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 Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:30 am
((Maybe I should tell RCD or Cartwright about this...they'll find it, eventually. rofl ))
The setting is a deserted urban playground at night with red street lights. Many have died at this place. Gangbangers, drive-by shooting victims, rape victims, innocent children who were playing. Even a body or two was burned at this place. It's somewhere unknown.
The camera is focused on Snypa and Atrocity, who have stolen Diego Alva's EEW Championship. Snypa speaks first.
"Welcome to 'Theories of a Reich', with your hosts, Snypa Rifle and Atrocity X-X-X. Hey, Atrocity, what the hell does that 'triple X' stand for? I know it's not because you were a porn star. You're too damn ugly."
Atrocity flips a bird to Snypa.
"Well, anyway, we made this show because we wanted you, our fans, to get to know Bloody Reich beyond the ring and to talk to y'all about the upcoming Pay-Per-View Anarchy Rulz. I know you saw us and our boy Vampiro win that match at Barely Legal against C4. You know, the match that was for the EEW Championship that the champion never showed up for."
The camera focuses on Atrocity, who is sporting his German war general's helmet.
"Yeah, Snypa. I'm sure all the Bloody Reich fans remember that Mr. Diego Alva, the bible-thumping piece of s**t. Diego Alva, the Jesus-freak. Everyone remembers him. Diego Alva, the a**-munching--"
Snypa: "Calm down, man. Next week's 'Theories of a Reich' will be dedicated to him. This week's is dedicated to the fans, in which one of them sent us an EEW greatest moments movie."
Atrocity: "A greatest hits video?"
Snypa: "Yeah. Hey, jackasses- hit the play button!"
*a video of Bloody Reich's greatest moments begins to play- from highlights of their matches with one another, the Know Your Enemy Match, Snypa setting Atrocity on fire during their interview, Atrocity kidnapping Tristianna, Snypa shocking Hitogoroshi in the testicles with a tazer gun, Hitogoroshi being lit on fire, both men assaulting Heyman and Foley, the Casey Bennett chase scene to Diego Alva being hung in the middle of the ring, all the while a laugh track is being played.*
Atrocity: "So, what did you guys think of that?"
Snypa: "I don't know what you people thought of the video, but whoever made that is a genius. And that last clip reminded me."
Atrocity: "Of what?"
Snypa: "It reminded me of the Castle of Satan match."
Atrocity: "Oh?"
Snypa: "Yeah, when I won the right to challenge anyone to whatever match at Anarchy Rulz, I chose Diego Alva and he accepted...right before the point we hung his a**!"
Atrocity: "For all the EEW fans who don't know how the Castle of Satan goes...it's simple. The match follows Hangman's Horror Rules and there's more. For all the parents who don't want their children to see violence, you may want to put them to bed before we tell you more. Put 'em to sleep yet? Good. The ropes will be replaced with razor wire and the mats on the outside will be replaced by boards littered with nails, thumbtacks, and broken glass. Warning: there may be fire. You never know when dealing with Bloody Reich."
Snypa: "But that's all for now, children. We'll be back after Anarchy Rulz. See you soon. Too bad Diego Alva won't be able to say the same."
The camera cuts out with fire burning a tree.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:38 am
((well looky what i found.....and this a sweet we can only laugh when DV finds this thing))
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:44 am
((Damien says: RCD, I can only agree with you. This should be a laugh.))
((Damien as DV says: Damien, RCD, you guys have disrespected a prophet of God! And as such, you will burn in hell for all eternity.))
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:23 pm
((RCD to Damien as DV: you asked for it by not showing up and not telling ANYONE before hand you just randomly showed in the middle of the match and in a sense forcing us to forgive you for it....which the bible does say to forgive one another ill give you that but this matter does not concern that.It concerns something else human being and their feelings.The fact at hand is you pretty much abandoned your team ((Damien, Dk and myself)) leaving us to defend your title for you ,and i dont know how the hell Carwright let you keep it,.....which i and most likely them cannot forgive you for no matter what the bible says for us to do. and im even a christian myself, but i dont believe in forcing christianity down peoples throat's that's just ******** rude.))
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:24 am
((Damien as DV to RCD: Hey, ******** you, buddy. This world is ******** up and I was just trying to find myself, along with making SOME attempt to help people find the light before it's too late.))
((Damien to himself as DV: DV, I'm a Christian too. And as I said in the C4 vs Team Alva thread, I depise Christian Al-Qaeda ******** like you who give real Christians a bad name. You don't see me walking up and down the street in a condemned neighborhood talking about "Accept Jesus as your savior or feel the Devil's wrath!" No, ******** that. That's not right. You TRY to force your beliefs down our throats, playing that card and hoping we let you in the match and retain your title? That's some bullshit and I don't know what the hell Cartwright was thinking letting you keep the title after you leave myself, RCD, and DK alone with C4 to defend the s**t while you busy playing missionary, but I am gonna be more than honored to take it from you.))
((Damien to RCD: Idea! Let's PM DV. Of course, I got the feeling that Cartwright is so not let Diego defend his championship. But I have a poll up! xd ))
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:39 am
((This thread is confusing!))
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:46 am
(We're done ranting, Cartwright. xd )
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:21 am
((POINTLESS FACT! Ich Reiche means I smell (German)))
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:01 am
(( xd ))
Edition 2:
Bloody Reich is in the Parking Lot of the Scottrade Center, where Anarchy Rulz is being held.
Atrocity: "Welcome, Ladies and Germs, to Theories of a Reich!"
Snypa: "We're gonna make this one quick, so we have one thing to say!"
Both: "Diego Alva, you're going to Hell!"
*transmission ends*
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:54 am
Edition 2(continued):
*The camera is on Snypa, who is in his Hummer.*
Snypa, covered in his blood and out of breath: "Did you see that, EEW.com? Better yet- did you see that, St. Louis?! I got one hell of an ovation from the fans here at home and I just gotta say that I miss being here because I'm so busy working on the show and touring just to bloody and bruise people."
*Snypa hears "Human Animal" by Biohazard play.*
Snypa: "Hitogoroshi's back, huh? Well, won't he be glad to see me? I hope he wins the EEW Television title back because that will make our rematch all the sweeter."
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:40 pm
Edition 3:
Snypa is seen backstage, surrounded by a candles in a circle. He is holding a can of gasoline.
"Well, we won and we lost at Anarchy Rulz. While we managed to set Diego Alva on fire, we lost in the semi-finals of the tag team title hunt. This is not over. Bloody Reich will be back. We will have our tag team gold. And as far as my match with Cruentus Fas goes, I don't give a damn who my partner is. All they should know to do is stay the hell out of my way when I'm busy destroying Mad Dog and his buddy Malvik Young. And if Mick Foley and Paul Heyman think they're gonna get away with what they did by putting me in a First Blood Match, they're dead wrong. I am Snypa Rifle and you will know Das Blitzkrieg."
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:35 pm
Third Reich from the Sun- Edition 4.
Snypa and Atrocity are sitting in Mick Foley's car, which has been taken to a city dump.
Snypa: "Welcome to the new and improved Third Reich from the Sun! You know, Atrocity, I was watching that new show on EEW.com with those two fresh-mouthed a** rappers that make up the Inquisition- y'know, 'God's Angry Men'- and guess who was on there? Ol' fat-a** Mick Foley. Speaking of which- hey, Mick! If you're watching, I hope you know that your car has been repo'd and taken to a city dump for being a piece of trash- like you!"
Atrocity: "What did you see?"
Snypa: "Well, hell- I saw Mick Foley on there talking about what "sick, twisted plans" he had for us. Well, I know what sick, twisted plans we have for him. This goes way beyond a Taipei Deathmatch, way beyond setting someone on fire, and way beyond the Castle of Satan. The way I see it, if he accepts our challenge to meet us in the House of Hell...we got him beat either way!"
Atrocity: "I know what you're talking about, Snypa. I saw Foley talking about how he wouldn't name his partner because he didn't wanna give us any kind of advantage. Dude, I saw your sister fighting with Tristianna Taylor and Casey Bennett, and I got to say that's one hot piece of--"
Snypa: "HEY! Watch your mouth, that's my sister, you son of a b***h. You can't have her. But yeah, Damita beat Casey's a** from start line to heart attack."
Atrocity: "It wasn't my fault that your sister decided to make out with Tristi. That was the sexiest scene of HLA I've ever seen."
Snypa *getting angry*: "Watch it...."
Atrocity: "Okay, okay...anyway...what should happen is that we oughta put the three of us against the Butterfly and any two members of C4. We'd only stomp the crap out of them again."
Snypa: "I wouldn't wanna do that. I'd only set Tristianna on fire again and it wouldn't be just a pant leg, either." twisted
Atrocity: "Well, anyway EEW fans, we just wanted to say that we would be waiting to hear Foley's answer."
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:35 pm
Atrocity: "Welcome to Third Reich from the Sun with Bloody Reich at December to Dismember, EEW.com. As you can see, it's a month later and I'm all ready to go again."
*Atrocity holds up his arm for the fans to see.*
Snypa: "That's good, Atrocity. But we have a bit of a problem."
Atrocity: "What?"
Snypa: "We're apparently supposed to have a visitor sometime tonight in our matches. A vistor from Japan by the name of Hitogoroshi. If you all aren't updated, here it is. Atrocity and I both have first blood matches. Mine is for the TV title, which I'm gonna bring home, and Atrocity's is against this new kid named Dengo."
Atrocity: "Remember what you did to Hito last month at Anarchy Rulz? Better yet, remember what happened to him five months ago?"
Snypa: "Yeah, he was set on fire."
Atrocity: "Well, all we have to say to Hitogoroshi is: "Come and feel Das Blitzkrieg."
Snypa: "Also, since Hitogoroshi wants a fight, well...I'll give him one. And since we have a match with Foley coming up, here's an idea. We'll play Rock, Paper Scissors to see who gets to challenge Hitogoroshi to a match that we made famous...that's right, folks. One of us wants to challenge Hitogoroshi to one of the most violent matches in all of hardcore wrestling- a match that Bloody Reich made famous: the Taipei Deathmatch!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:31 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:53 pm
Third Reich from the Sun- Episode 6.
Snypa and Atrocity are backstage setting Mick Foley pictures on fire. They look at the camera.
Atrocity: "Is this thing on?"
Snypa:*takes the camera* "Afraid so, buddy. Anyway, welcome to Third Reich from the Sun with your hosts, Bloody Reich. I'm Snypa holding the camera, this is Atrocity who's on camera. Tonight, we're the most stoked we can ever be! Tell 'em why, Atrocity."
Atrocity: "Well, Snypa- we beat Mick Foley at his own game and tonight, we're gonna continue by beating Foley at ours. We hear he's got some super special partner waiting on us when we get in that ring for tonight's House of Hell main event."
Snypa: "I hate to disappoint Mick, but it's plain and simple we're gonna kick the s**t out of him. Well, more like cuff him to the cage and then continue the a**-whipping. I mean, hell- it gives me a warm up before I beat the holy hell out of one Hitogoroshi and get my title back."
Atrocity: "For those of you loyal followers of the most powerful Reich in history at home, Snypa is the new EEW Television Champion."
Snypa: "Thank you for that piece, Atro."
Atro: "You're welcome. stare "
Snypa: "Anyone of you logged onto EEW.com know what a House of Hell match is?"
Atro: "No? Then allow me to explain the rules: no rules but a buncha weapons laced on the cage and you win by shackling your opponent to the cage wall. Easy, nein? Nicht."
Snypa: "He's right. It's hard. Hey, I've been studying a little German. But as we were saying- we're in tonight's main event. However, we've got our first special guest: my sister Damita. *looks at Atro* Keep it in your pants, buddy."
(next post will continue)
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