I kissed thee ere I k i l l e d thee, no way but this, ...
So. I'm talking to my friend Yish. He's a nut. A funny one. And he's jobless and a virgin and my age (I'm 24), but he's my friend, I don't judge.
However, that doesn't stop me from making fun of him. xD..
So, due to his poor joblessness, I rub it in that I'm going to get a bagel. Mm.. toasty bagel... Ehem. And he asks me to bring him one, in which case I say come get it. He lives like 5 hours north of me.
He goes..
Yish: T__T ..
Yish: I HAD SOME OTHER 5 LETTTER WERD I ATE EALRIER ..
Yish: SUSHI ... !
And of Course.. I'm a jerk..
Ali: I got a better 5 letr werd
Ali: SEXES
Ali: MANY TIMES
Ali: AND LOTS OF IT.. !
Ali: THATS WHY.. ITS.. SEX - ES ... >>;.. !
Ali: cuz its PLURAL
Ali: /lowblow
Him:
Yish: it's not food tho ..o_o ..
Continuing...
Ali: MM... BAGELS AND SEXES.. >>;
Yish: NOT FOOODDD ..
Yish: I SAID FOOODDDD ..
Yish: NOOOOO ..
Yish: IT'S NOTT FOOOODD ..
Ali: XDDD who said it had to be food? I CAN EAT IT TOO .. !
Well, I've known Yish for several years now. And one thing I know for sure about him, he has this preoccupation with the word 'poop'. He uses it often for whatever he can. And, so... "I can eat it too" reminds me of disgestables.. which makes me think of Yish.. because ... of poop.
Ali: Which brings up Yish's question of the day...
Ali: ...what does sex look like after its been pooped?
Ali: DONT ANSWER YET...
Ali: I'm not done giggling.
Ali: xD
Yish: wells ..
Yish: wha's the answer .. o_o
Ali: You tell me. Its not MY question of the day.
Yish: i didn't ask it .. T__T
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Anyway. Enough of that. Discuss!
- Odd Conversations
Odd Preoccupations
Great Questions
Question of the Day
... Poop!
... killing myself, to die upon a k i s s.
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