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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:07 pm
"THE FOLLOWIIIIIIING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR OOOOOONE FAAAAAALL WITH A TEN MIN--"
*Hit with brick.*
gonk
"...NO TIME LIMIT! COMING TO THE RING FIIIIIRST!"
*Booed for his shitty announcing.*
scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:09 pm
*DINGDINGDINGDINGDING*
Moooo...
*The jblimo pulls up as JBL comes out. He rolls in the ring and tauts, waiting.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:23 pm
CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!
AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOOOWN! Christian's music played as Christian walked out from back and started walking torwards the ring, he slid in, waiting for his death opponents.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:24 pm
*Hand that Feeds plays as Devine made his way out onto the ramp. Holding one arm up and doing the shocker with his fingers. Other arm holding his tripod. He strutted his way down to the ring. Licked his fingers and fixed his bangs. He then set up his tripod and aimed the camera at the ring. Then he went and jumped up on the apron. Grinning evily at JBL and Cage.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:27 pm
*GODZILLA INTRO!*
C'mon man
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin' my peers and puttin' suckas in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin'
Over the competition, I'm towerin'
Wreckin' shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price!
I'm gonna knock you out!
Mama said knock you out!
I'm gonna knock you out!
Mama said knock you out!
I'm gonna knock you out!
Mama said knock you out!
*"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J played, as Samoa Joe stomped onstage with a towel on his shoulders. The fans began their "Joe's Gonna Kill You" chants directed towards JBL and Christian Cage as he made his way to the ring.*
Fabian Kaelin: From the Isle of Samooooa, weighing in at 280 lbs, Samoooooa Joooooooooe!
*Joe put the towel down by the apron, then climbed into the ring, glaring at his two victims opponents.*
stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:32 pm
Christian decides to start out first, hoping he'll face Devine.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:34 pm
*spots Cage getting in first and decides to stay on the apron. He nods at Joe*
Why don't you start things off? twisted
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:35 pm
*Looks at Devine and nods. Looks over to Cage and cracks knuckles.*
twisted
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:36 pm
"..." sweatdrop
Christian looked at his murderer Opponent.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:37 pm
*BELL RINGS! Charges at Cage, trying to knock him over with a lariat.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:38 pm
*leans on the ring ropes and watches. Grinning the whole time.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:38 pm
Christian ducks, runs against the ropes and bounces back, goes for a clothesline to Joe.
"AAAAAAAH!" scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:39 pm
*Barely even moves from the clothesline. Looks down at Cage.*
.... stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:40 pm
eek
*Backs up, tries again*
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:42 pm
*Reverses into a powerslam as soon as Cage gets close.*
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