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Eccentric Iconoclast Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:22 pm
Let's make fun of Babelfish in all its suckiness! Here's what you do: you go to Babelfish, "translate" something or other into some language, "translate" it back, and then post all three texts involved here. The next person rates the text on a scale of destruction and humor (1 = intact, 10 = completely destroyed), then posts their own. Mine: Original How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? to Korean 우드척이 나무를 가볍게 칠 수 있으면 얼마 나무를 우드척은 가볍게 치는가텐데? Back! Right tu is the tree to be light seven possibilities tight and right tu it hits Ul E tree tight lightly theyn the place?
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:20 pm
whee about a 6 English How can you see into my eyes like open doors. Without a soul my spirit is sleeping somewhere cold. Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Save me! Call me my name and save me from the dark! Babel fish Russian Как можете вы увидеть в мои глаза как открытые двери. Без души мой дух спит где-то холод. Проспите я вверх! Проспите я вверх внутрь! За исключением меня! Вызовите меня моим именем и сохраньте меня от темноты! Babel fish English As you can see into my eyes as the open doors. Without the soul my spirit will sleep somewhere cold. You will oversleep 4 upward! You will oversleep 4 upward inward! With exception me! Call me by my name and preserve me from the darkness!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:03 pm
That... was about a three, I think... Quote: I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
Did you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses? And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses? And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, Watching people out in the rain! People taking pleasure in your pain! Quote: Non ho detto che era piacevole! Ma ognuno lo fa! Avete applaudito mai quando un waitress cade e cade un vassoio dei vetri? E divertimento per guardare la figura skaters non sta cadendo sui loro asini? E tatto di don'tcha, guardante gente tutto il calda e cozy fuori nella pioggia! La gente che prende piacere nel vostro dolore! Quote: I have not said that he was pleasant! But everyone ago! You have never applauded when a waitress it falls and it falls a tray of the glasses? And divertimento in order to watch the figure skaters is not falling on their asses? And tact of don' tcha, watching people all the warmth and cozy outside in the rain! The people that take appeal to in your pain!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:04 pm
um about a 4Original I'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurl. That I have it I should bag it. Acne everywhere unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to frankenstein's creation. You're so ugly you disgust me! Incorrect Babel German Ich bin ein häßliches Mädchen meine Gesicht Marken, die Sie schleudern. Daß ich es ich habe, sollten es einsacken. Der Akne unerwünschtes Gesichtshaar überall, bin ich eine Relation zur Kreation der frankensteins. Sie sind, also häßlich ekeln Sie mich! back! I am an ugly girl my face marks, you centrifuges. The fact that I have it I should in-sag it. Acne unwanted face hair everywhere, I am a relation for creation the Franconia stone. They are, thus ugly disgust you me!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:39 am
About a 4 Original How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spread his claws, And welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws! (I used a Lewis Carroll poem because I couldn't think of anything sweatdrop ) Babelfish German Wie doth das kleine Krokodil sein glänzendes Endstück verbessern und das Wasser des Nils auf jeder goldenen Skala gießen! Wie freundlich er scheint zu grinsen, wie ordentlich Verbreitung seine Greifer und Willkommen kleine Fische innen, mit leicht lächelnden Kiefern! (I also know this poem in German from the Alice in Wonderland Disney film) Back again How doth the small crocodile its shining end piece improve and the water of the Nile on each golden scale pour! It seems how friendly to grinsen, how properly spreading its grip arms and welcome small fish Kiefern smiling inside, also easily! What I don't understand is how it can translate some words one way but not the other. neutral
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:35 am
About a 3 Original Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light
In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me Babel Dutch Omhoog geslikt in het geluid van mijn het gillen kan voor de vrees voor stille nachten Oh ophouden niet hoe I lang voor de diepe slaap dromend de godin van denkbeeldig licht Op mijn gebied van document bloemen en suikergoedwolken van wiegeliedje lig ik binnen mij voor uren en let op mijn purpere hemelvlieg over me Back! Omhoog swallowed in the sound of my screaming Oh cannot stop for the apprehension for quiet nights how I long for deep sleep the godin dreaming of imaginary in my area of document flowers and sugar well clouds of wiegeliedje I slightly lie within me for hours and pay attention to my purpere sky fly concerning me
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:03 pm
Could be worse. English Or what if we use it to make it look like we can make fire balls come out of our hands? Mai eyez, tehy burn!! または私達が火の玉を私達の手から出させることができるようにそれに一見をすればのに私達がそれを使用すれば何か。 Ingrish Or in order for we to be able make of the fireball come out of our hands, if you glance to that, if we use that for, what?
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:11 pm
I like this game, I'm gonna do it again! Quote: Your half godfather Joe the tuba smith once lent a half coagulated waffle iron to a palauan hobo with lint encrusted coral syringes for arms, and who's lips and eyebrows have switched places, who sips bug knuckle bisque from a rattan replica of a thai toilet while carving with his toenails a bust of carl marx out of an inside out japanese eggplant. Quote: 您的半教父喬tuba 匠曾經借了半被凝固的奶蛋烘餅鋼對一個palauan 流浪漢與棉絨被覆的珊瑚注射器為胳膊, 並且誰是嘴唇和眼眉交換了地方, 啜飲臭蟲指關節素瓷從泰國洗手間藤條複製品當雕刻與他的趾甲卡爾・馬克思胸像在裡面外面在日本茄子之外。 Quote: Your half godfather tall tuba artisan once borrowed half the milk egg which coagulated has been baked a cake the steel to a palauan tramp with 棉絨 the superposition coral injector was an arm, and who was the lip and the eyebrow has exchanged the place, sipped drinks the stinking insect knuckle 素瓷 from the Thai washroom rattan replica worked as the carving and his toenail Cull the Marx bust in inside outside outside the Japanese eggplant.
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Eccentric Iconoclast Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:33 pm
Uh, what? It looks like the spam emails I used to get. Random words. 7/10. Quote: I'm sorry, but I can't hear you; I have a banana in my ear. Quote: 나는 유감스럽다, 그러나 나는 너를 들을; 나는 나의 귀안에 바나나가 있는다. Quote: Me sensibility it will be, but me, it will be extensive and it will listen to,; Me there is a banana inside, my ear. ... It sounds something like poetry, something like philosophy, something like porn.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:00 am
rofl 8/10 Original What is it that keeps us trapped in a box? In a box that is what keeps us trapped in. You are trapped in a box? Eye-Burning Portugese Que é esse sustentos que nós prenderam em uma caixa? Em uma caixa que seja o que nos mantem prendidos dentro. Você é prendido em uma caixa? BACK! What is these sustenances that we they had arrested in a box? In a box that is what in it keeps them inside arrested. You it is arrested in a box? It makes it seems like someone arrested dangerous chemicals and is asking whether you've been arrested in a box. xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:19 am
AGaIn! Original This is my friend Cookie Eatyourmother. She absolutely loves to eat babies and annoying little children. She loves tormenting people to the point, in which they commit suicide. Has she been arrested yet? I don't know what do you think? Real Boxes (Japanese) used fakely これはクッキーがあなたの母を食べる私の友人である。彼女は絶対に赤ん坊及び悩む小さい子供を食べることを愛する。彼女は自殺を託すポイントに人々を苦しめることを愛する。彼女はまだ阻止されているか。私は考えるものが知らないか。 BACk! This is my friend where the cookie eats your mother. The fact that the small child where she is troubled the baby and absolutely is eaten is loved. She loves the fact that the people are tormented in the point which entrusts suicide. Is she obstructed still? As for me don't those which are thought know?
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:36 pm
I'd say about a seven. Original Ring around the rosie, A pocket full of posie, Ashes, ashes, We all fall down Altavista's Italian Translation Squilli intorno al rosie, Tasca di A in pieno di posie, Le ceneri, ceneri, Noi che tutti cadono Translation Back Blasts around to the rosie, Pocket of To in posie full load, The ashes, ashes, We that all fall I think altavist just ruined my favorite nursery rhyme.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:21 pm
about an 8 original It's hard to hold pebbles in our hands We can not find We Became the wind we can not apologize to them We've got no time to save him...) A Pathetic Attempt at Russian stupid babelfish Трудно держать камушки в наших руках, котор мы не можем найти нас стали ветром мы не можем apologize к им мы не получаем никакое время сохранить его...) BACK It is difficult to hold pebbles in our hands, we is which we cannot find us they became wind we we cannot apologize to them we we obtain no time preserve it...)
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:53 pm
Matbe about a Five... The Original English Now I will tell you what I've done for you 50 thousand tears I've cried Screaming deceiving and bleeding for you and you still won't hear me Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself Maybe I'll wake up for once Not tormented daily defeated by you Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom I'm dying again I'm going under Drowning in you I'm falling forever I've got to break through I'm going under ROFL, I can't read Japanese 今度は私は私があなたのために私が叫んだ50,000の破損をしたこと言う あなたおよびあなたのための叫ぶ欺き、出血はまだ私を聞かない 今回あなたの手が私が自分自身を救うほしいと思ってはいけない多分私が今度ばかりは目覚める 苦しめられないあなたによって毎日敗北させて 私は私が再度死んでいる底に達したことを私が考えたちょうどその時 私は行っている あなたの溺死 私は永久にころんでいる 私はを突破するなる 私は行っている The NEW English This time as for me me breaking 50,000 where I shouted because of you you who are said and as for the deceiving and bleeding which because of you shout the latest your hand which still does not inquire about me me rescues by my, everyday being defeated thinking, that we want, by you where perhaps I whom is not good only this time awake and am not tormented, I exactly that I thought of that it reaches to the bottom where I for the second time have died time As for me as for your drowning me who have gone permanently time it is it breaks me who am me who become it has gone
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:31 am
I don't know, maybe a 6. The Original English Sing a song of sixpence A pocket full of rye Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie When the pie is opened The birds begin to sing Isn't that a pleasent gift to set before the king The king is in the counting house Counting out his money The queen is in the parlor Eating bread and honey The maid is in the garden Hanging out the clothes When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose. I can't read Japanese either, but I'm sure it's a terrible attempt. ライムギの小型sixpence A の歌に4 つを十分に歌えばパイが開くときパイで焼ける20 羽のクロドリは鳥王の前に置くべき気持が良いギフトがクロドリが来、彼女の鼻を離れてくちばしでつついたときにパンを食べている女王がパーラーにいる蜂蜜は衣服から掛かる庭に女中ある彼のお金から数える会計事務所に王あることでない歌い始め。 Result If 4 are sung sufficiently in the song of of small size sixpence of the rye A, when the pie opens, as for クロドリ of 20 feathers which burn with the pie the gift where the feeling which it should place before bird king is good singing comes, clo ド リ when picking with the bill from her nose separated, the honey where the queen who eats the pan is in the parlor it is not to be the king in the accounting office which it counts from your that money which is the maid in the garden which catches from clothing, starts. Look at that, it just killed my favourite nursery rhyme too. Yeah, I was wondering about the translating back thing too. My theory is that they translated it so badly the first time that when they tried to translate it back they realised they didn't know what it said anymore. Since I'm not fluent yet in any of these languages though, it's only a theory.
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