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GodBlessEmoHair

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:13 pm


This is something someone posted on the new Britney Spears Video (which sucks, btw). I had to have my friend translate it for me just to be able to understand it.

YuCk DuD3 U g0Tt@ B k1Dd1ng M3 Th1S s0Ng @Nd V1d SuX B@LlS g0D 1 d0nT c Y cHr1S cR0cK3r 1S p1Ss3D @t PpL 4 n0t L1k31nG tH1s s0nG c@Us3 Th1S v1D 1s JuSt L1k3 R0nG DuD3 1 g1V3 tH3 S0nG @ l1K3 2 @nD tH3 V1d @ 0
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:17 pm


Wow...It took me awhile to read that.. How sad...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:39 pm


eek The video is wrong and so's the comment!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:45 pm


I am sad to say I was able to read that with no problems....

But god, it's still an assault on the eyes!

Silvermaiden


RedKittyKat

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:05 pm


Silvermaiden
I am sad to say I was able to read that with no problems....

But god, it's still an assault on the eyes!

I could read it fairly quickly with no peroblems too. But then again, I see so much "txt tlk" on the internet.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:10 am


Wow.... thats txt-tlk mixed with l33t.... how dare they give l33t a bad name! You don't speak it unless the person want to speak it as well. he is obviously retard so he might have not know what he was doing and just did it. I'm surprised that I read that quickly myself. eek Must watch something smart on T.V stressed

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BallisticBallerina

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:30 pm


It took me about five minutes to read that. And even still I have no idea what it says...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:54 pm


GodBlessEmoHair

YuCk DuD3 U g0Tt@ B k1Dd1ng M3 Th1S s0Ng @Nd V1d SuX B@LlS g0D 1 d0nT c Y cHr1S cR0cK3r 1S p1Ss3D @t PpL 4 n0t L1k31nG tH1s s0nG c@Us3 Th1S v1D 1s JuSt L1k3 R0nG DuD3 1 g1V3 tH3 S0nG @ l1K3 2 @nD tH3 V1d @ 0


Translation
Yuck dude, You've got to be kidding, this song and video suck balls. God, I don't see why Chris Crocker(?) is pissed a people four not liking this song, because this video is just like wrong dude. I give the song a like 2, and the video a 0.


I did my best...

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Kadeejah Seshat

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:20 am


How in God's name was I able to fluently read that garble?

Oh, please...Someone make the pain stop...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:17 am


I would gladly like to visit that person with a thick oxford dictionary in hand.

So I could whack them 'round the head with it. It might just start the electrical currents to flow again. ¬_¬

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:58 pm


Silvermaiden
I am sad to say I was able to read that with no problems....

But god, it's still an assault on the eyes!
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Sadly, I could read it without a problem too.
That's what over a year of playing RuneScape does to one's mind.
Luckily I quit that stupid game before it could do permanent damage to my brain. Sadly enough, I can't say the same for my friend. All she does is talk in "txt talk". *Moment of silence*
xD.
I agree with Kin no Nabi. I'd like to be like Yuki and give them a nice BIG FWAP on the head with a few dictionaries.
Maybe a nice b-slap or two might help.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:03 am


Oh god. That was AWFUL! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH! crying

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ecelyfe

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:35 am


How do people type like that. TELL ME! T-T
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:29 pm


I had to go back and make sense of it. Good god!

Forget dictionaries, smack him with a book of famous literature. That'll be thicker and harder.

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Korrey

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:48 pm


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Ok, that's bad.
I had to have my friend help me read that.
People are plainly stupid when they type like that.
Ok, I mean, I have put a number to substitute a word in a screen name,
But it's not as bad as that.
Oof...that's bad when you need 2 people to read a sentence.
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