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m3_3aT_mUffinS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:06 pm


How to Stay Active - A Friendly Message from your local Grim Reaper/ Angel of Death.


-Calls Attention.-

Ok Troops.

As a relatively new Guild, we face an issue widespread amongst our kind.
I-I-Inactivity.

-cough-

So, to avoid such a terror, I will now instruct you in the proper way to stay active, capeesh?

Step 1: Log in.

It's not that hard dope. Username, Password. It's that easy.

Step 2: Walk into the guild.

Or hobble or whatever the hell it is you do. The point is, you need to be here, at least once a day.

Step 3: Check Everything.

I mean everything. Your last post, all the forums and subforums, even your mother's underwear. Why you'd check that, I don't know, but the point is to check.

Step 4: Respond.

We want you. No, not for the Captain's troops. We want you to answer, whether it be a threat in the main forum, or an idea thread in one of the subs. The point is, this guild can only thrive with your feedback.

Step 5: Be smart.

We shoot idiots on site. Be careful. Watch where you post that thing. Double check everything. Don't look stupid, it reflects poorly on not only you but us, and we will hurt you for it. Let's face it. A guild that looks appealing is appealing, and it attracts more members. We don't want a whole bunch of out of place and pointless topics.

Step 6: Be Civil.

Yes, some of us are Grade A Bitches. Mood swings will ensue. Real life will ensue. Get over it. No drama. We have enough of that as is. It's not going to kill you to be nice to someone, even if they're being dumb. It's the internet. Suck it up.

Step 7: Don't be a fun sucker.

Yeah you heard me. Don't pull a Hoover Vacuum. If you're a fun sucker, we'll make you a fun-vomiter. That won't be fun, now will it? WAll fun should be coming out, not going in. So have fun dammit! Cause if I'm not having fun, no one's having fun.


-ahem- That's all for now troops.

So go and do as I say.

Kthxbai.


whee
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:11 pm


I mean everything. Your last post, all the forums and subforums, even your mother's underwear. Why you'd check that, I don't know, but the point is to check.


I love you!!!! heart

mentalmath14


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:36 pm


Estancia activa! Por favor! gonk
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:52 pm


This Ange, is why you are a badass. biggrin

xxmorbidjokexx


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:10 pm


Okay. Nice article
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