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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:14 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:17 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:22 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:43 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:36 am
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A blonde joke, if you will. Sorry to blondes in the BK!
A mailman is delivering the mail when he says a blonde girl running out to the mailbox, open it, and then run back inside.
Confused, he continues going along the street, and the girl does the same thing, going to her mailbox, opening it, and then running back inside.
This happens 3 or 4 more times until the mailman reaches her house, and he stops her the next time, asking, "Why do you keep rushing out here and checking your mailbox?"
The blonde replies, "Well, my computer keeps telling me, 'You've got mail!'"
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:43 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:18 pm
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3 men died on the same day and went to heaven. 1 is a priest, another a thief and the last is a lawyer.
when they reach the gate, they met St Peter,
St Peter told them, "Due to the limited vacancy in heaven, each of u has to prove your worth before entering."
The priest asked: "How can we prove our worth?"
He replied, "i will ask each of you a question and if u can answered them, u may pass."
The thief said, "Fair enough, shoot your question."
St Peter turns to the priest and asked, "What is the name of the ship that hits the iceberg and sink?"
The priest replied, "That's easy, is the Titanic."
St Peter nods, "You may pass."
He turns to the thief, "How many perished when she sinks?"
The thief who has just recently read on Titanic replied, "Whew! Fortunately, i just read about it, is 1517."
St Peter nods and let the thief pass.
The lawyer thought to himself, "I have just watched Titanic, this should be easy as pie, how hard can it gets?"
St Peters turns to the lawyer and said..
"Name them."
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