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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:38 pm
Today was a VERY eventful day in the life of Me. I spent ALL DAY in my dads shop, slaving away, in front of a TV... playing Final Fantasy XII. It was hard work, I got stuck on this level for like 3 hours... D:... the saddest part is I get paid for that... xd .
Later, I was driving my dear, sweet, mother to my cousins house. When that new song by Jordin Sparks came on the radio "Tattoo". I like the song, but I made the mistake of telling my mom that I wanted to have a reason to love that song. Like I wanted to go through a REALLY bad break-up and listen to that song, and get empowered and move on with my life, and love again, and all that Waiting to Exhale stuff. And you know what she said?? And she told me that it would never happen. She told me I would never find love, and that I should just stop that right now. YEAH.... FUNNY MOM!!!! But she was serious... and it wasn't even like she was thinking about something and projecting these feelings on to me... I asked her a little while ago and she said "It's true, don't get your hopes up, because the chances for you finding love are slim" crying . MY MOMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!
OHH and my cousin hates me because I "hate" her boyfriend... which I don't... rolleyes
NOW, on to the second part of the thread title. cool
So, as absolutely NONE of you have heard. Nymphie is giving out her number and taking names. She has 2 potential sex partners as of right now.
Martin -- That's her Burger King loverboy he works at Burger King, obviously. I mean, can you say "Free food for friends"? Because I CAN!!!!!!! He's apparently a "sugar-daddy". Meaning he's older, and is willing to spend. wink . His voice sounds like that of a serious man, so if Nymphie wanted to be with him, I'd have fun being a sarcastic twit. blaugh
Ralfy (Or Rafy, we're not sure anymore) - She met him through a co-working. She's interested in him, I say, because he's packing "latino heat"... if you know what I mean... He'll know EXACTLY what he's doing... on the dance floor. She just told me about him wanting to have a 4way with him, his cousin, Nymphie and our friend, who I'll call Prudence.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:50 pm
Buzz, You'll never find love if you don't know what your preference is. talk2hand Denial will keep you stuck. lulz <3
Umm... I'd tell Nym to watch out on Mr. Fast Food, he may develop love handles... and the sugar-daddy thing on a BK Budget sounds creepy.
...The 4 way frightens me. XD
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:55 pm
THATS WONDERFUL
SIAMESE SHOULD CHOOSE THE BURGER KING GUY
HE SHOULD BE GOOD WITH HIS HANDS .... AND POSSIBLY A FRYER..... SEXY
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:42 pm
Raffi?Personally, I like Bananaphone.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:50 pm
You wont ever find love until you stop being a n00b Buzz heart
And I forgot about the BK guy. He's like 40 so its like ew.
And apparently I'm Ralphie's girlfriend now...or at least thats what he told every single person in his family...
Lets describe Rafy:
He's my age, 20, he's an ex-con, he had his license suspended for 6months for racing on the highway, he doesnt have a job, he smokes, he drinks, he told me getting arrested runs in his family and everyone gets locked up alot, he calls me baby, he gets into physical fights and is proud of how well he can kick people's asses, he told me I need to learn to cook because men like to eat, and was serious when he said it, he's working on his g.e.d which is good, he asked me to spend 3 weeks in Detroit with him this summer visiting his mom's side of the family, even though we havent even met yet, I dont think he gets sarcasm, my co-worker told him I'm a virgin and that I've never even been on a date or kissed a guy yet, and so he told me he would be my first everything, he asked if my dad would be ok with him taking away my virginity, but then said he didnt care what my dad said because he didnt care what others said, he would still do his thing. Who asks someone's dad if they can ******** their daughter? Like seriously? Oh and he says he hates golden retrievers talk2hand
But yeah. Besides that he seems really nice. I'm meeting him on Friday. It should be interesting...
Edit - His full name is Rafal....so I'm guessing its Rafy.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:06 pm
[N]ymphie You wont ever find love until you stop being a n00b Buzz heart
And I forgot about the BK guy. He's like 40 so its like ew.
And apparently I'm Ralphie's girlfriend now...or at least thats what he told every single person in his family...
Lets describe Rafy:
He's my age, 20, he's an ex-con, he had his license suspended for 6months for racing on the highway, he doesnt have a job, he smokes, he drinks, he told me getting arrested runs in his family and everyone gets locked up alot, he calls me baby, he gets into physical fights and is proud of how well he can kick people's asses, he told me I need to learn to cook because men like to eat, and was serious when he said it, he's working on his g.e.d which is good, he asked me to spend 3 weeks in Detroit with him this summer visiting his mom's side of the family, even though we havent even met yet, I dont think he gets sarcasm, my co-worker told him I'm a virgin and that I've never even been on a date or kissed a guy yet, and so he told me he would be my first everything, he asked if my dad would be ok with him taking away my virginity, but then said he didnt care what my dad said because he didnt care what others said, he would still do his thing. Who asks someone's dad if they can ******** their daughter? Like seriously? Oh and he says he hates golden retrievers talk2hand
But yeah. Besides that he seems really nice. I'm meeting him on Friday. It should be interesting...
Edit - His full name is Rafal....so I'm guessing its Rafy.
SIAMESE HE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER ID TOTALLY ASK YOUR DAD IF I COULD ******** YOU TOO <3
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:57 am
[N]ymphie You wont ever find love until you stop being a n00b Buzz heart
And I forgot about the BK guy. He's like 40 so its like ew.
And apparently I'm Ralphie's girlfriend now...or at least thats what he told every single person in his family...
Lets describe Rafy:
He's my age, 20, he's an ex-con, he had his license suspended for 6months for racing on the highway, he doesnt have a job, he smokes, he drinks, he told me getting arrested runs in his family and everyone gets locked up alot, he calls me baby, he gets into physical fights and is proud of how well he can kick people's asses, he told me I need to learn to cook because men like to eat, and was serious when he said it, he's working on his g.e.d which is good, he asked me to spend 3 weeks in Detroit with him this summer visiting his mom's side of the family, even though we havent even met yet, I dont think he gets sarcasm, my co-worker told him I'm a virgin and that I've never even been on a date or kissed a guy yet, and so he told me he would be my first everything, he asked if my dad would be ok with him taking away my virginity, but then said he didnt care what my dad said because he didnt care what others said, he would still do his thing. Who asks someone's dad if they can ******** their daughter? Like seriously? Oh and he says he hates golden retrievers talk2hand
But yeah. Besides that he seems really nice. I'm meeting him on Friday. It should be interesting...
Edit - His full name is Rafal....so I'm guessing its Rafy.
NO OFFENSE BUT I STOPPED READING AT DETROIT
NYMPHIE I AM LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM DETROIT <3
ps: He isnt exactly a keeper. I mean Detroit can be really pretty but smelly. <3 But have fun Nymphie~
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:02 am
Hirun Hikari Buzz, You'll never find love if you don't know what your preference is. talk2hand Denial will keep you stuck. lulz <3
Umm... I'd tell Nym to watch out on Mr. Fast Food, he may develop love handles... and the sugar-daddy thing on a BK Budget sounds creepy.
...The 4 way frightens me. XD I'm not in denial of anything, I know what I like, I just see no reason to flaunt it. talk2hand
Nymphles-- Ralfy sounds like a keeper to me... I mean REALLY, I totally call being usher at your wedding. What song do you want me to sing? No, forget it, I've already chosen, "Baby got Back". That can be your first dance. 3nodding . It will be amazing, and your day will be that much more special.
Meru has to sit at my table during the reception. heart
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:10 am
I forgot to add that Rafy has a 1yr old son.
Lexii - HOMG if I go to Detroit I am SOOO going to go visit you! It'll be hott whee
Siamese - we're already in each other's vaginas, so I dont think my dad would care if you asked to ******** me since we were born ******** <3
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:01 am
buzzkid24 Hirun Hikari Buzz, You'll never find love if you don't know what your preference is. talk2hand Denial will keep you stuck. lulz <3
Umm... I'd tell Nym to watch out on Mr. Fast Food, he may develop love handles... and the sugar-daddy thing on a BK Budget sounds creepy.
...The 4 way frightens me. XD I'm not in denial of anything, I know what I like, I just see no reason to flaunt it. talk2hand
Nymphles-- Ralfy sounds like a keeper to me... I mean REALLY, I totally call being usher at your wedding. What song do you want me to sing? No, forget it, I've already chosen, "Baby got Back". That can be your first dance. 3nodding . It will be amazing, and your day will be that much more special.
Meru has to sit at my table during the reception. heart I originally read "sit at my table" as "sit on my lap". But then I re-read it. I still think mine is better. Pssh, racing on the highway? That's nothing. It's all about street racing down canyons and other very non-straight roads. Like the road Buzz has probably chosen OH BURN
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:18 pm
[N]ymphie You wont ever find love until you stop being a n00b Buzz heart
And I forgot about the BK guy. He's like 40 so its like ew.
And apparently I'm Ralphie's girlfriend now...or at least thats what he told every single person in his family...
Lets describe Rafy:
He's my age, 20, he's an ex-con, he had his license suspended for 6months for racing on the highway, he doesnt have a job, he smokes, he drinks, he told me getting arrested runs in his family and everyone gets locked up alot, he calls me baby, he gets into physical fights and is proud of how well he can kick people's asses, he told me I need to learn to cook because men like to eat, and was serious when he said it, he's working on his g.e.d which is good, he asked me to spend 3 weeks in Detroit with him this summer visiting his mom's side of the family, even though we havent even met yet, I dont think he gets sarcasm, my co-worker told him I'm a virgin and that I've never even been on a date or kissed a guy yet, and so he told me he would be my first everything, he asked if my dad would be ok with him taking away my virginity, but then said he didnt care what my dad said because he didnt care what others said, he would still do his thing. Who asks someone's dad if they can ******** their daughter? Like seriously? Oh and he says he hates golden retrievers talk2hand
But yeah. Besides that he seems really nice. I'm meeting him on Friday. It should be interesting...
Edit - His full name is Rafal....so I'm guessing its Rafy.
Wow, what a winner. I would have said "so long, bye, have a nice life" after the whole being serious about a woman knowing how to cook to feed a man, ...and the over all fact that he seems kind of controlling.... and doesn't get sarcasm. :/ Be careful on Friday. gonk And Buzz shouldn't listen to people who say he can't find love, anyone can find love. ...eventually at some random point.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:13 pm
HOMG you guys.
So I thought my coworker knew Rafy, so he was all safe and stuff, right?
Turns out she never even met him DDD: Like, wtf? I dont know how she knows him. But somehow she seems to know like everyone in CT, NY, and PA who has ever been to jail.
But yeah I told my boss (my coworkers sister-in-law) how I was supposed to go clubbing with him on Friday and she was all
"You cant. You know Michelle has never met him? No one knows him, only his phone number. If you go clubbing with him you're going to end up raped and kidnapped."
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
So like its a REALLY good thing she told me that because that would have been sooooo bad. So yeah I'm totally not going to meet him. Or, if I am, not in random club in a town I've only been to like once in my life (he lives 40 min away from me).
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:25 pm
Insomnesiac [N]ymphie You wont ever find love until you stop being a n00b Buzz heart
And I forgot about the BK guy. He's like 40 so its like ew.
And apparently I'm Ralphie's girlfriend now...or at least thats what he told every single person in his family...
Lets describe Rafy:
He's my age, 20, he's an ex-con, he had his license suspended for 6months for racing on the highway, he doesnt have a job, he smokes, he drinks, he told me getting arrested runs in his family and everyone gets locked up alot, he calls me baby, he gets into physical fights and is proud of how well he can kick people's asses, he told me I need to learn to cook because men like to eat, and was serious when he said it, he's working on his g.e.d which is good, he asked me to spend 3 weeks in Detroit with him this summer visiting his mom's side of the family, even though we havent even met yet, I dont think he gets sarcasm, my co-worker told him I'm a virgin and that I've never even been on a date or kissed a guy yet, and so he told me he would be my first everything, he asked if my dad would be ok with him taking away my virginity, but then said he didnt care what my dad said because he didnt care what others said, he would still do his thing. Who asks someone's dad if they can ******** their daughter? Like seriously? Oh and he says he hates golden retrievers talk2hand
But yeah. Besides that he seems really nice. I'm meeting him on Friday. It should be interesting...
Edit - His full name is Rafal....so I'm guessing its Rafy.
Wow, what a winner. I would have said "so long, bye, have a nice life" after the whole being serious about a woman knowing how to cook to feed a man, ...and the over all fact that he seems kind of controlling.... and doesn't get sarcasm. :/ Be careful on Friday. gonk And Buzz shouldn't listen to people who say he can't find love, anyone can find love. ...eventually at some random point. Like in a back room of a strip club?? OK... But I'm going to blame EVERYTHING that happens on you. heart
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:56 pm
buzzkid24 Like in a back room of a strip club?? OK... But I'm going to blame EVERYTHING that happens on you. heart Buzz if that's where you go looking for love then you might have found your problem. They give their 'love' to everything there. Nymphie thats good you found all that out before you went out with him. eek
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:55 pm
Insomnesiac buzzkid24 Like in a back room of a strip club?? OK... But I'm going to blame EVERYTHING that happens on you. heart Buzz if that's where you go looking for love then you might have found your problem. They give their 'love' to everything there. Nymphie thats good you found all that out before you went out with him. eek I don't GO looking for love there... but it's a place where I might FIND it. 3nodding
Nymphie is being a punk... so what's wrong with a little mystery? Is he a rapist? Is he a kidnapper? Is he an axe murderer? It's just all a part of the fun that is being in the dating scene.
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