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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:53 pm
Its a fun game I base my life on. I'll ask a REAL question and the next person will pretend they know what they are talking about and give a total bullshit answer(But make it sound like its right, such as giving historical background or in the case of a definition, the situation which made it so) and then ask another REAL question and so on and so forth. Correct answers don't count and are dumb anyways. Make these answers up.
ASK REAL QUESTIONS!
GIVE REALISTIC ANSWERS!
Be funny too! Whats the point of a game without a few "nyuks" here and there.
If you just give a stupid answer the game becomes much less fun, so be sure to give a nice long cool answer.
Q: How much is a peck?
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:29 pm
A: It depends. A peck of apples is equivilant to 13.5. The English began using words like "peck" and "bushel" when the decimal system was being created, hence the ".5" Women used it when they made pies in the early 18th century.
Q: What is the purpose of a mitochondria cell?
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:28 pm
The mitochondria cell is a cell in the body that can fight off all infection alone. Your body produces 1 of these and cannot produce another until that one is destroyed. Its name came from its ability to stand alone against infections, much the way that the few warriors of Chondria did in the battle of hoosegow. So the name the "might of Chondria". However the english pronunciation has shorten and condensed it.
How does a combustion engine work?
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:23 pm
A: A combustion engine is kind of like a search engine, however it deals primarily with the coding of a gaming system. When the "combust" code is found and activated by the user, it inverts the game codes making the players characters invincible, instead of mortal. The "combust" code was highly sought after, and so the "combustion engine" was created. Gamers everywhere praised the tech teams of "Bust Combust", a team of dedicated, hardcore gamers who finally cracked the code.
Q: What is the function of a sphincter?
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:38 pm
A sphincter is a triangularly shaped object that is attached to cars to cut down on gas consumption by diverting air into a single current and passing it over the car in a more efficient way. It was designed and patented by Harold Sphinct. He was killed in a car wreck when several sphincters entered his body at 90 miles an hour and punctured his lungs.
Why did vanilla coke disappear and then re appear.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:54 pm
well, disappearing ink and regular ink is made from vanilla, and vanilla is made from disappearing and regular ink. So, it actually goes INVISIBLE because the protons and neutrons get scrambled from being opposite so they occasionally cancel each other out and the entire delicious drink goes invisible for extended periods of time.
Why do pancakes naturally form in a circle shape?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:14 am
Actually pancakes typically form into rectangles, and had to be pain painstakingly sculpted for customers and children. However due to global warming, pancakes are far to tired and worried to form there usually shape for a more lazy circle.
How does the internet work.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:43 pm
actually, the internet is a mere illusion. as soon as you sit down at the comouter, a deadly ninja sneaks up behind you. once there, said ninja hits you in the back of your head, making you pass out. You fall into a deep sleep and dream that every computer on earth is connected by something called "the internet".
How does a band become popular?
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:01 am
(In every game you have posted, the game just stopped...)
A band must petition for fame from the government. It typically takes 12 years. That is why most boy bands are populated with older men.
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:08 am
Haha.. This question has been asked so many times before but what people fail to realize is that Trees can not make sounds. They have no vocal gland. And because there is an absence of sound, the tree falls, soundlessly, to the ground. Trees, according to famous historian Malik Tenure, have a kind of sound proof barrier around them. When they fall, their barrier breaks and seems to affect the landing. The whole process is completely soundless.
Where did the word "pillow" come from?
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:40 pm
Krimson_Rayne Haha.. This question has been asked so many times before but what people fail to realize is that Trees can not make sounds. They have no vocal gland. And because there is an absence of sound, the tree falls, soundlessly, to the ground. Trees, according to famous historian Malik Tenure, have a kind of sound proof barrier around them. When they fall, their barrier breaks and seems to affect the landing. The whole process is completely soundless. Where did the word "pillow" come from? One of the lesser known inventors from china is Pei Lou, a very gifted man who created thousands of comfort accessories. Most notably was the PeiLou headrest. However again Americans have condensed and shortened the word. How does recycling cans work.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:30 am
(lol sorry for ending them!)
well, when you put recyclables (ie, cans, bottles, grandparents, ect) into it, all the stuff falls into a little boat. the boat then travels an underground canal to Detriot, where it is fed to various goats and homeless people. These goats and homeless people then grow plastic/metallic skin (depends on what they are..the paper ones are pretty bad off) and then they fight eachother in an arena, and the winner becomes homecoming queen/king at YOUR highschool.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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