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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:54 am
One beautiful morning a athiest was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...
He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...
He saw the river glisten in the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside...
He thought to himself that mother nature had made a true and wonderful world...
The athiest had walked a little further down the track he had taken when suddenly a bear jumped out of the bushes only a few yards ahead of him and started growling, looking hungry and ran quickly towards him...
Seeing the big bear bounding towards him he screamed in horror and started running as fast as he could away from the bear...
Knowing that the bear would catch up to him and he had no chance, the athiest soon ran out of breath and in a few paces fell to the ground...
As the bears shadow fell upon his face and his paws come down upon his chest, the athiest screamed
"oh help me god"
Suddenly the trees that he so much admired stopped swaying...
The river he loved suddenly stopped flowing..
And the sky opened up and a voice begun to speak..
"I am god, and even though you dont believe in me, i am here for every being on this earth"
The athiest felt relieved a little bit and asked god...
"Im sort of in this situation, im only asking if you can help me get out of it"
God thought for a moment and said...
"I will give you one wish to help you and that is all, you may proceed with this wish"
The athiest thought about this wish for a moment and then spoke to god..
" Well i dont really want to become a christian, so i wish the bear to become a christian"
God spoke...
"So be it done"
Suddenly the sky closed up...
The river turned back into its flowing glory...
The trees began to sway again...
And the bear clapped his paws together and said...
"Thankyou god for this meal im about to recieve"
~Jokesgallery
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:22 pm
LMAO poor guy. But he had it coming. heeee hee!
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:26 pm
POOR GUY??? i thought it was funny!
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:30 pm
thats what he gets for not thinking straight for his wish poor guy
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:52 pm
ROFLMAO!!!!! HAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:39 pm
since atheists dont ackknowlege even a bit of god or gods, they should say, oh your god instead of oh my god, or, your god please help me or somthin like that. cause they dont beleive in god, so why do they shout his name?
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:55 pm
Because it's using God's name in vain lol. I think sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:55 am
well according to the article in Wikipedia on Atheism, it says "It is also asserted that atheists are quick to believe in God in times of crisis"
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:13 am
Agika well according to the article in Wikipedia on Atheism, it says "It is also asserted that atheists are quick to believe in God in times of crisis" There Are true atheists, and there are those (ALOT of them btw) who think they are but really are agnostic. In other words, There really aren't that many true atheists...but there are alot of arrogant agnostics...and remember, Wikipedia is written by random people with no absolute knowledge. Funny story, yet at the same time...offending. =/
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:22 pm
*sigh* can't you guys jus take a joke
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:49 pm
I thought it was funny gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:50 pm
HAHA that was funny...
i dont think agika meant to "offend" anyone...
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:03 pm
haha, anyone know any more?
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