This Is How A Heart Breaks!

Mike's music played openly on the PA as he made his way to the ring with a mic in hand. He appeared to have something on his mind, like he was figuring out a math problem. He climbed slowly into the ring and waited for the crowd to settle down.

"Hows it doing DUW?!" Cheep pop, it dies quickly, "Anyway, as I'm sure you all know, the Innovator of Innovations, Captain Underhook, Mike Landry won the very first DUW Battle Royal just last week in this very ring! It was a thrill, and I had the honor of throwing out my long time rival Jed at the very end. I just want to take this time to say, hey, no hard feelings Jed. I hope we can have another epic sometime soon. But thats not the main thing on my mind, right now i'm dealing with quite the conundrum...2.0. Kelly King and I have known eachother for a long time, and most of it has been on bad terms, but not all. You see Kelly approached me backstage last week after my win, and acted like he had forgotten all our bad blood, like there was nothing but good feelings between us. Now guys, beleive me I would love to be on the good side of a wrestler like that, but I can't help but think there's something alterior on his mind. So as of now King, i'm watching you. I know you, and there is no way your blindsighting, tricking, or cheating me, so don't even bother."

Mike set the mic down and walked up the ramp to the stage, checking around. He looked a bit paranoid.