Redação Terra - Child removes teeth from own mouth to get money from toothfairy
The american child John Lewis Sanders, 6 years old, removed six of his teeth to keep getting gifts from toothfairy. The kid had lost fis first milk tooth the previous day, and, as usual in his country, his parents told him to keep it under his pillow. At night they exchanged the tooth for 2 dollars.
This monday the mother was terrorized after she got home after buying groceries and found her son covered in blood on the kitchen's floor, without six of his frontal teeth.
The boy explaided to his mother that he was planning on plucking out more teeth to get enough money from the toothfairy to buy a Nintendo Wii.
The parents said little John won't get a videogame, but a punishment, he won't be allowed to play his videogame or use the internet for a long while.
This monday the mother was terrorized after she got home after buying groceries and found her son covered in blood on the kitchen's floor, without six of his frontal teeth.
The boy explaided to his mother that he was planning on plucking out more teeth to get enough money from the toothfairy to buy a Nintendo Wii.
The parents said little John won't get a videogame, but a punishment, he won't be allowed to play his videogame or use the internet for a long while.
GameVicio - Father hides stoled PSP on his ***hole to give to son
Yeah, what you just read happened in Atlantic City, EUA, this saturday. A desperate father entered an electronic store, and, after noticing he didn't have enough money to buy the PSP, he hid it under his shirt and went to the bathroom, where he removed the videogame from the box and decided to hide it in a, how can I say, more fetid but more hidden package.
But the store ad a stolen good's detector, that accused the man while he was going out of it, and he was searched. When the security went with his hand through his bums, just like police officers do in their searches, the man gave a moan due to the pain, and lied on the ground asking for help.
An ambulance was called and he was sent to the hospital, where the procedure for the removal was accomplished. Embarassing, huh? Personal note: Good thing his child didn't ask for a PS3, don't you think?
But the store ad a stolen good's detector, that accused the man while he was going out of it, and he was searched. When the security went with his hand through his bums, just like police officers do in their searches, the man gave a moan due to the pain, and lied on the ground asking for help.
An ambulance was called and he was sent to the hospital, where the procedure for the removal was accomplished. Embarassing, huh? Personal note: Good thing his child didn't ask for a PS3, don't you think?
Amazing how both things happen at the same day ._.'
Comments who deserve to be translated:
Jabas:
Ok, now explain to me how he was able to fit a PSP in the...
<=::NecroDr@co::=>:
I always asked myself why the american kids that listen to the toothfairy story never thought about doing this earlier =P
Stupid behavior of the parents forbiding the kid to play videogame, since what made him rip off his teeth was the stupid story they told him, not the wii =P
And putz, the man of the other story wanted to give his son a PSP stuck in his a**? ._.' I don't think he would like much the surprise... =P
Camaleon:
Another way to use a PSP! o_o'
Silent White Wolf:
huahauhuahauhauauha! how many crazy people there are around the world. the 6 years old kiddo is one thing, because of the age and the parents filling his head with bullshit. but the psp one is really hilarious, i never saw a psp personally, does it really fit??
Dragus:
I saw once. And I say, this father is a mother.
AP2CDU:
*stollen comment* good thing he didn't ask a ps3 XDDD
how many teeth would he need to buy a wii?
Metal Jacket:
let me see... if i'm right... if he was a shark it would not be enough xD
Did you guys ever see the south park episode where they create the toothfairy mafia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ALK:
*ALK imagines the following scene*
Father: Son, I have a surprise for you.
Son: What is it daddy =p
*The father lower his pants, stick his hand in his ***, pulls a PSP and..*
Father:Here you go son...
OMG, that's what I call a dedicated father !
<==Godzilla==>:
And what a mother! o.o
'Cause the PSP is as portable as a Game Gear. XP
Now this toothfairy thing looks like a cartoon story, I bet that when he ran out of teeth he would go get his little friends' ones. XD
The worse is that who creates the story are the parents and who ends with problems is the kiddo, that not only ended toothless but also grounded, without the Wii and without knowing what he did wrong. XD
Man... a PSP where the sun doesn't shine? This man must be BIG.
Kiddo: Dad, why my PSP smells like poo?
Perdido (personal note: means "lost" in english):
- dad, this psp is a big pile of shi...! get me a wii?
then the father answers something like: do you think i'm cra...ing money?
about the toothfairy, they just needed to tell him she only paid for the teeth that fell by themselves...
Ninguém (personal note: means "no one" in english):
(about Metal Jacket's comment) I did! When I read I remembered this episode!
Loki Fenrisulf IV (personal note: yeah, that's me):
(about perdido's comment) Son: _No, videogame!
(About sheridan's message after the stories) ...Sheridan, one of us need to work his concept of time...
And I'm almost sure it's you...
