Sorry for taking it, but that's exactly how I feel towards this post I found in a "ZOMG ATHEISTS SUXXORZ" thread in the GD.

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I don't see why Christians don't kill themselves. I mean, isn't heaven supposed to be the most awesome place in the universe, making earth look like a pile of s**t by comparison? Or is suicide an automatic ticket to hell? If that's the case, killing Christians shouldn't be a crime.


BUWAHAHAH.

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