Jed was seen in a car driving around. He was on the Michigan and Canada Boarder. Jed drove to a parking lot where there was a sign . It said. "Welcome to Canada." Jed fixed his Us title. Then he fixed his suit Jacket, because when he fixed his belt the title moved his Suit jacket. Jed then was about to speak, but stopped. He walked over to his car and took off his jacket. He was a wearing a Canada Suck Shirt. Jed put the Jacket into the trunk of his Van Truck.Jed put something into his back pocket of his Blue jeans. Jed put on some Shades, because he had a black eye from his match from Mind trick a while ago. Jed then picked his belt back up and moved back to the sign and then began to speak.
"Welcome to Canada."Jed fixed his belt" Mark Gryphon was born in that place. Canada. Can i even call it a place. I mean Canada. It most be the worst place ever. There's people every where saying eh. I mean i was driving down the road a while ago. Before i went over the board to came back to this wonderful place. The U.S.A. But like i was saying i was driving down the road and i stop at a yellow light, you know to piss people off. I rolled down my window and heard some people talking. This is how i heard it." " What's Eh, nothing Eh, Eh, Eh,. O My God is that Jed, Eh. Eh, eh eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,eh, eh."" That's all i heard. Eh this eh that. Eh..Eh...Eh..Eh...Why can't they speak correct. I mean this is how a conversation goes. " Jed pulled out his Cell phone. Hello , yes. Ok then . Canada Sucks, alright I'll tell them." That was president of the United states. He said Canada Sucks. Hahahaha. but yeah It's about time to re-name this place. It Sucks so bad, It can no longer be called. Canada. It will be called." Jed took out a spray can and walked over to the welcome to Canada sign.. Jed then Spray over Canada and put Suck Eh." There you go. Welcome to Suck Eh.". Jed put the Spray can into the trunk, then he closed it. Jed got into the driver seat and put on his seat belt.He also strapped in his Us title belt. He started to car and then some guy came up to his car and knocked on the window. Jed rolled it down. This guy said. ..."Is that Canada." Jed laughed and then said." No that's suck Eh" Jed rolled up the window. But stopped half way. Jed then said something else before driving away." Got it EH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jed sped out and drove home as the guy looked dumb founded.
"Welcome to Canada."Jed fixed his belt" Mark Gryphon was born in that place. Canada. Can i even call it a place. I mean Canada. It most be the worst place ever. There's people every where saying eh. I mean i was driving down the road a while ago. Before i went over the board to came back to this wonderful place. The U.S.A. But like i was saying i was driving down the road and i stop at a yellow light, you know to piss people off. I rolled down my window and heard some people talking. This is how i heard it." " What's Eh, nothing Eh, Eh, Eh,. O My God is that Jed, Eh. Eh, eh eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,eh, eh."" That's all i heard. Eh this eh that. Eh..Eh...Eh..Eh...Why can't they speak correct. I mean this is how a conversation goes. " Jed pulled out his Cell phone. Hello , yes. Ok then . Canada Sucks, alright I'll tell them." That was president of the United states. He said Canada Sucks. Hahahaha. but yeah It's about time to re-name this place. It Sucks so bad, It can no longer be called. Canada. It will be called." Jed took out a spray can and walked over to the welcome to Canada sign.. Jed then Spray over Canada and put Suck Eh." There you go. Welcome to Suck Eh.". Jed put the Spray can into the trunk, then he closed it. Jed got into the driver seat and put on his seat belt.He also strapped in his Us title belt. He started to car and then some guy came up to his car and knocked on the window. Jed rolled it down. This guy said. ..."Is that Canada." Jed laughed and then said." No that's suck Eh" Jed rolled up the window. But stopped half way. Jed then said something else before driving away." Got it EH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jed sped out and drove home as the guy looked dumb founded.
