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 Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:29 am
DURING THE AGES, THERE WHERE Great AND FULL OF MEANING sentences, witch carried filosofic meanings of many sorts.
This is your chance to share such knowledge with us.
No tales will remain untold.
Start quoting.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:49 pm
MY favorite George W. Bush Quotes, hes no doubt the most laughable american president. All are Legitimate with no typos
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”
~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job
“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”
~ George Bush on learning
“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on situation between the US and America
“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”
~ George Bush on his suit
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
~ George Bush on the great thing about books
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on Harming our country
“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets
“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”
~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level
“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family
“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”
~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings
"We cant afford any mexed missages in our worm"
~ George Bush on Mexed Missages
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
~ George Bush on families
“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”
~ George Bush on autism
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x_QuiXotiC_x Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:12 pm
Impossible is only defined by what people haven't figured out yet.
-Me
I wish I was sober......er that came out wrong.
-XD (Meh after band......)
TURBO LIGHTS, POWER LIGHTS, ELECTROLIGHTS!
MORE LIGHTS THAT YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
-power thirst.
I OBJECT!
I OBJECT TO YOU OBJECTING TO MY OBJECTION!
OVER RULED!
I OBJECT TO YOU OVERRULING MY OBJECTION TO YOUR PREVIOUS OBJECTION!
I OBJECT TO YOU OBJECTING MY OVERRULING OF YOUR OBJECTION TO MY OBJECTION!
confused neutral .....I object to that......
-Me and a friend from band!
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:24 pm
et tu brute?
-Julius Ceaser
Quod sum eris.
-latin epitaph on a tombstone meaning "i am what you will become"
spectatum veniunt veniunt spectentur.
-old latin theatre saying meaning "some come to see some come to be seen"
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:51 am
"Stop spanking that monkey!"
-Robin Williams to Ben Stiller in "Night at the Museum".
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:19 am
“I’m not a nerd Bart; nerds are smart" ~Millhouse
“You know me, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge" ~Sid the Sloth
"I speak English goodly" and along those lines "don't listen to me, you know I can't speak words" ~my high school band director
"Don't follow in my footsetps, I run into walls." ~unknown
"Death is life's way of saying that you've been fired" ~unknown
"You can't use the word sex on the internet!"~Marge Simpson
"Stan Lee insulted me, but in bazarro world that means he likes me!" ~Comic Book Guy
"I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money, why don't I just lay down and die?"~Homer Simpson
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:17 pm
I'm not sure who said it first..all I know is that it's not me...
"Shoot for the moon...that way, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:16 pm
I didn't fail 10,000 times. I just learned 10,000 ways how not to make a light bulb.
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x_QuiXotiC_x Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:54 am
Why is it that it takes a man an entire box of matches to start of fire, and mother nature one stray spark?
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:57 am
"Never forget this! The secret for survival is to be quick.
Quick hitting and quick running away."
- Me to a nerd friend when on fourth grade.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:37 pm
im a minor inconvienience! YAY!!!!!!
-------me
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:40 pm
Whats green hangs on a wall and whistles?
A Herring
-Neil Gaimon form the book "mirror Mask"
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:45 pm
"clothes make the man... naked people have little or no influence in society"
-Mark twain
"I trust people as far as i can throw them... with close friends i cheat and use a catapult'
-Joseph Levenson
love, hate, kindness, fury, joy, sadness: ingredents to a human soul recipie # 11347
-Joseph Levenson
love thine lighter and love thine lighter fluid, but hate the person who smokes while the second one is open
-Joseph Levenson
NO one knows you beter then someone who hates your guts
-Joseph Levenson
I would like to remind everybody, I am human and I make mistakes, so if you see error in my ways then realize that my error might not be as bad as yours.
-Joseph Levenson
Life is like gambling, you can stay at home and never take a risk, or you can have a blast, ******** up and die... but If you took that risk, then when you come to your next life, you know what not to do.
-Joseph Levenson
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:19 pm
"hullo officer im not as think as you drunk i am."
-me on a good day
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:12 pm
"Never stand anywhere you can sit...and never sit anywhere you can lay down"
I heard my dad saying this one...he got it from somewheres...
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