To all new members to the Playboy Mansion Guild,
Welcome. I hope you enjoy your time here as we've all worked very hard to get this place to where it is now. However there are a few things we'd like you to know. There are rules to adhere to. If you don't know what they are, just ask. Don't be stupid about being here, just because it says Playboy doesn't mean there's going to be porn. Respect everyone as you'd want them to respect you, otherwise you just might find yourself banned from here. I have appointed moderators for this guild who will be watching your every move, if you slip up, you'll know and so will I.

Besides that, just have fun and help make this an enjoyable experience for everyone else who joins after you.

Shirev