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 Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:48 am
 Oh my, oh my. The merc's ears shifted back, pining against the back of his skull. Where was he exactly? He had been walking around exploring, yet again even though he had told himself he wouldn't and then he ended up here. Where ever here happened to be. It was of course, still the same world, but...Well this pirticular area was not familiar to him at all. And no Weas with him either to help him out of this mess.
Crap.
'I need a car. -Or maybe a helicopter. No, wait! I got it! I need to party with the Olsen twins. --Yeah.' A brow arched upon the male's forehead as he paused in his steps between rows of flowers. '-No wait. I'm supposed to be figuring out how to get back to the Place. Right. Think of the Cheesy Puffs and the Cheesy Poofs! --How could I ever forget their sweet taste. Absolutly mouth watering. Not that I drool. -Unless it's over a hot woman of course. Bea Arthur...The biddy of my deams. -Oh yeah.'
Deadpool shook his head, attempting to clear his mind...Not exactly something easy to do. "Right! -Now were was I? --And why the hell are there so many flowers around here? What is this? Some kind of garden?! Who makes such foul things!" he wasn't really talking to anyone, just speaking a loud, which he seemed to do quite often. At least the things that were coming out of his mouth weren't as bizare as the things going on in his head.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:33 am
 ZAP!
A thud, a startled looking kitsu landed on a patch of flowers, not too far from Deadpool. One tail was draped over his head. He blinked, glancing around. Where the heck was he? And..who the heck was that? Another blink "er...hello?" he said, breaking out into a grin, his tails starting to wag. This was a rather interesting looking fellah, all red spandexy and swordy.
The male grunted and stood up, shaking the flowers off him. He'd never seen this area before, it was new to him, and he knew the area pretty well, his sister had zapped him to every corner of the realm, and beyond. Like that one time, he ended up in the middle of a pond on a turtle. Now THAT was an interesting-oh right, red fellah. "Are you aware your wearing tights? and you seem to be lacking a mouth hole" blinks
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:59 am
"Why flowers? They're so bright it hurts my eyes -And they don't taste too great either. Really how can people eat peatals. --All that fancy food. And snails! --And stupid Mariah Carey songs! Why?! Wh-" the merc's distinctive voice was growing quite loud, however it did not stop him from hearing the soft 'hello'. Of course the male stoped, mid-speach, turning his head to see who had just uttered the hello.
A brow arched under his mask, visibly showing the expression though the fabric. '-Who's this guy? Or is is a girl? Sounds like a guy --I can never tell with these naked people. Wow. See now that sounds weird. Naked and-' A bizare smile or sorts peeled onto his face as he took a step towards the green haired male.
"Tights?" he repeated, before ploping down onto his haunches, looking over his outfit, soon toppling over on his back as he pulled at the fabric. "Is that what you'd call it? -I always thought of it as work clothes. --Oh, or you know a crazy party suit. Because you know this look I can pull off, you wouldn't see someone like Paris Hilton with a look as sexy as this." Slowly Wade, rolled over, pushing himself back up to his feet.
Turning around back again, he faced Amadeo. "That my nerdy friend is because it's a mask. All the cool one's don't have mouth hole. The ladies find it mysterious." Slowly he flicked his black tiped tails, one question rising to thought.
Where exactly had this guy come from? ....And why would he want to come to a place so full of dumb flowers.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:12 am
Amadeo watched in amazement, as Deadpool messed with his fabrics. "What kind of work could you possibly get done in tights? Doesnt it chafe? you'd figure it would Chafe" nods knowingly, as if he has a clue what he's talking about. Which for the record. He doesnt.
"Nerdy? Well thats highly judgemental of you, i can assure you i've never read a book in my life" puffs up proudly, not even regestering the fact he further insulted himself, on another level that is. Blinks at the mouth hole comment "How do you eat? What if you randomly throw up? Do you have to swallow it again!" looks shocked, nearly falling backwards at the mere thought of swallowing it. "oh! What if something gets stuck in your teeth and you cant get it out with your tongue. I had that happen once, a piece of lettuce was stuck between my teeth, took me 20 minutes to get it out, and i had to use a stick! Does that ever happen to you?"
Is it any wonder Amadeo will one day end up on a "missing" poster?
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:41 am
Wade squinted his eyes, as he looked the other up and down. Yeah their voice really did sound like a guys. He'd just go ahead and say that it was a guy. And well if he was wrong. Well since when was he ever wrong.
Chafe? The merc blinked, ears flicking before he yet again looked over his own outfit. "No it doesn't chafe. -At least I think it doesn't. I mean I've worn stuff like this for years. --Or you know, it might, but I don't notice because of my crazy healing factor. --But, no I don't think it does." looking back up from his clothes he gave a nod. It couldn't possible chafe. He was sure he'd notice if it did something like that.
Deadpool slowly canted his head to the right, staring quite blankly at the other. If he had never read a book wouldn't that mean- "You can't read! That is such a shame, then again all the good magazines you only buy for the pictures. So it all works out. --Still reading is good..for..you...Or something like that. I can't remember what the teachers used to say, been out of school for so long now. I myself am a highschool dropout. -But I can read." He lifted a gloved paw, tapping his chin gently, somewhat in lost in thought.
'That's what I should do. Get some magazines. Now where are the stores around here? -In fact, why haven't I seen a single store since I've been here. I haven't been following around Sweetcheeks so much that I could have missed something like that...Could I? -I wonder what's on TV tonight.'
Shifting the weight upon his paws, a rather puzzled look appeared on the merc's face for a split second before disapearing. "I don't throw up. I'm built like a tank. -And it's just a mask. It can come off," he lifted up the end of his mask, pulling it up over his mouth, like he would when he was eating. With his scared muzzle now visible he continued to speak, all the while pointing at it. "See. I just pull it up over my mouth when I want to eat. --Like donuts, those are good. And that baklava stuff. -Where was I?" he couldn't remember what exactly they had been taking about, and his ears flicked back the tips hitting the handles of his swords.
"Oh, yes. Right, right. If I have something stuck in my teeth I use a toothpick. Or use it as a cleaver way to distract my enemies. Works wonders --I'm a mercenary by the way." he paused, eyes narrowing. His odd voice toned down into almost a whisper as he leaned closer to Amadeo. "You wouldn't happen to need any jobs done, would you? Mercenary work 'round here is hard to come by."
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:54 am
 Now it was the pale males turn to blink and stare blankly. "How could you not notice? I think if i were chafing i might notice something like that. Altho...if you wear something long enough i suppose you could get used to it" nods and stands, sniffing at the fabric Deadpool wore.
"It doesnt smell Chafey" he said shrugging again, as though a chafe-enducing fabric would smell different then a breathable kind.
"oh-nonono i can read! I just chose not to. Mostly because i'll be in the middle of something and then my sister will zap me elsewhere" he sighed briefly, before resuming his ramblings "I was in the middle of a book once, and Carrara got upset at me for something or another and POOF!" he said gesturing wildly with his paws and making his eyes go all big, to emphasise the 'poof' "I ended up on a mountain top in the middle of a snowstorm"
Head tilt. "My father used to teach at a school!" tailwag and a big grin "He's retired now, but still teaches the odd student sometimes, if he feels up to it. He's kinda cranky. Maybe thats where Carrara gets it from...could be mom, she's a vampire so it could be from her" shrugs and gawks. "Mercenary?! That sounds like a cool job, i wanted to be mercenary but then i didnt so now i'm not!" grins widely.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:53 pm
Wade simply gave a shurg as Amadeo asked how he couldn't notice chafing. it was clear to the merc that if he remembered the subject he'd be checking later to see if he did actualy chafe. Chances were however, more likely that he'd forget with his rather short attention span...Then again Deadpool was filled with surprises.
The red clad male flicked his ears back as the green haired one sniffed at his clothing. Lifting a gloved paw he pushed it against the other male's snout (in a somewhat gentle manner). "Hey hey. You don't just smell people. -You have to at least take them out to dinner first." Wade paused, his ears perking back up. "Chafing has a smell? Is it anything like-- Wait you can read?"
Ok, wait. He was feeling somewhat confused. Wasn't he just not able to read a few seconds ago?
Removing his paw from the other's snout he pulled his mask back down over his mouth. Hidden brown eyes shifting a glance at all the surounding flowers. 'Man, it feels like these things are just multiplying. --Now it would be so awsome if they turned into some giant monster with a really cool name. -Not one of those crappy monster names, but a really cool one. Maybe a name way cooler then the word spatula. -Yeah. Then it could rampage the whole place, and it would be so awsome because people would be running from a giant flower and-'
Looking back up at the male he blinked, what had he just said? He had missed the whole part about being poofed away by Carrara, and only just caught the ending of the part where he ended up on the middle of a snowstorm. "A snowstom? --That reminds me of that one time when the plane crashed -Only me and my pal Blarney survvied it, but then I had to eat his giant stuffed dinosaur like self to survive. --And we burned all the presents for warmth --And then I had to bring his stuffed head as a gift instead. -Because you never got to a party without a gift."
His tails gently swayed up and down, the black tips gleeming in the sun. Completly ignoring the teacher bit Deadpool focused in entirly upon what the other had said about becoming a mercenary. "Good." the merc uttered, a brow lowering. "Because the last thing the world needs is more kid mercenaries. People hire you because you're cheeper and then you end up dying, but not before taking away a crapload of money from the proffesionals."
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:41 pm
Amadeo sighed and shook his head "Yes i can read. i Just dont really like to. I find it always puts me to sleep. My family likes it when i read though" he said with a bright grin and a nod.
He wriggled his nose, having been pushed. It itched now. Was he about to sneeze? He blinked, looking rather perplexed. "maybe...wait...almost...not quiet....ACHOO!" he sneezed, knocking himself backwards with a startled yelp. Quiet the sneeze.
His eyes went wide "You ate your friend!" he scrambled upright, eyes still wide "Why on earth would you do that! I mean...raw? thats so nasty!" wrinkles his nose again
"My father wanted me to be a potions master, like he is, my mom just wanted me to be happy, and not cursed like she is." grins "I'm neither!" tails wag happily, then tilts his head "I think you'd get along with my sister. I could see her eating someone, just because she's bored" shudders, his sister honestly scares him
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:57 am
The red clad merc shruged. he couldn't blame the guy for reading putting him to sleep. Reading was pretty boring. Really, what were they teaching kids in those schools? As if reading would get them anywhere. '--But remember kiddies, stay in school and all that stuff. Because remember, where else will you find those hot cheerleaders? -Oh and it's good to have an education so you can get a job and get paid. And who doesn't like money. -I want money. I need to find someone who needs a merc. -You know this would be a whole lot cooler if my yellow boxes were back.'
A rather bored look was plastered upon the male's face as he watched Amadeo sneeze and topple backwards. Nothing interesting there. Not at all. Wade's mind seemed to drift off to a far away place..or well where ever it did when he stoped paying attention.
It wasn't until the green haired male commented on his devowering of his friend, that Deadpool seemed to redicted his attention back to what was going on around him. "Well you see," the merc began, flicking a black tiped tail up and down. "The plane we were on was sick and it didn't take its pills so it died and then crashed with a huge BOOM. Of course everyone else died, but me and my pal Blarney the friendly stuffed animal survived. Because I can heal and Blarney was padded, being a stuffed animal. And we were lost in the snow and all the presents were burnt for warmth, and well I was starving. I mean have YOU ever tried to survive out in the middle of the snow with no food? So Blarney said I could eat his tail, but I was still hungry so he let me eat an arm, and then a leg, and it kind of went from there."
His ears flicked back as he blinked, there was something he was leaving out, now what was it? Oh yes- "-I don't eat raw food. --Unless I'm hungry. I had barbecued knees, and fingers smothered in cheese, and an elbow skillet, and fabric pow ga, and some other tasty dishes. --The story can be found in my Baby's First Deadpool Book."
Wade was clearly cracked.
'Ok well learning how to read does have its perks. See you can read my stuff if you know how to read. So forget jobs and all that stuff. Go to school for the hot chicks and so you can read my books. Because I am awsome.'
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:47 am
Amadeo let out a sigh of relief "I thought blarney was real, i didnt know he was a stuffed animal" laughs "you have a book? I bet Carrara would like that. She's always reading. I keep telling her 'Carrie you gotta stop re-AH!" his sentence was cut off, as a electric shock sent him flying back quiet a few feet. A few seconds later, a dark female had him pinned, striped tails flicking violently
Carrara growled, a paw on Amadeo's throat "I warned you brother" Her bat tipped ear laid against her skull "Never call me Carrie" she stood back and with a gracefull flick of her paw, her brother disappeared with another yelp, which sounded vaugly like 'sorry'. She growled, more flicks of her tails. "Will it ever sink into his thick stubborn little-" she wasnt alone. Slowly she turned around, only now just noticing the red clad male. An eyebrow quirked, as she faced him "My appologies. I was un-aware there was...another" she said with a light smirk, re-adjusting her scarf
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:09 am
The red clad merc's brows furrowed, a frown forming upon his covered maw. "Blarney IS -errr WAS real." he spoke, quite certain that the former stuffed animal had been real. After all, how could he have had all those adventures with the lovable green dino if he hadn't been real. Such a thing was all lies. Blarney was real and that was that. Or maybe his brain was way more messed up then he had thought.
....Nah.
Wade had opened his maw to say something else, as Amadeo had spoken of 'Carrie' and his book. His mouth quickly shut as he watched the green haired male screamed, soon flying back and then being pinned to the ground by a dark pelted female in a scarf.
A brow arched upon the merc's features, a grin peeling onto his face. 'Hey~ You know that's kind of kink--Oh! I bet she -wait. Brother? That's his SISTER?! You know she's pretty hot.' Wade continued to watch as the female soon did something, that caused the green haired male to vanish. Now that was pretty neat.
It hadn't taken long for the female to notice the brightly coloured mercenary, and the grin had not left Wade's maw. "I was going to ask if you were a ninja, but that thing you just pulled. Well it was more like some Doctor Strange SHAZAM thing." his tails flicked about wildly behind him. "You know my good lady, you'd make for a good mercenary. --Well if you didn't make your victems disappear like that. -Seeing as you'd have to kill them, but you know. Practice makes perfect, -or was it pumpkins and pie."
Slowly he took a few steps towards Carrara. "So-" came his unique voice, as he blinked, the song My Sharona playing in his mind. You know he seemed to think of that song a whole lot, or more then most other songs.
"--what exactly happened to the little nerd there?" he questioned, canting his head to the right.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:05 pm
Carrara quirked a brow "Dr.Strange?" she broke out into a deep chuckle "I cant say i've ever heard of him" she shrugged lightly, her scarf falling off and pooling around her feet. Irritated at the fabric she let out a soft hiss. The material curled, and shrunk, becoming a bracelet on her paw. She let out another hiss, but shrugged it off, turning her sultry red gaze back to Deadpool.
"A merc huh?" she quirked a delicate brow she walked around him, eyeing him up and down, when she returned to his front she smirked again"Killing isnt the problem. Amadeo would've been missing a long time ago, were he not a favorite of the family" another shrug "He's not all that bad" she said with a flick of her tails.
She glanced at where Amadeo was, and chuckled. It was the kind of chuckle that came from her throat, the husky kind."He's gone on another adventure. This time he's visiting the prehistoric era."
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:01 pm
Wade gave a shrug as Carrara spoke of not knowing who Doctor Strange was. "He's not really important. Just the Sorcerer Supreme, -you know with all that crazy magic stuff." the red clad merc spoke not quite caring about the sorcerer in question enough to actually explain who he was. Heck, he didn't even know if the guy was in this world or still back in his own.
Oh so the kid was a family favorite was he? Well that was--No actually that really didn't matter to him. "There's a problem in killing someone people like?" Deadpool questioned, this fact seeming quite new to him, not that he had never come to that question before. No, he had been over that topic many times, and each time it was different, and quite often resulted in a conversation about something far far from the orginal topic...Not that all convesations with the merc didn't end that way. "Nothing wrong with the nerd -I agree. Nothing a good smack with a frying pan can't fix anyways. --Wait..There's something wrong with him? He eat a lightbulb or something like that? 'Cause you know I've seen it done, with very little consequenses."
The merc paused as the female spoke of where she had sent her brother. Well that was new....Kind of. He'd been sent back in time before, so it wasn't really something new, but to go back to 'hang' with the dinos, well that wasn't something you did every day. "So he's chatting with Godzilla. --Godzilla's a dinosaur right? -Wait Godzilla didn't show up until Tokyo did. -Well then it must be some Jurrasic Park adventure." His black tiped tails flicked as a very large grin spread across his face. "--What are we doing standing here in this crazy flower zone anyways? I say we go join him and see if we can't find Tokyo. -I bet Godzilla's just sleeping under some pebble or something."
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