Alright, these are some tips, not that many and don't say any of these are wrong because I'll hunt you down! You have been warned.
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-Never get distracted, like some people who I won't say names of. Moch...
-Eat lots and lots of food, especially chinese food, yummy.
-Don't drink tea, its disgusting!
-If you eat Indian Food, beware of disgusting taste. You all are lucky, I have to eat it.
-Never talk to strangers, and call your spanish teacher fat!
-Dam, I can't think of any tips!
-Ohhhh got one! Always take the easier class in school! *Does algebra homework in 5 seconds* Yup, that easy.
-Don't have parents that bug you. Which is impossible.
-Ohh, global warming and ozone layer destruction are completely different things!
-Ozone layer destruction is caused by cattle, them and their farting methane. BAD COWS!
-Global warming sucks! I watched a video about it, called "An Inconvenient Truth" this video is awesomely funny........
Global Warming Yup....we keep dropping bigger ice cubes into the ocean, and they melt as we keep adding, which solves are problem once in for all. Girl says: but, I say: SOLVED ONCE IN FOR ALL!
-My science teacher is fat, yup he's fat.
-Wow, I get distracted a lot, did you know that? Well I had a mission to d- OMG A PENNY! Oh right, forgot what I was going to say...well lets move on.
-*eats pie*
-PIE IS GREAT! GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT ALL THE TIME! EVEN IF THEY SAY YOUR A CRAZY IDIOT!
-Play your computer/laptop all the time, they are great.
-I am a great speller, are you?
-More tips shall come when I can think of some...
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Remember these are great tips and don't ruin them, remember I will hunt you down! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. WARNED I SAY!