Be brutally honest
Chapter 1
Manch, Raven's #1 fanboy, knocked on Raven's door with a present in his hands, her door slowly squeaked open, she glared at him.
"What do you want?" she said
Manch smiled at her with a big grin.
"I got you a gift," he grinned.
Raven sighed and slapped her head.
"Not another one. My rooms already full of that other crap you sent me."
"Well I am your biggest fanboy"
"Just leave me alone."
Manch opened up the gift and took out a hot zebra striped bikini.
"What am I supposed to do with this then?"
Raven cringed and glared at him some more.
"Well could you at least try it on for me?"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Please"
Raven's eyes turned red
"No!!"
Her door slammed in his face. The obsessed fanboy scratched his head in confusement.
"I wonder if she likes fish."
Suddenly, a stankball smacked Manch in the head and knocked him down. The sound made Raven open her door to see what happened.
"Wha, what the hell happened? What's this ball of stinky socks doin' on my head?" Manch groaned.
Raven smirked and decided to have a little fun.
While Manch got beat up, the Evil Reverend aka Kasey, who is the guy who films the show, came in with groceries and a camcorder. The Titans were just doing their things.
"Hey, Titans! I brought the food! And I got some good news!" he announced.
Kasey pulled out an issue of Napolean's Discount Dynamite magazine.
"Last month, I entered a contest in this magazine. And the winner gets a free all expense-paid trip to a randomly picked vacation spot an unlimited amount of people. I WON!!!"
Kasey pulled out a handul of tickets.
"We're goin' to Tokyo!!! Yeah!"
After he said that, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire slowly turn toward Kasey with fire in their eyes. Raven then appears, carrying a bruised and bandaged Manch.
"She also is pissed," Manch said.
"Can you explain this?!?!" Cyborg whined.
Cyborg pointed at the TV and showed him doing ballet in a cheerleader suit.
"Oh, nuts son....Um....I can explain that." Kasey grunted.
"You better! What were you thinking?!" Robin shouted.
Kasey put down his camcorder and showed his micro-cameras.
"Absolutely nothin'. That's my micro-cameras' jobs. They are all over the house. And they bring me every....thing you do."
When he said thing, he moved up to the Titans and said it really slowly.
"Dude, I can't believe you got me filmed in the shower!" Beast Boy whined.
On the TV, Beast Boy was in the shower as a green gorilla, peeing. Everyone but Beast Boy cringed.
"No wonder it smelled funny," Manch said as he held his nose.
"Why'd the Reverend even invite you?" Raven said.
"You should know about those smells, Manch. Look at this part. This ain't right at all!" Kasey said in disgust.
On the screen, Raven was in the shower, and Manch was in there with her. When she saw this on the screen, her eyes turned red again and tentacles rapped around Manch's neck.
"You little worm! You were in there?!?!"
"Yeah and proud of it." he smirked.
Manch was flung out of the tower.
The Titans began to yell at Kasey again. Kasey grew small in size as the shouting continued.
"What were you thinking?!! Blah, blah, blah!!" they all babbled.
Kasey pulled out a magazine and moved it upward in front of his face, blocking his view of the Titans.
"Damn, thats a good price. Buy 1 grenade get a billion free! Whoa, they're selling atomic bombs from the 1940's, at such a great price!"
Robin grabbed the magazine and pulled it down roughly.
"Are you listening to us?! Pay attention!"
"Slow down son, how about I order a pizza to make up?"
"Well okay, but you're better be buying and you're going to erase the footage right?"
"Uhhh....yeah."
Kasey walked over to the phone and calls a new pizza place, cuz everyone got sick of Pizzahut and Dominoes after a while.
"Hello, this is Ahnold's Pizza Shop. All pizzas come with pepperonis and 9 mm bullets. The bullets come on either your pizza or in a gun. If you want mushroom, shut up. If you want brocoli, what the hell is brocoli anyway? If you want something crazy like pineapple, I'll kill you. If you don't ******** around with me, I don't care idiot. If you do ******** around with me, I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. If you don't give me a tip, I don't care cuz you'll either get your pizza or I'll break your arm off," said the voice of Arnold.
"Let's see, I'll have a pepperoni pizza....with bullets I guess."
"Do you want any toppings?"
"I'll have brocoli and pineapple."
"You're pizza will be there in 30 minutes or less."
"Ok thanks....you idiot." Kasey hung up.
30 minutes later there was a knock on the door. Cyborg answered it, Arnold stood there with a pizza on one of his hands.
"Your pizza has arrived."
Cyborg opened it up and frowned.
"Where are the bullets? You can't have good pizza without bullets."
"My bad, I'll be back....WITH BULLETS!!"
Arnold skulked down the street, back to his shop to get bullets.
"That idiot better get back here soon. I'm not spending 12 dollars on something without THE WORKS!" Kasey mumbled.
Chapter 2
Kasey sat there in a depressed mood. Robin walked over, wondering what was wrong.
"Is something bothering you Reverend?" he said.
"Robin, why are YOU the leader?" Kasey asked.
Robin looked at Kasey with a confused look on his face.
"Well....because I'm the strongest."
"No you're not. The only reason why you're the leader is so you can feel special cuz you have no powers."
Robin bolted up. He clenched his fists.
"That's not true! That's a lie! I'm special! I am special!"
Robin ran out of the room and cried like a little baby. Starfire noticed this and flew over to Kasey, he just sat there with his arms crossed.
"Say you are sorry to poor Robin. He does not like it when others bring up the fact that he has no powers," she said.
Kasey frowned and turned his head.
"Make me."
Starfire stamped her foot, her eyes glew green.
"Why are you behaving like a stubborn snarzworf?!"
"What the hell is a snarzworf?" he muttered.
Starfire pointed a huge finger in his face.
"That is what you are!"
Kasey tried to bite Starfire's finger, she pulled it away from him at the last second and squeaked.
"Anyway I think Raven should be the leader. She IS the strongest out of the group. What do you think Raven?"
Raven overheard there conversation while meditating.
"Keep me out of this. I have no desire to be apart of this pointless bickering." she said in her monotone voice.
"Robin is the strongest, Kasey. If you've seen "Apprentice part 2" Robin clearly stood a chance against all four of us," explained Starfire.
Kasey shook his head in utter dissapointment.
"You're just saying that because you love him and you'd jump off a bridge if he told you to. Oh and one more thing, you're not his girlfriend."
Starfire snarled and blew a hole in the wall.
"You are very rude and despicable. I pity you."
Kasey reached into his pockets and threw the tickets on the ground.
"At least I'm the only one that noticed we got tickets to Tokyo."
BB and Cyborg's heads popped up.
"Did you say TOKYO?! Yay we're going to Tokyo!"
"Just think of all the neato electronics they have there!" Cyborg said.
"Dude, forget about electronics. Just think of all the hot asian chicks!" Beastboy boasted.
Kasey mumbled and looked at them with disgust.
"Oh great, NOW YOU NOTICE!"
Kasey took out a gun and aimed it at BB's head.
Meanwhile, Manch fell back down towards the tower after a long 30 minute upward flight. He crashed through the ceiling and landed in Raven's room. Manch got up and looked around, his second most wildest dream had come true. He searched for items he could auction on ebay until he came across a cool mirror. He fiddled around while imagining something. That was until suddenlly a loud BANG! could be heard echoing through the house. Manch accidentally dropped the mirror, shattering it into 10 pieces, he was in big trouble.
"Oh crap, Ravens gonna kill me!"
He desperatelly tried to fix and put the pieces together like a puzzle. The pieces glew a black color, an aura surrounded them.
"What the hell is this?"
The aura sucked Manch into a dark wormhole in the broken mirror. The wormhole spit Manch out into a gothic Tim Burton world with a sky as red and black as a cosmos of imploded stars.
"Today just isn't my lucky day."
Manch walked around in this odd-looking universe and noticed a few red-eyed crows calling out to him, telling him to turn back. Manch tried hard to ignore them until they roared and razor sharp teeth formed in their mouth.
"Ah! Scary!" He said as he ran over a stone bridge.
It was then that he noticed Raven floating in mid-air with a white cloak on.
"Raven? Is that you?"
The white Raven opened one eye and noticed Manch.
"What are you doing here? Get out!"
Manch had no idea what was going on until he turned around and noticed a whole group of rainbow colored Ravens. Manch grinned, his eyeballs popped out of his head.
"I guess today really is my lucky day."
TO BE CONTINUED
EDIT: Garthimar, I would appreciate it if you put your fanfic all into one thread. It confuses people when there's one thread for each chapter, and it takes up space in the guild.
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