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Does anyone have any cool drinking stories? Here's one of mine.

The bar I went to last night was closing, so it was its last night open and everyone was there. They weren't carding anyone. I'm 17 and I went and got drunk (whiskey, schnapps, bourbon, crown, jack and coke, this really sweet shot, beer - I forgot to mention I was already high as well). My friend decided he wanted some of the signs on the wall so he started pulling them off the wall and taking them to my other friend's car.

Well, after about his 5th sign, the entire bar went nuts and followed his example. All at once, there was a roar as I turn and see everyone pulling s**t off the walls. The waitresses and staff were going crazy. Everyone was running to their car with arms full of signs, banners, posters, wall decorations, gum ball machines, stools, and anything that wasn't nailed down. The whole place was rioting. When the cops arrived, we got the hell out of there.

Looking back, that was a really great evening.

rofl

That's what makes drinking fun. wink

one time at band camp xd






But yeah I've never gotten drunk, but i have seen others. i'm the one that takes car of everyone.lol..but there's alot of story.

Jesus ******** Christ, That actually made me laugh hard enough to shed a tear.

My most recent drunken story is this: Me and my 3 friends (we'll call them Steve, Brandon, and Tina) all go to a hookah bar. We're smoking and getting drunk from the beer we sneaked in, so we decide to get more beer. So we all pile into Tina's car who Steve is driving... Tina and Brandon are bf & gf, so they're all drunk and horny... so they start ******** in the backseat. Me and Steve are blasting music to drown out the ******** sounds... so we pull into this liquor store, and they're still ********. We go in, buy the beer and decide to go up to the mountains. We find a private city view mountain side, so me and Steve bolt out the car to let the others handle their business. So we're drinking and smoking, and my friend Steve asks, "Dude, wouldn't it be ******** up if the ******** cops pull up right now?" And like a ******** cartoon, a ******** cop car pulls up right next to the car!Cop's got his Spotlight on the car and on P-A System yells, "Everyone in the car... GET OUT!" Me and Steve are freaked and trying to hide since we're down a way, when we hear Brandon say... Oh yeah, all that beer is my friend's. The cop shines the light on us and yells for us to get over there. The cop checks my ID and tells me if the beer is mine. I tell him yes. He then says, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL........... If you don't pour out all of the beer. Like lightning, all 4 of us are pouring out the beer, but since we're all ******** drunk, we had quite a hard time doing it. The cop just says get out of here and be safe. Scariest night of my life.

xd

Boob sweat for breakfast is the breakfast of champions.

See the thing is we had an 18 pack of MGDs in the car. I was the only 21 year old while the three were 18, 19, and 20; so they would mostly get a slap on the wrist since they were underage. The cop was listing off all of the laws we broke; Underage drinking, driving with open containers, lewd conduct, just alot of s**t...

One time my friend hotboxed his car with a few other people, and hours later, after they were sober, were driving into town to hang out with me, got rearended by a transfer truck. When I say this, I mean the transfer truck was driving in front of them, wiped out, and spun so that the trailer swung around and smashed the back of my friends car. My friend literally almost drove off a mountain and into the ocean avoiding smashing face first into the truck (otherwise he'd be driving INTO the mountain side). So the dude driving the truck takes off as quick as he can. When the cops get there they smell the weed in the car and blame the whole thing on my friend, didn't go after the dude driving the truck, and even called my friends mom and said her son was a drug addict.

I'll post and actual drinking story later.