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 Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:15 pm
(Underlined for your reading pleasure.)
Mmkay, since it was cold yesterday, we decided to turn the oven on to cook something. Well, we found a "pork roast" in the freezer. We aren't sure where it came from, but it looked like ham, and my family likes ham. So we get it out of the package, and my mom starts cutting the fat off of it.
All of a sudden, what smelled like a skunk filled the room.
"S**t, Em, go get your cat, she's outside terrorizing a skunk!" My mom yelled to my sister.
She went outside, but to her discovery, the smell wasn't outside at all. She found Faithful, but couldn't find the "skunk."
She came inside with the cat, and sniffed the air again. "It smells worse in here then it does outside."
We decided to spray some Febreez, just to make sure.
My mom put the "ham" in the roasting pan, and covered it in brown sugar and Coke. Before she put it in the oven, I studied it for a minute.
"It looks like a giant heart." I said.
We put it in the oven for an hour, and walked away. About 15 minutes later, the oven STUNK. Like, the smell could make a skunk say "Man, that smells like crap."
We decided to take it out of the oven to baste it, and opened the pan. That's probably when we begged to the good Lord above that the Febreez would work. It was awful.
Smelly or not, my mom took a piece of to eat some. A little while later, I came down, and saw a piece. I stuck it in my mouth, which by then, sticking a cat in the shower would have the same effect as the pain I felt.
"Don't eat that. It tastes rancid." My mom yelled, retroactively.
"My god, we can't eat this." I said to her.
"I know. Why don't we just stop at Meijer's and get a roasted chicken?"
"Better idea. Lets go to KFC where we don't have to wait took cook it. It's cheaper anyway."
$23 later, it got us some chicken, scalloped potatoes, corn, and my willing to admit I was wrong.
Later, we had to set the "ham" on the patio for my dad to look at when he got home. When he did, he looked at it, and shut the lid. "It's probably a part of the pig that's not supposed to be cut and sold."
My mom groaned. It was sitting in the freezer for a year, and not only that, but it was sold illegally.
We actually had to scrub out the pan it was cooking in with bleach. And not the normal Lysol bleach, either. I'm talking about the Clorox bleach, for laundry. It was that bad.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:19 pm
Where the hell did it come from? O.o
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:22 pm
Holy crap... that sucks....you sure it was a pig? For all you know your dad hit a skunk, and shoved it in the freezer til he could find out what to do with it...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:23 pm
IceintheInk Where the hell did it come from? O.o Looking cool Ice! biggrin @Naomi: *Shudders* Food gone funky...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:23 pm
IceintheInk Where the hell did it come from? O.o
@ Crazy: Yeah? Well you wouldn't think it was too funny if you smelled it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:24 pm
Um, ew?
At least you weren't eating skunk. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:25 pm
brettyboy Holy crap... that sucks....you sure it was a pig? For all you know your dad hit a skunk, and shoved it in the freezer til he could find out what to do with it...
@ Saikii: That sounds like a badly translated Japanese porno.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:42 pm
zphal_girl87 Um, ew? At least you weren't eating skunk. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:44 pm
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:45 pm
faerie_0011 Yeah? Well you wouldn't think it was too funny if you smelled it. exactly, glad i wasn't there...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:49 pm
crazydude444292 faerie_0011 Yeah? Well you wouldn't think it was too funny if you smelled it. exactly, glad i wasn't there...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:50 pm
faerie_0011 brettyboy Holy crap... that sucks....you sure it was a pig? For all you know your dad hit a skunk, and shoved it in the freezer til he could find out what to do with it...
@ Saikii: That sounds like a badly translated Japanese porno. Lol!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:54 pm
faerie_0011 crazydude444292 faerie_0011 Yeah? Well you wouldn't think it was too funny if you smelled it. exactly, glad i wasn't there... Dx Screw you, Crazy. okay... whatever so called "violet usagian"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:03 pm
Yea thats gross. I think I would like pass out LOL
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