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So this chick on my f-list starts this post on her LJ and her first line is "For those new to my f-list, I'm a feminist".

And I'm like, "b***h, I'm a ******** feminist, you most certainly are not."

This is a kid who's always drooling over hot TV boys, so, strike one for your supposed feminism. If you were really a feminist your attentions would probably be focused a little more on the awesome ladies around those cute men. When you talk and talk and talk about Zachary Quinto as much as this b***h does, there's no way you're a feminist in my book. I know I'm setting myself up for "you can be a feminist while drooling over boys" arguments but I say you're only a feminist if you're classy about your drooling. What she does every day is nowhere near classy. You're all classy people; you all know the difference, I know you do.

And why do you feel like you need to announce it to the world? That's like that one *chan picture that shows the difference between Japanese women and American women. The Japanese woman's like, "Oh, coffee at 8? That would be lovely, where should we go?" and the American woman's on this rant about "YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU CAN'T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN! ARRRGHBLARGHLBHALHRGH".

God I hate this ridiculous idiot. Except she's so sweet that I can't bring myself to cut her.

Hurr, well, it's also a bit of a trainwreck mentality. Not only is she too sweet for cutting but I just don't want to look away... no matter how much it may annoy me. rofl