That's right! A fresh, virile cat is giving birth sometime in the near future, to a bunch of cute kittens! How many would you like? 1? 2? 6? Wouldn't you just love first dibs on owning one of those cute critters?
Win this contest, and you could have kittens absolutely free! No shipping costs. No hidden fees. Notta. All you have to do is enter and win, and I'll take care of the rest!
RULES:
1. Send a trade to Mooby the Golden Sock with the title "I WANT TO HAVE KITTENS!" Enclose 100 gold for each ticket you would like to purchase. I will PM you with a receipt with your ticket number(s) on it.
Feel free to send a PM with the trade if it would help you sleep better at night.
2. On November 1, 2007, this contest closes.
3. Later that week, I will tell you the size of the litter. If more than 10 tickets have been sold, I will roll the dice in this thread, and the winner will name the number of kittens that he or she wants. Then I will roll the dice again, and the second place person will tell how many kittens he or she wants. This will continue until all the potential kittens have been selected. Then all the winners will get kittens!
4. I will not enter the contest.
5. No refunds.
Note that unlike BB's puppy contest (ctrl+A), there are no asterisks, no fine print, no hidden links, nothing. Check the page source if you don't believe me. If you win, you WILL have kittens before December rolls around, or double your money back! (December, 2007 for those looking for loopholes.) Offer available to anyone, anywhere, regardless of country.
