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 Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:37 pm
So I've been staying at my grandparent's for the past few days and will be until tomorrow night when mum gets home from work.
So today were were making homemade CHOCOLATE CANDY. I was taking a break (aka slacking off) and sitting in the chair. So something scared one of my grandparent's 11 cats, Waddles, so he took off on the run. She has 2 stools sitting by her counter in the kitchen. My grandfather's pair of shoes was under the first stool. Waddles decided to jump over the pair of shoes so he jumped over (mind you I was watching the whole time this was happening) and I heard a clunk. He hit his head on the foot thing that goes across.
That cat's facial expression changed from a terrified look to an OWWWWW/-_- look. I laughed so freaking hard. I was sitting there in ABSOLUTE HYSTERICS. rofl Then we were talking about cats (my grandparents, mum, and I) at the kitchen table and this story (TRUE STORY) popped up:
Our cat Walter at home damaged some brain cells. I was playing laser light with him and I accidentally ran if over the edge of the plate that was on the floor. The very edge of his paw his that plate and it came up and conked him in the side of the head. I wanted to DIE laughing at that. rofl rofl
I was crying that I was laughing so hard. I started coughing and couldn't breathe at all. I was absolutely almost in PAIN. ROFL!
EPIC!
Tell me how hard you lolled.
And share stories. xD
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:45 pm
That is HILARIOUS. My brother was once laughing so hard that he started crying because he couldn't breath, and I went into a fit of giggles. XD
Stories.... stories....
WELL
Once, I had a dream where I married this guy I really liked. It was seriously embaressing, and I woke up blushing like crazy XD rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:42 pm
Lol. A few weeks ago i was at my friends place with her and two other friends.
One of my friends did that thing with her finger where you make it look all wobbly, at that time I was eating tako chips, and when she did it, I choked on the tako chip while laughing at the same time. And then she started to laugh too. We both laughed for more than 5 minutes straight. xD
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:44 pm
One time my friend said something just as I took a sip of rootbeer. I don't remember what it was, but it was sooo hilarious.
The stupid rootbeer came out my nose,
we were both in giggle fits forever.
Like the longest time,
it was hilarious though!
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:03 pm
I rembember when my, dad, my brother, my friend, and I were all on our boat and my friend said that she saw a fish go mwah, and she put her hands in the form she 'saw' the fish go. then my dad, (while my brother, me, and my friend were all drinking our rootbear) said, "Oh yeah, well I saw a fish go (he made like he saw a fish playing a guitar)". We started cracking up, rootbear flying out of our mouths and noses like crazy. It was so funny xP
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:20 pm
ZOMG that's hilarious.
rofl rofl rofl
I've been in two VERY funny situations...well, to me at least.
You know that thing that rude people do when they see you for the first time?
They kind of look you up and down with the meanest expression...
In spanish we call it "barrer", which actually means "to sweep".
Well...this is kind of embarrassing...one time, at a petting zoo in Six Flags, a goat did that to me.
I swear it looked sooo human.
It freaked me out completely.
Plus, I had gone to Six Flags with my friends. {it was in ninth grade}
And I ran out of the petting zoo yelling "A GOAT 'SWEPT' ME!!!"
Then, I stopped running and realized how increadibly stupid I looked.
So I started to laugh my head off, right in the middle of Six Flags.
I actually heard a lady tell her kid "Don't go near that girl", referring to me.
It just made me laugh harder.
The other time, I was REALLY, REALLY tired.
And when I'm tired, the tiniest, stupidest thing starts me laughing.
So, my mom sent me into the store to buy some olives or sommat.
But, on my way into the store, I actually missed the sliding doors and crashed into the wall.
When I finally made it into the store, I was laughing so damn hard I couldn't even stand up.
So I just sat on the floor and was shaking with laughter.
Then, a boy I knew from somewhere came up to me and put his hand on my shoulder.
"Are you ok?"
And I guess my brain wasn't working because of the laughter or something, because I answered
"No! I glow in the dark!"
He backed away sloooowly.
Aw, man it was sooo funny.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:41 am
I kissed thee ere I k i l l e d thee, no way but this, ... I can't tell you how many times I've called in my old cat (who is deceased now), Georgia, into the house from the glass sliding door and watched her, only a foot away, try to run through the glass, only to slam into it. She always got so pissed off she'd leave and not come back til nighttime or morning, but I always laughed my a** off.
My favorite, the one that actually made me laugh so hard I had to crawl to the bathroom to prevent myself from peeing on myself, was the time she fell off my bed while I was playing with her. She was chasing my foot around under the covers as I was going to bed and I had it hanging off the side. She crouches down like two feet away, launches into the air and I move my foot.
All you see is a shadow pass by, feel her body brush the coverlets, and all that's left is a really loud THUMP as she hits the floor, missing the entire bd completely.
It was all quiet for a second while I held my breath, trying not to laugh, cause I knew if I laughed, she wouldn't sleep with me that night. And I heard her skitter out of the room. I knew she was embarrassed. I started cracking up SO f-ing hard. XD..
... killing myself, to die upon a k i s s.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:15 am
Oh my gawd.
Hilarious, yet strange. xD
Yeah, my friend has a cat that's afraid of new people.
I was actually able to hold her w/out freaking out.
Then when we let her go, she went behind my friend's refrigerator.
BIG NOTE: Most dirtiest place to hide. x3
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:48 pm
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