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 Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:51 pm
I'm pretty sure I've noticed this over and over again in the past but yea... My name is Amber. My Western Zodiac is Cancer. My Chinese Zodiac is Tiger. Notice the pattern? They all end in ER. What does this all mean? I have no ******** clue. Perhaps I should create some crab/tiger hybrid and paint it amber. Um... Does eating crab make me a cannibal? gonk Oh, and another lil thing. Cancer is a Wat er sign. domokun And... If you look at Cancer`s sign sideways... It's a 69. rofl Anyways... Post your Zodiacs or something. Oh, another thing. I have this Chinese Zodiac thing that describes each animal. Each has two animals that they get along with, and one that they don't. Basically, the animals are all on a wheel. Animals on opposite ends hate eachother, while the two you get along with are at an angle. Basically, one away from the enemy animal... But yea. Anyways, here's something funny. Both my parents are Pigs. The opposite of the Pig is the Snake. My sister is a Snake. In the description it says that the Pig is the Snakes enemy. Which is so true in my sister's case. However, for Pigs, it doesn't say that Snake is their enemy. The Snake is no one's enemy so to say. Who's the Pig's enemy? Other Pigs. My parents were a match made in heaven, no? rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:44 pm
It might mean that probably in the future, You'll end getting injured a lot and getting rushed to the Emergency room. And you probably don't have insurance to cover it so, you will have to perform 60-90 with your doctor in order for it to pass as "payment" to the hospital...... But thats me. >_>
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:51 am
Er...
Doctors don't need to ask. They put people to sleep with injections. They could do whatever the ******** they want. I doubt they'd accept that as payment. xp rolleyes rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:07 am
Yeah but would you rather have sex with a dead horse or a live one?
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:51 am
Fujistu Yeah but would you rather have sex with a dead horse or a live one? None of the above.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:18 pm
No no, its a figure of speech. Like, You can't really 69 with someone who's dead or half dead. All you'll be doing is drooling all over his p***s with your mouth open. Theres no control. Otherwise he'd just blow you face first from the end of the bed instead of going threw the trouble of putting you on top.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:46 pm
neutral
Ok... So about that Zodiac thing...
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:13 pm
Okay fine. Smash the 69 talk over the head with a hammer.
My sign is Virgo. Proof of remaining a virgin forever. Up!, back into sexual conversation. It makes the world go around.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:30 pm
And Chinese Zodiac?
Hehe, kinda like Britney Spears, eh? Oh god, she was one the VMAs awhile ago. I don't know how she can get away with such blatanly obvious lip synching.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:56 pm
I'm a horse and it doesn't make any ******** sense.
Apparantly I'm:
Cheerful, popular, quick-witted, changeable, earthy, perceptive, talkative, agile mentally and physically, magnetic, intelligent, astute, flexible, open-minded. Can be fickle, anxious, rude, gullible, stubborn, lack stability and perseverance.
Cheerful = Bullshit
Popular = Bullshit
Quick-Witted = bullshit
Changeable = Okay, fine
Earthy = Don't even know what that means
Perceptive = I guess
Talkative = Bullshit
Agile mentally = Bullshit
Agile Physically = even more bullshit
Magnetic = Bullshit
Intelligent = Enough bullshit to kill the bull by its smell, alone.
Astute = Bullshit
Flexible = Bullshit
Open-minded = You be the judge
fickle = Umm, i guess so.
Anxious = Maybe
Rude = Only to people i don't like
Gullible = >_> Yeah.....
stubborn = You be the judge
lack stability = bullshit
lack perseverance = Depends
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:12 pm
Pfft, so, look what Wikipedia says about Tigers... Positive Traits Independent, brave, confident, dynamic, intense, energetic, sacrificing, faithful Negative Traits Moody, reckless, hot-headed, selfish, impatient, impulsive, opinionated, rebellious Rebellious, a negative trait?! ******** blasphemous lies! Blasphemous Rumours I say! Had to sneak in some Depeche Mode in there. ninja
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:14 pm
Rebelliousness isn't bad? I have one word for you: "Punk" Yes, punk is actually an insult. Some people are so rebellious you see that when enough people rebel with them they start trying to rebelling against they're own rebellious mentally to another one. And they keep going in a circle like that. Btw: "Punk" (music genre) really is dead.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:16 pm
Fujistu Rebelliousness isn't bad? I have one word for you: "Punk" Yes, punk is actually an insult. Some people are so rebellious you see that when enough people rebel with them they start trying to rebelling against they're own rebellious mentally to another one. And they keep going in a circle like that. Btw: "Punk" (music genre) really is dead. Reading that made me laugh. Quote: to punk (third-person singular simple present punks, present participle punking, simple past punked, past participle punked) (17th century) To pimp. Tony punked-out Vinny when he was low on smokes. To forcibly perform a**l sex upon an unwilling partner. Tony punked all his new cell-mates. To prank. I got expelled when I punked the principal. To give up or concede; to act like a wimp. Jimmy was going to help me with the prank, but he punked-out at the last minute. I think those examples can be used interchangeably... Especially the 2nd and 3rd... Like so: To forcibly perform a**l sex upon an unwilling partner. I got expelled when I punked the principal. Oh, and in the Nouns... Quote: (countable) (16th century) A prostitute, possibly deriving from "puncture". Hmm, I wonder how the word puncture could ever have anything to do with that. rolleyes rofl Why the hell is my throat sore... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:30 pm
Well, i guess it was because of "punc"-ture. I guess those were one of the first urban dictionary created word to ever be developed. I went onto a urban dictionary to find out what a "narb" is. instead i noticed that the "word of the day" was "fap". Hell i though i was being original when i used it for "fapping off", guess i was wrong.
As for you throat being sore. I can of a few reasons, but most of them are perverted bullshit. Drink sprite.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:03 pm
my sing is the horse as well and im kinda populer with the girls I know.... I know a lot of girls both same grade and lower grade girls and yes I can be selfish some times as well.. xp
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