Just a lil while ago, I mentioned how I'm drinking 3 Pepsis a day now. I freeze one for work, it's usually done by break and I buy another from the vending machine... When it works. If not, I travel a ways to one of the water fountains that don't taste like s**t/warm like the one next to the vending machines. Which happens to be right next to my PD. I think the fountain there is usually warm because they have a coffee/tea/hot chocolate machine right up against it. Good plan there.

The 3rd Pepsi is at home. Sometimes early in the day, sometimes after work. I'd drink something else but there is nothing else. I have 5 more cases of Pepsi. I would have bought something else, but the store had a shitty selection. Had they had Iced Tea, I would have bought it to freeze for work like I used to. Ah well.

Anyways, onto the point. After I said that, she said that I shouldn't, "because you'll get fat". Honestly... The only reason why she's saying that is because she had to lose weight sometime ago and struggles to keep her weight done. That and more recently. My sister works at Tim Horton's... For those who don't live in Canada, it's a donut shop. I boycotted that place years ago because their motto is "Always Fresh"... It's usually seen with their name. That's the biggest load of BS ever. Plus, coffee taste gets into all their food, it's nasty. I hate coffee! scream Krispy Kreme is FTW. mrgreen Although I haven't had any for a long time.

Anyways... where was I. Oh right, my sister. Since she works there she gets free food. She and my mom noticed that she's gaining weight. They're making a big deal about it... It's funny. Anyways, yea... That's why my mom's making a deal about it with me.

I'll tell you something. For the most part, I'm actually pretty skinny. My arms especially. Hell they have better muscles now that I've been working at UPS. They were fine before, but I think they're actually getting a workout. xd

My stomach has never been skinny, and I don't really care. It's not that it's chubby... Infact, it's prolly less so then it was back in school. As far as I'm concerned, it's perfectly normal. My body feeds off of it during those long hours of no food. It's healthy TBH...

Anyways, yea. I just find it so funny at how she was being all serious about it all of a sudden. I think she forgets where I work really.

Oh, this may be a bit of irony. She's all worried about my health. Shortly after this, I mentioned how I went to bed at 7am last night and woke up at 11am... 4 hours sleep. You know what she replies. "Oh, maybe you should double shift then." A shift is like 5 hours... I stick around a bit to help. I've never double shifted yet because that would mean I wouldn't leave until 4am as oppsed to 11 something... Well 12 usually for me cause I help. That all means I wouldn't get a ride. Although this one dude told me his dad gives everyone a ride so I could do that but... Uh... Back to the point. She wasn't worried about my health there. I slept for 4 hours and all she could think about is me working longer hours. rofl

Pfft, my mom warning me that I could get fat. Ha! I'm not stupid enough to let that happen. Especially like those ******** morbidly obese assholes. "Oh, poor me. I can't do anything and I need help." Yea, well you know what got you into that mess? You sitting around doing nothing but eat. I don't see anything different between either situation. Except now you have people serving you your food. And yes, I know this is sometimes related to some eating disorder... However, I'm pretty sure it's a load of bullshit said on their part just to get some pity points. stare

How about this. Let's ship these fatasses in cargo ships to a country full of starving children. Then give all their food to the kids eachday. The kids will get fed, and the fatasses will lose some weight and can stop being a drain on society. rolleyes

Haha... I don't know how I did it, but I just went from a funny story to a rant.