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 Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:59 pm
((Basically, Zazog, the main hunter of the cave where my Ulaya live in, wants to test out Deadpool's hunting skills. So he drags him along by the ear to a forest abundant in prey. I really think this isn't going to go well. XD Angel RPs Deadpool here, unless she doesn't reply for a while and I still want to continue the RP.))  The Zangoose Ulaya sat by a tree, his eyes catching every movement of prey in the grass. Mice, grounded birds, squirrels, and an occasional rabbit. He glanced at the red and black fellow next to him, and back out to the scenery around him.
"Ok Deadpool... I follow you around, and you try to get as much food as you can in an hour. No weapons, or I'll just take them from you."
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:11 pm
 Deadpool scowled at Zazog. "You dragged me by the ear from a pretty ulaya for this?" He asked, twitching the said injured ear. "Why should I listen to you, a youngster that doesn't respect his elders?" His voice took on a mocking tone a she said the words. "In fact..." Letting that sentence hang, he drew a gun. "...I'm going hunting with weapons anyway." Deadpool stuck out his tougne at Zazog. "HA! Fooled you, didn't I?" As her rambled, he inched away back in the direction of the pretty ulaya.
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:56 pm
Zazog sighed, one half wanting to maul Deadpool to the ground and the other half wanting to see who the pretty Ulaya was.
"I'm older than you are. And this is more important than hitting on some girl." He inched closer to him, thinking that he could take his gun away when he wasn't looking. Then again, those swords are going to be troublesome too.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:48 pm
"No, it's the other way around." Deadpool shot back as he inched forward. Mayber he could slice off his head. "And I'll hunt when I want to, especially those pesky squirrels..."
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:06 pm
Looks like Zazog will have to play with Deadpool's tastes.
"Look, if you hunt well enough, that'll impress the girls around here. Being a homicidal maniac doesn't do well. Being able to hunt without weapons does. So just... cooperate with me will ya?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:33 pm
Deadpool stared at Zazog as he scooted a bit closer. "How does killing cute animals impress girls? Won't they squeak and go all tear eyed at the fact a widdle squirrel died?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:03 pm
"Uh... the girls that don't tear up at the fact that squirrels are the ones that worth it." Zazog sighed. He was getting frustrating...
"Trust me, I live with a bunch of girls, so I know. And you're not allowed to be a merc or whatever you call yourself here so killing animals is the best you can do.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:14 am
((XP))
"Do you have to make all these stupid rules?" Deadpool considered throwing a pinecone at Zazog, just to show that he could. Picking up said object, he fiddled with it for a while before glancing back at Zazog.
"Fine! You owe me!" He scowled and threw the pinecone at a bird flying overhead. "Score!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:25 am
"Owe you what?" Zazog scowled, wondering if he ever made any sense. Though he was pleased to see that he'd given up on resisting, he didn't know whether to consider pinecones as weapons or not.
Glancing at the bird as it feel out of sky, he noticed that it had an indent where the pinecone had struck it. He wished that he had that kind of strength, or he'd be sane enough to use it properly.
"Can you kill things with your bare paws?" His golden eyes spotted a mouse nearby. "Like this."
In a flash of red and white, Zazog pounced on the rodent, and killed it with a bite to the neck.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:19 pm
Deadpool glared at the Ulaya as he went for the kill. Showoff. Why does he have to suffer through this when he can be doing other stuff? Like hitting on chicks. Yeah.
"I could do it so fast that your mother wouldn't know what happened! But this is the 21st century! Only kung-fu geniuses don't use weapons anymore!"
To prove his point, he whipped out his gun and shot a rabbit that was passing by.
"That could be you in the next twenty seconds."
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:26 pm
Zazog knew that he was working with a homicidal maniac when he thought about trying this. But he knew that Deadpool didn't have the guts to kill him. Hopefully.
"Well in case you haven't noticed, you're the only Ulaya here that has weapons, so that doesn't apply now." He muttered, walking over to the rabbit corpse. He sniffed the still warm body, and recoiled in disgust.
"And how are you suppose to eat that? The purpose for hunting is to get food to eat, not to kill animals randomly."
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:56 pm
"O rly? If you want food, go to McDonalds! There's three on every block in NYC, it shouldn't be hard enough to find one!" Deadpool growled, tempted to shoot another innocent critter. If it pissed off Pokemon-boi here, he wouldn't mind staying around. Not as much anyway.
He still was in the mood to flirt with some hawt girl.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:12 pm
Zazog flicked his ear at Deadpool's strange ramblings. He didn't know what a McDonalds or NYC is, but if he had any sense, he probably didn't want to know about it.
"That's not the point though. You need to provide food for the others who can't hunt if you want to continue living with us. If you don't, you're not welcome."
He was beginning to think that this was not worth the trouble. But if he had any sense of honor in him, these words would get to him.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:22 pm
Deadpool was speechless, but only for a moment. Even though he understood that reasoning, he still couldn't care less.
"Hey, even if I don't hunt like you animals, I can still protect you... or something...! I've done it before! You offer me something I want, and I shoot anyone that comes too close to you!"
He'd actually never been a bodyguard or anything, but he'd seen people do it before. When he was a merc that tries to kill someone that was protected. When he was human.
That thought only crossed his mind for a second. Leaving as quickly as it came, Deadpool turned his glance to Zazog.
"If it gets me out of this mess, I can do that."
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:32 pm
"What mess? You're the one causing all the problems, not me." Zazog muttered, but the offer did sound good to his ears. Even though he couldn't think of anyone that would want to kill them, it would be useful to have someone of his abilities doing something for once. Instead of eating up everything and taking space.
"Sure, fine, it's better than nothing."
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