Self Defense for Begginers level 1 [FIN]

[Kuyoja]

Mr. Tsuzuki was getting ready for his first group class. His name still scraweled in large cursive writing on the chalk bored, though a chart of the human body was now tapped to its chalky surface.

Methodically Kuyoja was moving throughout the room, placing lined paper on each of the desks as well sharpened pencils. One would think he was being thoughtful towards his students though his emotionless face seemed opposite the action.

Soon his students would be here. He reconized one of the names on his list, the rest were new to him. He had only skimmed over their names and DNA types, in this class the DNA would be less important, since the class had been evolved to be able imcompass all student types regardless of strength or skill.

Finally placing a smaller copy of the human body chart on each desk he moved back to his own where he didn't sit but stood awaiting his students to enter.  

[Perilas_Coleman]

Nibal entered, grinning as he wandered over to one of the desks and peered at what was placed there. "Cool," he muttered, though he didn't take a seat immediately, glancing up at the teacher to see if he was supposed to sit yet or not.

Kal didn't have any reservations whatsoever and plopped herself down beside the desk Nibal was at. "I hope this doesn't take long." She told the boy, who didn't understand a word of it.  

[Orpheus Solon]

He'd been signed up for a class by his father and the idea had him a little bit worried. What exactly was it that his father had signed him up for? He wasn't exactly sure on the details just which class he had to go to and what time. He looked inside of it then gave a fanged grinned, hey... Nibal was here!

Baroness walked into the classroom with her boy, her barbed tail swishing back and forth, "Hello Kal." She greeted the green then looked over at the teacher.

Ter looked his way too and was instantly finding himself liking the guy. A rare thing indeed for him to like a human, he blamed it on his liking for Hari and Baldric and the fact that this teacher had tattoos. Anyone with tattoos couldn't be to bad even if human, right? He supposed he would see, "Hey." He said, flicking his tongue out over the two piercings in his lip.

He went to get a seat, coils arranging themselves under and around the desk. Line paper and pencils...? Was he here for some sort of test? Crap.  

[jayoku]

More annoyed than anything Zyan wasn't exactly sure why she had been signed up for a self defense class. What did her mother think she couldn't kick the crap out of any one who dared try and piss her off? Apparently not.

Trudging to the room she wore shorts and a shirt, this time the shirt had a vest over top, since it was getting cooler out she could feel her body slowing down, she hated the cold.

This teacher was new to her. Having never heard of him before it was like he suddenly showed up out of the blue, when she finally entered the classroom her dragon Hinder following behind she noticed first that Ter was there, then Nibal whom she knew only by face and then her eyes were dragged to the teacher.

He was tall, and was wearing no shirt? Caught off guard on that aspect she noticed his tattoo's and smiled inwardly. Ter must be impressed by those. She offered the teacher a vague wave before she then went to wave to her fellow students before taking a spot beside Ter.

Hinder entered the room happy to see the other green his tail swishing behind him and then noticed that Baroness was here as well. Ah...now he had to play the good subordinate, no female green tail chasing for him.

Ah princess a pleasure as always to see you. Hinder said to Baroness with a nod of his head. His eyes went to Kal fleetingly before returning to the wyvern.

 

[The Nozomi]

Punks. Xiaos voice was a slow purr of disapproval as she trailed after her lanky partner. Lian was clueless, as usual, to his dragons utterances and merely flicked his tail at the chittering, clicks of his dragon. It is about time you decided to take a class, Lian. You need to grow up sometime.

"Man, Xiao." He complained, twisting around to stroke at his friends jawline. "You k now I don't have a clue what you're saying! Chill out, okay?"

Admittedly, though, Lian faltered a bit when he saw the other kids in his class. A few were familier, even though his memory wasn't the best avaliable, and they were... pierced. Rakha was pierces, in his ears, but these kids were...

"Weird." He voiced finally, nose crinkling up a bit. His ears flicked, shifting to lie a little back against his spiked hair. Xiao coiled up in the air, puffing out air gently.  

[Kuyoja]

Kuyoja watched as each child entered the room, his eyes roaming over each of his new students their names flickering in his mind as he matched names to DNA types.

"You are all on time. Please be seated We have much to learn today." He instructed moving now to stand in front of his chalkboard his hand pointing to his name scrawled there.

"My name is Kuyoja Tsuzuki. You will all refer to me as Mr. Tsuzuki. Your dragons are welcome to attend any of my classes as long as they behave." He started rolling a shoulder which was the only sign of him being uncomfertable with standing for so long.

"Now I wish you all to take notes, there will be a take home assignment as well a small written portion for the class, if you decide to continue with the Self Defense classes there will be tests proving you paid attention. First. . ."

His hand reached down picking up a white peice of chalk before he moved to the human body chart that was tapped onto the boards surface.

"Question. When you are faced with a hostile person or situation what is the first thing you should do?" he asked turning back so he faced his students. He was...strangely wearing no shirt...it showed off his complex dragon tattoo, but it couldn't be any stranger than the fact he was wearing no shoes either...  

[Perilas_Coleman]

Nibal smiled and waved at Ter as the snake boy entered the classroom. Kalseru returned Baroness' greeting, then narrowed her eyes as the other green dragon arrived. Nibal glanced at the last kid to enter, but didn't have much time to look as the teacher started to talk. The boy sat and listened as Kuyoja spoke.

Bite their head off, was Kal's answer to the question asked to the class, which made Nibal lean over and shush his dragon. He had no clue what she'd said, but she wasn't supposed to talk.  

[Orpheus Solon]

There was a soft, hissing laughter from Baroness at Kalseru's answer to the question and her long, barbed tail set to wagging, "What she said!" She responded, seemingly delighted with the answer.

Ter looked down at the two dragons, wondering idly what it was that the pair were laughing about then he looked over at the teacher. First thing to come to his mind didn't seem quite to match up though. The class was about defense to answering with: 'Beat them up before they beat me up' wasn't going to be the right answer.

The end of his tail flick back and forth as he thought on it, trying to figure out what the 'right' answer was.  

[jayoku]

Hinder only chuckled at Baroness and Kalseru's enthusiastic answers. What better way to defend yourself than to just tear your attacker apart right? Though he would rather trick them than just destroy them.

Too messy, trick them into hurting themselves! That way you don't have to deal with the mess afterwards! The dragon said with a laugh.

Zyan looked down to her dragon and the other dragons who seemed to be having a better time answering the teachers question than the students were.

"Sock them in the jaw?" she replied thinking on how she would react if someone tried to attack her.  

[Orpheus Solon]

Ter looked over at Z then gave a fanged sort of grin, "I was actually thinking something similar." He doubted it would be the 'right' answer but it was the more fun and interesting one if you asked him, "Or wrapping around them and squeezing, thats always an option... well for me and my buddy Drez at least."

Baroness looked over at Hinder then thought on that, tricking someone could to long though, "Oh! I could always spear them!" She said, lifting up her barbed and potential poisonous tail and swished it.  

[Kuyoja]

Kuyoja showed no signs of displeasure at the answers or...answer rather. Since the only ones to answer were the dragons and he couldn't understand them...and the one girl.

" 'Socking them in the jaw' as you say would actually break your fist." Kuyoja stated before he turned around and started to scrawl on the board.

"A humans skull is stronger than the bones in your hand, so by striking the head you will end up with more damage to yourself than the person you are 'defending' yourself against." He continued before turning back around.

"But nevertheless the answer is incorrect, does anyone else have a guess to what you should do when faced with a hostile situation?" he asked having little hope at this point at having the right answer guessed. The whole lot seemed to be a ...fight now ask questions later sort.  

[The Nozomi]

"You take into account the whole situation." LIans voice was bored, his arms folding over his chest with a little sight. "You can't properly defend yourself if you have no idea what's in your general area. If you can't just walk away from it, go into defensive mode and kick them in the nads when they first give you the opportunity."

You don't kick people there. Xiao admonished her boy. He didn't know what she was saying but from the disapproving tone of her whistles, he could guess. You leave, if you can. There's nothing to be gained by fighting if you could have simply walked away.  

[jayoku]

Zyan looked over to Lian, wondering why anyone would just walk away from a potential fight.

"But what if you against a girl? I doubt kicking them in the 'nads' would prove very effective since they don't have any." she chimed in wondering why the nads would be the first spot to hit. though she knew it caused a lot of pain, some of the dcorp members, like Drez and Ter had their 'nads' contained within their body...thus that tactic wouldn't work. Not that she ever intended to do that sort of thing to either of them but she was just curious.


Hinder looked over to Xiao and nodded his head slightly. You should try tricking the attackers I say. Nothing like making a fool out of the ones trying to make a fool out of you. he said with a low grumbling chuckle.  

[Orpheus Solon]

Ter was plenty glad that he had a lot of scaley protection over a certain part of his body when he heard what Lian thought was a good plan for getting away from a fight someone. None the less he made a mental note to be careful around that one...

"I see no point in walking away from a fight that others are picking." He said, if someone were asking for a punch to the face who was he to deny them?

Baroness looked over at Xiao then said, "If you simply 'walk away' you lose your pride as a dragon." She said, scratching at one of her scars unconsciously. She'd rather more scars them to appear as a coward.  

[Perilas_Coleman]

Nibal piped up. "Uh... run away very fast?"

Kalseru snorted at her boy. Or just disembowel them. She swished her tail happily, ignoring her frog boy's frown.