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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:39 pm
I wanted to make a thread that makes me laugh. I love quotes from comedians. Like Brian Regan, Jimmy Kimmel, Eddy Izzard, etc. So yueah, maybe I thought that we could post random quotes that make one another laugh. I'll go ahead and start, this one's from Brian Regan,
"You know how people are in the airport, carrying their laptop cases. Always thinking their better than you because they have it. You know what I'm gonna do. One day I'm gonna walk into the airport, you know, sit down, unclip the latches on the case, and pull out an etch-a-sketch and just start writing memos."
If you don't think it was funny, than whateever, just post some quotes you like, maybe even some from television shows.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:26 am
Eddie Izzard: "I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women hot and strong. And with a spoon in."
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:11 pm
((greatness cloud, eddy kicks a**...as much as a transvestite can kick a**.))
"Because no little boy's christmas is complete without stir-fry" (I can't remember but I think it is Jimmy Kimmel.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:13 pm
I watched a 45 minute routine thing of Brian Regan on Comedy Central today while I was home sick.
Heh heh.
He did the etch-a-sketch thing.
;D
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:16 pm
((funny though right))
" What were the inventors of Dora the Explorer thinking, Dora...The Explorer!(sing songy tune) did they really think that rhymed? Only place that'd rhymed would be the Kennedy household (perfect Kennedy impersonation) 'COme on! Put on DORA the EXPLORA!"- By Brian Regan
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:18 pm
Realitys Marionette ((funny though right)) " What were the inventors of Dora the Explorer thinking, Dora...The Explorer!(sing songy tune) did they really think that rhymed? Only place that'd rhymed would be the Kennedy household (perfect Kennedy impersonation) 'COme on! Put on DORA the EXPLORA!"- By Brian Regan ;DD
Heh heh.
He was funny, but I didn't think he was hilarious.
Now, Dane Cook...
Is hilarious.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:27 pm
Yeah, he's okay. But sadly I learned he copies almost all of his jokes, he was so great to me, until I learned that.And now a quote.
"It's a proven known black fact that watermelon Bubbalicious bubblegum, is the best gum to make the amount of salive needed for that after-weed mouth feeling."-Ralphie May
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:28 pm
[ ] I don't really watch comedians.
My parents went to school with a guy who opens for George Lopez (If I remember correctly) though. They went to one or two of his shows when he came here. []
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:03 pm
Interesting, oh well i wish you could watch them, but that is your choice. Another quote
((This was at Flava flav during the roast of Flava Flav)) "(In a rhymed tune) I am the pimp that lives in the thimnle, slap my bitches with a daffodil stem." (once again I think this was said by Jimmy Kimmel)
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:58 pm
[] I don't have cable TV in my room. I mainly live off of watching DVDs. Sure, there's YouTube, but it takes forever for the longer videos to load. []
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:29 am
"When me and my friends would do acid we would see beams of light, and here sounds very much like car horns..."-Mitch Hedberg(I don't really know how to spell his last name)
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:25 pm
I recomend watching Dayvan on Youtube. It's a friend of mine ranting on about stuff. Look for the eps about Swearing and Myspace. He's not really being a comedian but it's funny nonetheless.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:22 pm
"Men are the best at reading maps for a reason, they can take an inch and make it a hundred miles!" (can't remember saw it in a magazine with comedian quotes months ago...)
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