After having travelled the globe and beyond, being kicked out and chased down with pitch forks everywhere, I have finally decided to open my much hated business, right here in the bin.
We serve the best pizzas in town, and they are all free. Also note that my panda will be doing all the cooking.
We will be opening shortly once we've stocked up on our secret ingredient, for now enjoy this fine specimen right here:
It might smell a bit weird, but I can assure you, it smelled like that even when it was actually fresh!
Enjoy your stay and a note from our chef: "Don't forget to fill in our customer support form, the questions concern your well being and are strictly ment to help us keep our pizzas at the highest quality, which we are well known for.
