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A group of five friends sat together in the living room. It was a room littered with soda bottles, big gulps, and empty bags of chips. Sitting on the couch sharing 2 liters of coke was Dagger, a muscular girl with dark hair and glasses; Sam, a heavy set guy with dark greasy hair and a face covered and acne; and Will, a guy sporting a medium build with glasses and a receding hair line. Nearby on the chair was a couple; Yolie, a fluffy girl with curly red hair was sucking face with Jeremy, her scrawny, curly haired boyfriend.
“ So how do you plan on Throwing Amber out?” Dagger said, taking a gulp of the two liter.
“ We could always literally throw her out,” Will said, “ She is skinny enough.”
“ yeah, but she’ll call the cops” Sam said.
At that moment he reminded Dagger and Will of the 3 other times that he tried to break up with Amber that she had got together with the next door neighbor to call the cops. The three heaved a sigh.
At that moment, a skinny, dark haired girl entered the room. She had teeth sticking out of her mouth and her face was so thin she looked as if she had done meth. The three friends backed against the couch, as if the open mouth filled with crooked teeth was about to suck out their souls. Jeremy and Yolie stopped sucking face and stared at the mysterious creature that stood before them in a t-shirt and jeans.
“What?” She said.
The five of them were silent as the girl walked into the hallway.
“ How much you want to bet she was off screwing some other dude instead of going to a job interview?” Dagger said.
She noted that something smelled odd about Amber. She usally smelled bad, but there was an even more foul scent when she entered the room. Even Sam could smell it as he stood up and followed Amber’s path down the hall. He signaled Dagger to follow.
When Sam and Dagger, followed by Will stopped, they were at a closed door. They could hear Amber’s muffled voice though the wood.
“ Oh my God, he was amazing!” Her voice was heard saying, “ Even better than Sam.”
At that moment, Sam broke through the door. Amber threw the cell phone on the ground, it shattering on the hard tiled floor. The small creature cowered on the bed.
“ So who was better than Sam?” Sam screamed.
Will and Dagger stayed silent and kept their cold stairs upon the creature.
“ No…Sam, please!” Amber pleaded.
At that point, Sam blew his temper, screaming at Amber, backing her into every corner of the room. She continued to beg and plead as she ran toward Dagger and Will. She pleaded with Dagger, trying to find protection, But Dagger only threw her into the rink.
“ YOU ARE GONE, WE ARE THROUGH!!!!” Sam screamed as Amber broke down on the floor.
Amber begged for forgiveness, but Sam had given her enough chances. She was always dependant, mooching off of everyone else. Even the phone that she had broken on the floor was Sam’s and it had to be replaced. She didn’t have a job, and instead of going to her interview, she had been fooling around with some guy the whole time. Will entered the room, lifted Amber up, and pulled the scrawny female out of room, all the while trying to control her kicks and screams.
“ Guess that takes care of the that problem,” Dagger said as she followed Sam and Will away from the room.
Already, Jeremy and Yolie were gathering Ambers things and moving them out of the house when Will entered the room. By that time, Amber was tired of struggling, but she was still in tears. She looked at Yolie who through the last bit of clothes out of the house.
“ I thought you were my firend,” Amber sniffed.
Yolie glared at her.
“ You are sadly mistaken,” Yolie said as she pointed toward the house. “ My house, my rules, now get out.”
Will pushed her out and slammed the door. The five friends exchanged fives and Yolie and Jeremy went to continue games on the chair. Will, Sam, and Dagger grabbed their two liter, pulled out a pack of cigarettes and went into to the back yard to wait for the cops to come.
Luckily for them, the banging on the door stopped in a matter of seconds and not another knock was heard for the rest of the day.

Cesspool wasn't about tact....

ding dong the witch is dead!
which old witch. the wicked witch is dead.

HAMMER TIME!

um, I think that might scar some of us Jesse.