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 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:51 am
Larry Mooney makes his way to the ring from ringside with a mic in his hand.
"Welcome to The Birthday Show edition of The Extreme Enquire!" He says to cheers.
"This episodes guest is known as a bit of a Renegade, a bit of a troublemaker and a bit of a gangsta! Please welcome.....Tavarius!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:02 pm
When I was a little kid
My mother told me not to stare into the sun.
So, once when I was six I did.
The Doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal.
I was terrified. Alone in that darkness.
Then, slowly, daylight crept through the bandages.
And then, I saw that something else in me changed...
"Speech Cobras" by Jedi Mind Tricks hits the arena as Tavarius emerges from the curtain.
I'm the fire bearer
Holder of the sun
The Earth and the universe combined as one
An everlasting energy taking all forms
Blue skies on sunny days, terrible the storms
The one who tears down what you adorn
And curses the material things that you mourn
Walking down the ramp, Tavarius climbs up to the ring, then climbs up to the top rope and throws the West Side sign.
I bet you feel pleasure and pain as you enter
The tormenter, pleaser, embracer, squeezer
As your skeleton crush
Your physical turns into gelatin plus
Due to over stimuli
You liquify
I send you back to the earth soil to quench the turmoil
Keeping his hat, Tavarius took a mike and stood in the ring with Larry Mooney.
"How's it hangin' cuz?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:39 pm
"Um....I'm doing well thank you." Larry says politely.
"Earlier tonight we saw you, Esoteric, Saint Joey and Chris Danzig take part in a huge battle rap contest! Who do you think the winner was?" Larry asks.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:09 pm
Tavarius smirked. "Listen, Larry, there's somethin' I gotta gets you to undastand:
Da' word of the flow ain't some game
That brings you fame
And gives new hights to your name
It's a proposition
With no room for contradiction
Only space for contribution
To find a peaceful resolution
"So let's get this straight, tonight you saw the a meeting of minds, between a Prophet and a Druid. No conflict have I with a Saint but that giznad Danzig... that's a different issue."
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:23 pm
"Danzig claims to be the savior of wrestling. Does The Prophet see things differently?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:21 pm
"I'll tell you what's what:
He claims I didn't see him comin'
But I certainly saw him runnin'
When a Druid got in his face
And hauled his a** like a baggage case
That ain't no Messiah
He's a p***k-class lia'
But if wants a fight
We'll ******** him up right
So tell me Larry, you seem to be standing upright. Are you always this up-tight, or did you and your boyfriend get dirty last night?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:03 pm
"Boyfriend?" Larry says. "Definitly not, I can assure you of that!"
"But what nobody can be sure of is where Saint Joey's allegiances lie. Do you think he will stick to The Renegades, even though their leader John Cardok attacked you and Esoteric?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:49 pm
"Correction: tried to attack us. Cardok found out the hard way that if you don't please your ranks, you'll get shanked. And our Saint's got a choice to make, I've said all that needs to be said about that. He knows how I roll, he's got all the warning's needed."
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:39 pm
"Did Cardok do anything in particular which made you think 'I don't need this, I can survive without The Renegades'? Cardok certainly showed his displeasure about your proposed team with Esoteric!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:19 pm
"No s**t, Sherlock. Cardok was trying to keep me under wraps. I was there to do the dirty work, cause my background's got no problems bashing skulls and leaving the guys on top with their hands clean. Cardok's supposed to be a leader, but the only thing he's led the Renegades is a ever-winding spiral down to the shitter! All he was trying to do was try and recreate the past, cause he can't get his head out of 2006. And being the Prophet that I am, the past just won't fly with me."
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:24 pm
"Cardok and Danzig seem to have formed a unlikely alliance against you and Esoteric! Do you think they will be able to co-exsist? They are almost total opposites....at least in terms of ego!"
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:33 pm
"Even if they do manage to find harmony, their will against divine intervention will come to find a revelation of a** kicking and teeth swallowing, now try and come up with something that doesn't need a simple answer."
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:00 am
"You have said in the past that Saint Joey is a 'smart kid' and will make the right choice, to join you and Esoteric in The Inquisition. But Cardok is the guy who took Joey under his wing and taught him. From where I am sitting it's a 50-50 chance for either side, and Joey may not even pick a side!" Mooney muses.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:20 pm
Tavarius grabbed Mooney by the collar of his shirt and dragged him close to his face. "You wanna run that by me again, numb nuts? What do you think's gonna happen?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:29 pm
"WHOWA!" Larry shrieks!
"All I'm saying is, do you have a plan B? How certain are you about Joey's alliances?"
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