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 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:36 am
Got a good quote or three you want to share? Here they are!
"the true measure of a man is not how much he can get but rather how much he is willing to sacrifice to keep what is closest to him."
"the time will soon come for everyone to choose their own path, between what is right and what is easy."
"if jimmy cracked corn but we dont care, why bother singing that stupid song in the first place?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:48 am
"I will accompany you, it's so much easier rescuing you when we don't have to commute."
~Prince Char~Ella Enchanted~
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:14 pm
Evil dictator quotes:
I should rule the World
~Genghis Khan
Everyone I don't like should die
~Vlad the Impaler
Famous Last Words:
Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something.
~Pancho Villa
I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot.
~Ramon Maria Narvaez
I desire to go to Hell and not to Heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, and apostles.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:22 pm
Funny from famous people (I have a ton of quotes, I have a little book of 'em):
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
~John Lehman
My father taught me to work. He did not teach me to like it.
~Abe Lincoln
Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the universe.
~Einstein
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new biycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisom, didn't work that way. So i just stole one and asked hm to forgive me.
~Emo Phillips
We are all worms, but I believe that I am a glowworm.
~Winston Churchill
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
~Mark Twain.
Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.
~John Wayne
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
~Garfield
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:34 pm
Serious quotes from famous people:
One man who has a mind and knows it, can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
~George Bernard Shaw
A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you could invent
~William Blake
The main thing is to make history, not to write it.
~Otto Von Bismark
But this is slavery; not to speak one's mind.
~Euripides
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
~Charlie Chaplin
A man may die, nationsmay rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
~John F. Kennedy
A riot is the language of the unheard
~Martin Luther King Jr.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
~Mark Twain
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~Dr. Suess
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
~Mark Twain
Courage is the resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not the absence of it.
~Mark Twain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~Eleanor Roosevelt
It's better to die on your knees than live on your knees.
~William Wallace
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:44 pm
Wow, I'm posting a lot.
Movie/books/poetry:
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all
~Thumper
To be forgotten is worse than death.
~Final Fantasy 9
Buttercup: We'll never survive the fire swamp!
Wesley: Nonsense, you only say say that because no one ever has.
~The Princess Bride
Pitiful creature of Darkness
What kind of life have you known
God give me courage to show you
You are not alone!
~Christine (The Phantom of the Opera)
I am the master of my fate;
I am the captain of my soul
~Invictus
Put your best foot forward! If you don't know which foot is your best, try flipping a coin or having them run a race.
~Space Ghost
A Lyger is pretty much my favorite animal. Bred for magic abilities.
~Napolean Dynamite
I'm going to carve your heart out with a spoon!
~Umm...a Robin Hood Movie?
Mom: I hope you have a kid just like you!
Calvin: That's what Grandma used to tell you!
~Calvin and Hobbes
Girl: Promise to make me laugh?
Boy: Everyday
~Legacy
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:01 pm
Ok last one (I'm just trying to keep this awesome guild active) This one is from unknown sources or from people I know personally:
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonaide; thew them in life's face and demand the oranges you asked for.
Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then not only will you be a mile away, but you will also have their shoes.
Forgiveness is divine; but never pay full price for late pizza.
~Oh wait, I remember, this one came from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (yes, I have the DVD and yes, I still watch it.)
This one came from a time when my boyfriend was trying to be romantic and I was felt like pulling his leg so I said this:
My love is like a leech, I'll never let you go!
As long as you end up in the right place, it doesn't matter where you started.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun every year.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa; not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
The Lord never said it would be easy; he only said it would be worth it.
Men are like ziploc bags, they hold everything inside but you can see right through them.
Man cannot live on bread and water alone; unless you lock him in a cage and that's all you give him.
If you ever date someone like me I'll kill you both
~My brother (Yeah, the big tough scary-looking one who just came back from Iraq)
This is the gene police; get out of the pool
Normal is just a setting on your dryer
After every game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Men are dumb and women are evil. (ok I don't agree with that, but in many cases it's true.)
If you can't say something nice, at least have the decency to be vague.
You laugh because I am different. I laugh becasue you are all the same. (Ironic how this has become such a popular saying eh?)
My definition of perfection is not someone who has never done wrong; but has done wrong and made it right.
You're about as sharp as a marble.
I can be either kind or honest-take your pick.
~Me
Rap is:
Retards
Attempting
Poetry
Adolescence is one big, walking pimple.
Never go to bed mad; stay up and fight.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:49 am
Ok, my other bro says this:
"If life gives you lemons, throw them at stupid people!"
blaugh blaugh
And every line in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!! That movie is funny!!!!!!!!
1. I like grapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I think someone is at the door!!!
3. This is fudge mountian.
4. Wonka: "Why do you like your family so much?"
Charlie: "Because they love me."
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:05 am
"youre really wierd...."
"stop murmuring, i cant understand a word you're saying"
~charlie and the chocolate factory~
"life is like a bunch of chocolates. ya never no what you're gonna get"
~forrest gump~
"when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in mean peoples eyes"
not sure where i got that from....
serious ones:
"God will never give you too much to handle"
"Everything happens for a reason"
Others:
"Modest is the hottest"
"Dont frown because you never know who is falling in love w/ your smile"
i dont know where i got most of these. sorry!
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:29 pm
C.S. Lewis
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I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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I don't want to talk to you any more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Stars Wars Empire Strikes Back
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Leia: I love you
Han: I know
Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:00 pm
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem"
-Edward Abbey
"I don't care. You can name it 'Hell' if you want to."
-George Reeves, founder of Hell, Michigan
Famous Last Words
"Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark."
-O. Henry
"I've got a terrible headache."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
"That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted."
-Lou Costello
"Tell my mother I died for my country. I thought I did it for the best. Useless! Useless!"
-John Wilkes Booth
"Mozart!"
-Gustav Mahler
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:13 pm
I could qoute like everything from The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy, but here's my favorite part-
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
*A Babel fish is a fish that you can stick in your ear and understand any language
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:22 pm
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."~ Salvor Hardin, Foundation
"Of course it's eatable. Everything in this room is eatable. In fact, I am eatable, but that, dear children, is called cannablism, and is frowned upon in most societies."~ Willy Wonka
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:50 pm
''Put you're faith in what you most believe in...''
''Stanger is no danger here...''
''Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool''
''You gotta put your behinde in the past''
''Death can't kill what never dies''
''Great things are only possible with outrageous requests''
''Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.''
''Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.'' ^^
''Look at that, it's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.''
''Sucess is the only mother (changed for personal reasons to: flippin') option, failure's not!'' xp 3nodding
Yeah, I also love quotes... and I find most quotes that mean a lot in songs... so if you read a quote of mine and figure out what song it's from... 5 points to you! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:52 am
"do unto others as u would have them do unto u......unless of course they do unto u first, then u have to totally open up a can of unto on them"
-happy bunny-
yeah rofl
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