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 Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:57 pm
And it had a kinda lame fortune. I was like boo, wtf son. And I looked at my friend's fortune too.
Mine was, "In love you will be happy and harmonious.
Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 36, 49, 5, 24
Learn Chinese: Friend= Peng-you"
My friend got, " New people will bring you new realizations, especially about big issues."
My other friend got, "Everyone has someone to love."
I don't have my friends' lucky numbers and Chinese word cause they threw it away. >_<
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But they should get someone new to write those things. Make them less gushy, vague and positive. They should make them more interesting and cynical.
Like, I would write, "You will be hit by a car on a Tuesday. It is inevitable. I don't care if you sit at home all day. You will be hit by a car. Also, everyday is a waste so you should just get wasted everyday. :]
Lucky numbers: 10, 666, 23
diu = slang word for ******** in Cantonese."
Am I the only one who would find that amusing?
If you wrote fortunes, what would you write on them?
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:08 pm
if i wrote a fortune I'll write
"You'll get rape by a robot"
or
"Your Daughter will date a black guy"
number: 3, 7, 9000
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:46 pm
Lol :'D that would be funny...
I always buy german fortune cookies D; they don't have lucky numbers and this "learn chinese" thing...
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