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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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 Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:38 pm
Quote: What you need to know beforehand: -This is somewhere in the distant future, circa 300 -Bleagwuh and myself are both commanding officers -See the homepage to see if you'd be considered a "veteran". -This is an RP, have fun, and don't be too serious, because both commanding officers belong in insane asylums -Be crazy, but keep it at a fun level. -Every person has a 5-character ID #, use whatever characters you like -Every month consists of 25 days, and every year 25 months, regardless of rotations around the sun. This is because the castle of the ancient one, who brought the world together, floats over the world capital once every 625 days -The world ruler is an extremely old computer program designed from a certain human mind back in year 0. The program is kept in a floating castle it designed, but the guardians of the castle haven't been seen in 10 years, and the ancient one hasn't intervened in decades. We have been informed of a recent invasion of beings called "cheese monkeys". Apparently bent on world domination, these monkeys are opposed by none other than the ledgendary Wrath of Squirrels: A legion of combat-trained squirrels trained by Dr. NiAlBu, some crazy German guy. One of our new recruits has informed us that our only hope is to rely on the Wrath of Squirrels, which will be refered to from now on as "OPERATION W.O.S." Well, I for one am not going to run away from these Cheese Monkeys that invade our planet, so I've decided it is time to notify you of what we truly are: Global Invasion Reaction Force - G.I.R.F. To defend your honour AND your planet: fill out the following form, turn it in to a commanding officer, and begin your basic training. Quote: NAME: _______________________ AGE: ___yrs HEIGHT: ___cm WEIGHT: ___kg COMMANDING OFFICER: _____________________ For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry ENLISTMENT DATE: __/__/____ DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: __/__/____ ID #: _____ RANK: _________________________________
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:02 pm
Here's a list of all enlisted members: Quote: NAME: ______ Thatl_ Ateyu______ AGE: _ 21yrs HEIGHT: 186cm WEIGHT: _ 53kg COMMANDING OFFICER: ___ Lord Mazutec___ For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry ENLISTMENT DATE: 02/13/0293 DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/ DEMOTION: 07/23/0298ID #: ~{6}~ RANK: ____ G.I.R.F. Grand Admiral____ Quote: NAME: ___ Meshu_IsBored__ AGE: OLDyrs HEIGHT: 250cm WEIGHT: 150kg COMMANDING OFFICER: __ proudly under lattu (General Ateyu) For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics, mathematics, music, plumbing, thievery(very good at), robotics, dancing nude, programming, cooking, writing, hacking, construction, survival, chemistry ENLISTMENT DATE: 10/11/1798 DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: 11/10/2306 ID #: 00069RANK: _ unknown last rank vanpire lord (helsing series) Other talents: regeneration, shapeshifting, cool red robes and cape Quote: NAME: Pablo don Tacos AGE: 34 yrs HEIGHT: 162cm WEIGHT: 102kg COMMANDING OFFICER: _________ N/A_________ For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes noI HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes noI HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes noI MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry Other talents: ENLISTMENT DATE: [lost in translation] DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: [lost in translation] ID #: [lost in translation]
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:38 am
NAME: _NiAlBu_ AGE: 1000yrs HEIGHT: 152.4cm WEIGHT: 49.895164kg
COMMANDING OFFICER: _____________________
For the next 6 questions, underline one:
I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no
circle all that apply:
I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF:
medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry
ENLISTMENT DATE: 04/07/2005
DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: --/--/----
ID #: 00000
RANK: __Rogue Scientist__
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:53 pm
Thatl Ateyu ran out of the dining room, wrapped provocatively in a small towel, shouting, "It's a spy! It's a spy! He's the squirrel king!" and bit NiAlBu's left ear off.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:24 pm
G.I.R.F. UPDATE: 21/09/0300 Here's our spy's report on the W.O.S.: Grand Commander - NiAlBu (Rogue Scientist) Age: 1000yrs IQ: 84 Brigadier General - Wordstreamer (unknown) Age: unknown IQ: >NiAlBu's Leutenant General - Unknown Generals - [none] Captains - [none] Sergeants - Unknown Colonels - Unknown Corporals - ~Chikakhanchak (warrior) Age: 296 IQ: 104 ~Hjeckichackaka (Assassin/spy) Age: 321 IQ: 178 ~Shikkakkakkakaar (Navigator) Age: 483 IQ: 309 Privates - unknown
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:48 pm
Kyle...did you lock my RP?
If so, I'll have to give you MONEY...
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Wordstreamer~Nifty Fairy~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:44 pm
It's not locked right now..... Sorry......
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:54 pm
lattu sir! meshu reporting for dutie
*hands forms*
NAME: ___Meshu_IsBored__ AGE: _unknown__yrs HEIGHT: ___cm WEIGHT: 150kg (god dam metric)
COMMANDING OFFICER: __proudly under lattu
For the next 6 questions, underline one:
I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no
circle all that apply:
I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF:
medicine tactics, mathematics, music, plumbing, thievery(very good at), robotics, dancing nude, programming, cooking, writing, hacking, construction, survival, chemistry
Other tallents:regeneration, shapeshifting,cool red robes and cape
ENLISTMENT DATE: 10/11/1798
DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: 11/10/2306
ID #: 00069
RANK: _unknown last rank vanpire lord (helsing series)____
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meshuisbored Vice Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:05 pm
meshuisbored lattu sir! meshu reporting for dutie *hands forms* NAME: ___Meshu_IsBored__ AGE: _unknown__yrs HEIGHT: ___cm WEIGHT: 150kg (god dam metric) COMMANDING OFFICER: __proudly under lattu For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics, mathematics, music, plumbing, thievery(very good at), robotics, dancing nude, programming, cooking, writing, hacking, construction, survival, chemistry Other tallents:regeneration, shapeshifting,cool red robes and cape ENLISTMENT DATE: 10/11/1798 DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: 11/10/2306 ID #: 00069 RANK: _unknown last rank vanpire lord (helsing series)____ Good for you! *gives you a toasted monkey bar* Raise the moral, get rid of the appetites, all in one tasty bar!
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:09 pm
Thatlatu Here's a list of all enlisted members: Quote: NAME: ______ Thatl_ Ateyu______ AGE: _ 21yrs HEIGHT: 186cm WEIGHT: _ 53kg COMMANDING OFFICER: ___ Lord Mazutec___ For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry ENLISTMENT DATE: 02/13/0293 DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/ DEMOTION: 07/23/0298ID #: ~{6}~ RANK: ____ G.I.R.F. Grand Admiral____ Quote: NAME: ___ Meshu_IsBored__ AGE: OLDyrs HEIGHT: 250cm WEIGHT: 150kg COMMANDING OFFICER: __ proudly under lattu (General Ateyu) For the next 6 questions, underline one: I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no circle all that apply: I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF: medicine tactics, mathematics, music, plumbing, thievery(very good at), robotics, dancing nude, programming, cooking, writing, hacking, construction, survival, chemistry ENLISTMENT DATE: 10/11/1798 DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: 11/10/2306 ID #: 00069RANK: _ unknown last rank vanpire lord (helsing series) Other talents: regeneration, shapeshifting, cool red robes and cape
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:31 pm
NAME: Pablo don Tacos AGE: 34 yrs HEIGHT: 162 cm WEIGHT: 215 lbs (FIGURE IT OUT IN KG HIPPIES!!!)
COMMANDING OFFICER: _____________________
For the next 6 questions, underline one:
I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN INTERPLANETARY VEHICLE: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN GROUND-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-GROUND COMBAT: yes no
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN AIR-TO-AIR COMBAT: yes no
I MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A VETERAN MEMBER: yes no
circle all that apply:
I HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELDS OF:
medicine tactics mathematics music plumbing thievery robotics dancing programming cooking writing hacking construction survival chemistry
Other talents:
ENLISTMENT DATE: 11/14/2005
DATE OF LAST PROMOTION/DEMOTION: N/A
ID #: 23C
RANK: Piss Boy
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:32 pm
I don't even know who the CO is...
anyways
*looks around*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:09 pm
*Does something completely unrelated*
OR IS IT!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!???!?!/!1/!?!?1/1/!/!/!/!?!?!??!?!?
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:14 pm
But can you?
*points happily*
Dun' Doo Druggz, Kidz!
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