Bleargh, biggish rant.
Ok, so I have this really, really cute relative.
He's a year older than me,
And last Christmas (which is when my whole family gets together) he kissed me.
Teensy weensy little kiss, but on the lips.
Heh heh. He has a girlfriend now.
We thought it wouldn't matter, since it's not like it's incest or anything.
(Not that I have anything against other people doing incest...it's just not my thing.)
Our blood relation is very distant.
His grandfather is my grandfathers brother's wife's nephew.
But, I always thought of him as my cousin.
Since, unofficially, in Mexico, everybody around your age is considered your cousin.
And everybody around you parents age is considered your aunt/uncle.
Officially, it's quite a different story.
Because, in Mexico, your mother's cousin would be your aunt/uncle.
So...let me see.
In simpler terms, his grandfather is my granfathers nephew (but they are around the same age).
So my mother, is his grandfathers cousin.
Which would make his father my cousin.
Which would make him my nephew.
It's pretty confusing, I know.
But I feel a little weird...in a ***** manner.
Even if he is a year older than me.
Think of it: an aunt shares a kiss on the lips with her nephew.
How perverted does that sound?
EDIT!
Since a bunch of people didn't get it, I've made this lovely image fro all of ya'.
Ok, so I have this really, really cute relative.
He's a year older than me,
And last Christmas (which is when my whole family gets together) he kissed me.
Teensy weensy little kiss, but on the lips.
Heh heh. He has a girlfriend now.
We thought it wouldn't matter, since it's not like it's incest or anything.
(Not that I have anything against other people doing incest...it's just not my thing.)
Our blood relation is very distant.
His grandfather is my grandfathers brother's wife's nephew.
But, I always thought of him as my cousin.
Since, unofficially, in Mexico, everybody around your age is considered your cousin.
And everybody around you parents age is considered your aunt/uncle.
Officially, it's quite a different story.
Because, in Mexico, your mother's cousin would be your aunt/uncle.
So...let me see.
In simpler terms, his grandfather is my granfathers nephew (but they are around the same age).
So my mother, is his grandfathers cousin.
Which would make his father my cousin.
Which would make him my nephew.
It's pretty confusing, I know.
But I feel a little weird...in a ***** manner.
Even if he is a year older than me.
Think of it: an aunt shares a kiss on the lips with her nephew.
How perverted does that sound?
EDIT!
Since a bunch of people didn't get it, I've made this lovely image fro all of ya'.
