Although, many of you may have never noticed this but...

Look at you feet. Notice anything strange?

Look at the 2nd smallest toe, the one next to the pinky toe. Whatever they call that ******** strange? Well, if you wear shoes, you may see something.

How about this, hold your pinky toe, and pull it away from the other toe. See it now?

The indentation. The side of that toe [on the side of the pinky on either foot] is all skinny and warped. All because your shoes squeeze your toes together!

If you don't have warped toes, but wear shoes... And you're a guy. Then all I can say is that you're wearing shoes too big for you. Perhaps as some sort of compensation stemming from a widely known belief. That, or you're a clown.

I wonder how many supermodels would freak out if they knew their toes weren't "perfect". rofl