. deny squishy any cookies at all for the rest of his life
13. burn cookies and dance around the flames with squishy looking
14. tell everyone that the flame on cassarena's arm is cancer
15. build a time machine and try to save JFK
16. go to iraq and hand out bibles
17. go to saudi arabia and start singing (not kidding)
18. find out that al gore really won the election
19. download the secrets of the US from the CIA
20. set an alarm in a building to shoot whoever comes in and forget that you set it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:07 pm
21. Give me a gun.
22. Go hunting with d**k Cheney.
24. Go hunting in a deer costume.
25. Go to Compton wearing either a red or a blue T-shirt.
26. Go to Compton wearing either a red or a blue T-shirt and clown shoes.
27. Accuse the Pope of being the anti-Christ.
28. Go to the Deep South.
29. Give Squishy cookies and stay in the vicinity for more than 5 seconds (He will think you are a threat to his cookies and incinerate your a**... with his mind, man, his freakin' mind!).
30. Break into a house in Texas.
A few notes:
Kaiser, it's the National Rifle Assosciation (NRA), not the National Gun Assosciation (NGA). How do I know? Two reasons: One, I live in Texas and almost everyone down here is a card carrying member, and two, I plan on being a card carrying member. Yeah, say hello to the Asian redneck who has a gunrack on a gunrack.
About number 30, the Texas State Legislature recently passed a new law saying that if anyone breaks into your house, you have the legal right to shoot them without any legal action being brought onto you, even if you kill them. That goes the same for minors, and if it's a minor, their parents are sued by the state for damages and they'll have to pay to have their kid's blood and brains cleaned out. Gruesome, true, but since then, the crime rate's pretty much hit rock bottom, or at least in my area it has.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:56 pm
31. Shoot yourself
32. Play behind the targets on a Miltary Range
33. Play in the forest of the Mortar Range (more of how to become non-existant, but still)
34. Stand still on a Military range and see if you get mistaken for a target
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:19 pm
35. replace paint balls with bullets and have someone from the other team take it
36. give squishy a doll of him eating himself
37. make fun of hunters with palsy
38. go to a democrat meeting and say "hooray for bush!" (i feel dirty now)
39. go to a temple and say "heil hitler!" (temple as in jewish church)
40. walk in front of me and say "daniel tosh is funny"
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:47 pm
36. Tell me Rammstein are homosexuals. (It will be a painful death)
(I thought Jewish churches are called synagogues)
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:21 pm
37. anything that will compromise my cookies stare
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:02 pm
Lord Qianglong About number 30, the Texas State Legislature recently passed a new law saying that if anyone breaks into your house, you have the legal right to shoot them without any legal action being brought onto you, even if you kill them. That goes the same for minors, and if it's a minor, their parents are sued by the state for damages and they'll have to pay to have their kid's blood and brains cleaned out. Gruesome, true, but since then, the crime rate's pretty much hit rock bottom, or at least in my area it has. And they say gun control lowers violence! Har! 38: Make fun of Charlton Heston.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:20 pm
39. make a laser that will destroy cookies every where and show it off to squishy.
40. tell me that whatever music i listen to is gay. (you will be shot by both me and doc fer sure.)
41. say that yin yangs are for gays. (die. die. die. die! DIE!!!!!)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:04 am
42: Use "gay" as a generic insult, period. (I HATE that with a passion.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:19 pm
Twenty ways to get shot...ok I'll give it a shot.
43:Say what I just said
44:Run up to someone in the ghetto and shout "BARBIE DOLLS!"
45:Claim not to understand the Declaration of Independance at the Museum of American HIstory.
46:Comment on a reefer without saying "EH?" at the end of your sentence.
47:Shoot d**k Cheney.
48:Say, "AWW Voldy has a toldy!"
49:Refer to the perodic table of elements to comprehend a simple question.
50:Ask anyone in New York for a condom.
51:Shout, "NASCAR SUCKS!" in Arkansaws.
52:Tell everyone in New York that 9/11 was a hoax.
53:Tell your marines to take on a Hydralisk without a FIREBAT.
54:Comment that Kerrigan needs a shower.
55:Represent a gopher in the Re-edited Winne the Pooh.
56:Smoke a joint in Texas.
57:Talk about how flawed George W. Bush was(and still is) in Alabama.
57 biggrin eny that Mountain Dew was the best soda ever made.
58:Correct a pimp in one of his sentences.
59:Get high and break into Snoop Dogg's apartment.
60:Repeat steps 1 through 19.
61:Tell your male co-worker that "It was an accident, I dialed the wrong number."
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:29 pm
62:Run in straight line away from an American soldier.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:22 pm
63. Give me a gun o:
64. Take away my MD
65. Attempt to take away my MD
66. Think about taking away my MD
67. Hate MD
68. Dislike MD
69. Take away my puter
70. Take away my video games
71. Paint swastikas on the wall of a jewish church
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:07 pm
72.Drive drunk in a foreign country(will find the specific country soon)
73. Give Chang a gun
74. Take a cookie from Squishy
75. pronounce Maryland Marry-land
76. insult anime in front of KB
77. threaten KB
78. acknowledge not actually knowing KB
79. Ask a muggle if they've seen you're animagus
80. diss Harry Potter
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