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 Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:02 pm
Last night, my dog came into my room very quickly.
(My door is broken and it doesn't close)
And he scared me.
So my hand flew up, and my finger-nailcaught the up arrow key and RIPPED IT OFF.
So I was bleeding and looking for the damned peice of plastic.
So later I found it and re-attached it.
But it doesn't work.
So I'll be sitting on my floor hitting the dead button, wondering why my page isn't scrolling up.
I said 'so' a lot...
DSX:
Stupid things you've done
Bleeding
Breaking things
Floors
xoxo
~Bow
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:24 pm
Ouch, that would hurt a lot!
Although I have to say.... that made me laugh really hard.
One time though I was cutting some fabric and I accidently cut out a huge chuck of my finger. It LUCKILY (more like AMAZINGLY) grew back.
My sister also once fell down the stairs and broke her leg two days before we went to Disney World.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:58 pm
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Ooooh, ouch. I pulled something like that on Thursday. It was my first day running the bar, and I was slicing the limes, when the knife slipped and landed on my finger. Instead of stopping though, I just kept cutting, until I realized I'd hit the bone. gonk That hurt like a son of a b***h.
So I sympathize. sweatdrop
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:14 pm
Ouch. That must've hurt.
I once accidentally cut my finger with a piece of paper, but that's it.
No horror stories for me. :3
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:30 am
I've sliced my finger with scissors, too... I was cutting a piece of paper in science class, and I didn't realize my finger was in the way until I pressed down. It started bleeding everywhere. >< I hate cuts like that, because they look a million times worse than they really are.
Sorry about your poor computer key... sad
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:37 pm
I keep doing it.
It's quite annoying...
I bit a taste bud off once.
That's hurt like a b***h.
.__.;
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:08 pm
Ouch!
All your guyses stories sound awful.
When I was...four, I think...yeah, four.
I got into a fight with a classmate of mine {in kindergarden, lol}
about whether the scissors were actually sharp or not.
He was saying that they weren't sharp because they were "baby scissors".
And I hated being called a baby.
So I grabbed the scissors and said "YAH THEY ARE!"
And proceeded to almost cut half my middle finger off.
I still have the scar and the memory of my teachers scream when she saw the blood.
I just remember her carting me off to the nurse, and I stuck out my tounge at the boy and yelled
"SEE? They are too sharp!"
rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:52 pm
The Shindig Ouch!
All your guyses stories sound awful.
When I was...four, I think...yeah, four.
I got into a fight with a classmate of mine {in kindergarden, lol}
about whether the scissors were actually sharp or not.
He was saying that they weren't sharp because they were "baby scissors".
And I hated being called a baby.
So I grabbed the scissors and said "YAH THEY ARE!"
And proceeded to almost cut half my middle finger off.
I still have the scar and the memory of my teachers scream when she saw the blood.
I just remember her carting me off to the nurse, and I stuck out my tounge at the boy and yelled
"SEE? They are too sharp!"
rofl rofl rofl rofl
That reminds me of the time I was in second grade when some kid said that pencils weren't dangerous.
I was like, "I bet they are!!"
So I took one and stabbed my hand, and the lead broke-off in my hand.
I was laughing and my teacher was like, "Zomg!!"
She took me to the nurse herself and asked why I did that.
I made up a lie and said, "It was an accident."
I was giggling as the nurse put the band-aid on.
I still have the scar and the bump of where the lead is.
Eight years later, and the lead is still in my hand under the scar.
xD
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:05 pm
Last year, when we were doing some crafty stuff in school, i had sticky tape stuck on my leg, and i was attempting to cut it, i also cut my leg along with it...(good thing i only got a bruise and there was little blood D: )
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:13 pm
One time I was trying to cut something really tough,
and the scissors stabbed into my finger with sheer force.
Hurt like a -b***h-.
Don't have a scar anymore though.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:57 pm
Fagosaurus Rex The Shindig Ouch!
All your guyses stories sound awful.
When I was...four, I think...yeah, four.
I got into a fight with a classmate of mine {in kindergarden, lol}
about whether the scissors were actually sharp or not.
He was saying that they weren't sharp because they were "baby scissors".
And I hated being called a baby.
So I grabbed the scissors and said "YAH THEY ARE!"
And proceeded to almost cut half my middle finger off.
I still have the scar and the memory of my teachers scream when she saw the blood.
I just remember her carting me off to the nurse, and I stuck out my tounge at the boy and yelled
"SEE? They are too sharp!"
rofl rofl rofl rofl
That reminds me of the time I was in second grade when some kid said that pencils weren't dangerous.
I was like, "I bet they are!!"
So I took one and stabbed my hand, and the lead broke-off in my hand.
I was laughing and my teacher was like, "Zomg!!"
She took me to the nurse herself and asked why I did that.
I made up a lie and said, "It was an accident."
I was giggling as the nurse put the band-aid on.
I still have the scar and the bump of where the lead is.
Eight years later, and the lead is still in my hand under the scar.
xD rofl
The things we have to do to make other people understand basic things.
-sigh-
lol
I've lead in my hand too!
At the base of the pinkie finger, in the palm side.
Also in second grade, a classmate and I were arguing about some math problem.
So I spread out my hands in a "I'm so right, it's so obvious, just accept your error" gesture.
When he screamed like and animal and plunged his lead pencil into my hand.
The whole tip part of it went in.
I yanked it out and flung it at his face {blood and all}
and he still had the nerve to get mad at me because "I had stolen the lead!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:55 pm
You should see me try to slice potatoes...
Last time i did it i cut my finger about 3 times.
And every time i use super glue i accidentally glue my fingers together. EVERY TIME.
I have pencil lead in my hands too! I was playing catch with a two-sided pencil [don't try this at home] and i caught it wrong. Lead went into both of my hands, at the base of my ring finger on the right hand, and on the right side of my palm on the left. Yeah, that was dumb.
EDIT: Oh! I just remembered that i stapled my thumb one time. xd I was trying to see if the stapler was out of staples... It wasn't.
Yeah, it's safe to say i'm a little dense.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:58 pm
The Shindig Fagosaurus Rex The Shindig Ouch!
All your guyses stories sound awful.
When I was...four, I think...yeah, four.
I got into a fight with a classmate of mine {in kindergarden, lol}
about whether the scissors were actually sharp or not.
He was saying that they weren't sharp because they were "baby scissors".
And I hated being called a baby.
So I grabbed the scissors and said "YAH THEY ARE!"
And proceeded to almost cut half my middle finger off.
I still have the scar and the memory of my teachers scream when she saw the blood.
I just remember her carting me off to the nurse, and I stuck out my tounge at the boy and yelled
"SEE? They are too sharp!"
rofl rofl rofl rofl
That reminds me of the time I was in second grade when some kid said that pencils weren't dangerous.
I was like, "I bet they are!!"
So I took one and stabbed my hand, and the lead broke-off in my hand.
I was laughing and my teacher was like, "Zomg!!"
She took me to the nurse herself and asked why I did that.
I made up a lie and said, "It was an accident."
I was giggling as the nurse put the band-aid on.
I still have the scar and the bump of where the lead is.
Eight years later, and the lead is still in my hand under the scar.
xD rofl
The things we have to do to make other people understand basic things.
-sigh-
lol
I've lead in my hand too!
At the base of the pinkie finger, in the palm side.
Also in second grade, a classmate and I were arguing about some math problem.
So I spread out my hands in a "I'm so right, it's so obvious, just accept your error" gesture.
When he screamed like and animal and plunged his lead pencil into my hand.
The whole tip part of it went in.
I yanked it out and flung it at his face {blood and all}
and he still had the nerve to get mad at me because "I had stolen the lead!" I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
I remember doing something like that as a kid.... I forget what the argument was about, but I took a knife and jabbed it into my hand. I smiled very smugly at my brother, and proceeded to scream my head off.
I was like... three. xD
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:06 pm
Oddly enough, I've never been cut by a knife.
I drop them on myself a lot and nothing happens.
It bounces off.
I even dropped and exacto-knife on my foot, nothing.
(I'm not trying to impale myself .__.; )
I remember watching this video where two guys were fighting with scissors, and one guy runs off camera.
And the other throws the scissors.
And the other guy comes back with them pretruding from his arm.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:18 pm
OMG, I laughing so hard at all those stories... XD
Let me think... no, I don't think I've ever done anything like that. Poor me. cry
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