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 Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:10 am
Faerie Folk should never be left to themselves--especially when managing mortal affairs. For example...
arrow The Daione Sidhe should never be allowed to judge a beauty contest.
("I'm the most beautiful person here, so I win! Any questions?")
arrow Pooka should never be allowed anywhere near a stables... or a kennel... or anywhere else animals are housed and cared for.
("Why is that horse smiling at me?")
arrow Goblins should never be allowed anywhere near high explosives or automatic weapons.
("Life would be a dream... If I could only clear the world of human scum... If I could only blow you all to kingdom come! Life would be a dream, sweetheart!")
arrow Redcaps should never be allowed to play rugby.
("There were no survivors... so we win, fair and square.")
arrow Hags and Shellycoats should never become babysitters.
("Hi! I'm Jenny, your new babysitter! Where's the steak sauce?")
Feel free to add to this list!
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:21 pm
This is funny ^_^ Did you write them yourself?
(If so, I believe this should go in the writer's forum.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:50 am
Of course. I just put it in the General Forum so more folks could enjoy it.
As far as my own writing is concerned, I'm working out a publication deal with Frank Beddore, the author of The Looking Glass Wars on a comic book entitled The Wasteland, which is best described as a dark fantasy western taking place in Faerie. I should mention that Faerie Mythology is a passion of mine, and I'm fascinated with the Realm of Faerie and its inhabitants.
My name is Sam Smith. I've been many things in my life: a gambler, a gunslinger, a cowboy, even a federal marshal. But the one thing I've never been is a hero... and if I'm to escape from Faerie and find the road back to Earth, that is the one thing I must become.
Welcome to the Wasteland.
--Sam Smith, The Wasteland.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:44 am
arrow Dwarves should never be allowed to invent household appliances.
"Dwarves can indeed build a better mousetrap--the problem is that they never know when to stop. True, the contraption will look like the unholy marriage between a steam calliope and a petroleum processing plant and will attract and kill every mouse within ten city blocks, but when you switch it on the device will shatter glass in nearby buildings, make your television set receive broadcasts from fifty years ago, and cause random mutations in houseplants while somewhere a cat will give birth to a two-headed puppy."
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:31 pm
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