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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:27 am
Post your favorite Jokes and Brain teasers here! Please keep all jokes and Brain teasers appropriate.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:38 am
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:56 pm
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bubba says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I' ll show you. Do you own a weedeater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.'
'Yes, I do have a wife.'
'And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual. '
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.'
Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Jim Bob says, 'What's that?'
Bubba says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.'
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:27 pm
You messed up your color code. surprised
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:38 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:14 am
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven."
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"
"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:13 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:37 am
Nozomi Keng A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:40 am
levis pennae Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bubba says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I' ll show you. Do you own a weedeater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.'
'Yes, I do have a wife.'
'And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual. '
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.'
Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Jim Bob says, 'What's that?'
Bubba says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.'
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