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 Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:35 am
This thread is for all you people out there who thinks that their character did something awesome and you just want to share it with the whole guild.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:34 am
My character (a halfling) one time got drunk and was sexed by another character (twice as big as me!!)...my character became attached to the other character and when the other character was killed by a massive group of kolbolds when getting breakfast, she mourned for days on end.
Oh...and another of my characters (also a halfling) and a stone child were figuring how far the stone child could throw me if he started running and threw me like a javelin or a football... mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:01 pm
I had a Halfling rogue once, who got a permanent enlarge person on him, so he turned out to be 8 feet tall and really muscley, but then he got amnesia from being in the layers of the abyss too long...so he became a warrior, and he ran out of food while down there, and there were some devil bats that one of the characters wiped out with a fireball, so he took them and was eating them, and quote, "I have an iron stomach!" So another party member's magic hat really turned his stomach to iron, and he began to get tetness, and they encountered will o' wisps, who gave his stomach a magnetic charge...and every metal object in the area was attracted, and...yeah. They revived him tho.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:17 pm
Whats which all the halfling stories?
Well I got one but this one is pretty old. Our halfling scout was complaiming about beinging slower then the rest of the group, so my character (Bigfoot Sr, currently playing as Bigfoot Jr.) bought a saddle and put it on his shoulder. Now having a spot to sit, the halfling sat on Bigfoot's shoulder and fired arrows off his shoulder. (The idea worked great until a T-rex attacked Bigfoot, and ate her right off his shoulder... whee Bigfoot wasn't the target of the attack so he only took a bit of damage.)
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:41 pm
I haven't done anything yet....well,my caracter is a bloodthirsty water nymph.....I dont have my stats yet,and Im still trying to design my character.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:14 pm
Aw, poor halfling...my brother played a Dwarf Barbarian with two-weapon fighting, with two dwarven waraxes...believe me, that guy crit a lot! And he held up a ceiling trap in a 10 by 10 room.
Then there was a human ranger I played...he fell down a chute, and it was dark. He lit a torch, igniting the surrounding slime in the cell, rolled to get out of there without burning, ran up the stairs, rolled really good to break the door down, and then he had to tie a bone to a piece of rope, and he actually rolled a natural 20(use rope check), so he climbed up it onto the rafters as the rope is burning beneath him(climb - slimy rope), rolled really good on a balance check(slimy rafters), rolled good on jump checks, and got on top of the building, where he had to jump across to other buildings and countinuously use balance until he jumped into the river. The town was abandoned, but he burned the whole damn thing down...and attracted all the undead to his group. He got back, and he had to get new armour, and he used a 1-pound bar of soap one of the other characters had from something else to get the damn stink off of him. And these were all untrained skills!
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:23 am
my gnome caught a great sword being thrown at me mid air and i through it back and hit em in the foot lol
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:17 pm
Clendyx and the Ham-Hams Aw, poor halfling...my brother played a Dwarf Barbarian with two-weapon fighting, with two dwarven waraxes...believe me, that guy crit a lot! And he held up a ceiling trap in a 10 by 10 room. Ya, I got another one with a dwarf. Ok so me and our current cleric (Me playing Warmage, Cleric playing a Warlock) are in the front lines blowing stuff away with spells as our ranger shot arrows in the mess. My warmage was controlling a Flaming sphere spell well the warlock was blasting away with a different spell, but we were in a 10 foot hallway so the dwarf fighter couldn't get in. Finally he gets me and the warlock to move back and he walks up and crits two guys with his two weapon fighting, does over 40 damage to each of them... They only had like 25 - 30 health.
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:22 pm
Heeheehee, sounds powerful. One of my current characters is a young human with a...hold on, what's the size after medium? Anyway, he used a greatclub that was meant for something one size larger than him, it's one of the new D&D feats, and he calls it bruiser. He gets a friggin 10 foot reach with that and he the fact that he has whirlwind attack makes him deadly. But he's 6 levels in fighter, 6 levels in devoted defender, and can take a wallop. Got, like, over 30 AC. And the fact that he can reach anything within 10 feet makes him a good defender for that spellcaster in the party. Then I had this one ranger/rogue who could turn into different cats. And she had a lot of sneak attacks because there was one dude who had a hydra that he tamed, so she hid under it and continuously sneak attacked stuff. She even rolled a 1-shot kill on a blue dragon.
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:12 am
Clendyx the Mailman Heeheehee, sounds powerful. One of my current characters is a young human with a...hold on, what's the size after medium? Anyway, he used a greatclub that was meant for something one size larger than him, it's one of the new D&D feats, and he calls it bruiser. He gets a friggin 10 foot reach with that and he the fact that he has whirlwind attack makes him deadly. But he's 6 levels in fighter, 6 levels in devoted defender, and can take a wallop. Got, like, over 30 AC. And the fact that he can reach anything within 10 feet makes him a good defender for that spellcaster in the party. Then I had this one ranger/rogue who could turn into different cats. And she had a lot of sneak attacks because there was one dude who had a hydra that he tamed, so she hid under it and continuously sneak attacked stuff. She even rolled a 1-shot kill on a blue dragon. (Your thinking of the size large...) Now somehow those two stories make your group sound overpowered... I mean a tamed hydra? Come on. How the hell did you tame a hydra?
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:27 am
i got my head bit off biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:21 pm
Bigfoot9000 Clendyx the Mailman Heeheehee, sounds powerful. One of my current characters is a young human with a...hold on, what's the size after medium? Anyway, he used a greatclub that was meant for something one size larger than him, it's one of the new D&D feats, and he calls it bruiser. He gets a friggin 10 foot reach with that and he the fact that he has whirlwind attack makes him deadly. But he's 6 levels in fighter, 6 levels in devoted defender, and can take a wallop. Got, like, over 30 AC. And the fact that he can reach anything within 10 feet makes him a good defender for that spellcaster in the party. Then I had this one ranger/rogue who could turn into different cats. And she had a lot of sneak attacks because there was one dude who had a hydra that he tamed, so she hid under it and continuously sneak attacked stuff. She even rolled a 1-shot kill on a blue dragon. (Your thinking of the size large...) Now somehow those two stories make your group sound overpowered... I mean a tamed hydra? Come on. How the hell did you tame a hydra? I gotta agree on that one...
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:39 pm
ok, let's see interesting things I've done. I once convinced a paladin not to kill a demon... 3 times... same pally, same demon... it was actually a half demon, and had taint, so it appeared as evil. that and the smell of brimstone, red eyes, and horns, really caused problems for the pally every time he saw her... He almost lost his pally abilities like 3 times...
Another time, myself (rogue/moon elf), a pally (moon elf), and a sorc (Animen (custom race, replacing half-orcs in the game)) encountered a statue covered in vines with beautiful flowers covering it. My char (somehow) was the only one that recognized them; hundreds of the one form of plant life created by the moon elf god, flowers which had been thought to be extinct for hundreds of years. when I mentioned the name of the flowers to the pally, he picked up on it too, and began to approach to examine them... since the sorc. hadn't been paying attention to us, and just wanted to see the statue underneath he "oh so intelligently" cast fireball at it... Melting the statue into a giant pile of stone and metal, and of course destroying the flowers... I've never seen a Paladins wrath, and a Rouges Ire; and their corresponding attacks, mesh so perfectly... he wash back stabbed with a dagger with a great frost enchant (which I think actually killed him), and sliced cleanly in half by a Great Axe (the most appropriate crit. I had seen in a long time) in what very well should have been one motion.
Needless to say, we lost a PC that day, but I still think our characters did the right thing in that situation
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:33 pm
thinkinghurts42 Another time, myself (rogue/moon elf), a pally (moon elf), and a sorc (Animen (custom race, replacing half-orcs in the game)) encountered a statue covered in vines with beautiful flowers covering it. My char (somehow) was the only one that recognized them; hundreds of the one form of plant life created by the moon elf god, flowers which had been thought to be extinct for hundreds of years. when I mentioned the name of the flowers to the pally, he picked up on it too, and began to approach to examine them... since the sorc. hadn't been paying attention to us, and just wanted to see the statue underneath he "oh so intelligently" cast fireball at it... Melting the statue into a giant pile of stone and metal, and of course destroying the flowers... I've never seen a Paladins wrath, and a Rouges Ire; and their corresponding attacks, mesh so perfectly... he wash back stabbed with a dagger with a great frost enchant (which I think actually killed him), and sliced cleanly in half by a Great Axe (the most appropriate crit. I had seen in a long time) in what very well should have been one motion. Needless to say, we lost a PC that day, but I still think our characters did the right thing in that situation
Lol!
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:36 pm
thinkinghurts42 Bigfoot9000 Clendyx the Mailman Heeheehee, sounds powerful. One of my current characters is a young human with a...hold on, what's the size after medium? Anyway, he used a greatclub that was meant for something one size larger than him, it's one of the new D&D feats, and he calls it bruiser. He gets a friggin 10 foot reach with that and he the fact that he has whirlwind attack makes him deadly. But he's 6 levels in fighter, 6 levels in devoted defender, and can take a wallop. Got, like, over 30 AC. And the fact that he can reach anything within 10 feet makes him a good defender for that spellcaster in the party. Then I had this one ranger/rogue who could turn into different cats. And she had a lot of sneak attacks because there was one dude who had a hydra that he tamed, so she hid under it and continuously sneak attacked stuff. She even rolled a 1-shot kill on a blue dragon. (Your thinking of the size large...) Now somehow those two stories make your group sound overpowered... I mean a tamed hydra? Come on. How the hell did you tame a hydra? I gotta agree on that one... It was a custom class, tamer. He can tame stuff, but he can only direct the monster, and there's a limit on the stuff he can do with it: but the hydra grows as he does, too.
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