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Oh wait.



U SRIOUS????


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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Dude. C'mon. You don't even have pictures. This wouldn't be war: this would be slaughter.



Now:

This will be fun.



A war it is then.








Now sweetie, I'm srsly 4 rlz here. My next pictures will make your brain vomit and leak out your eyes.

It will hurt. And you will cry. But since your eyes are awash with mind puke, all that will come out will be yesterday's mushed up peas and carrots. And I will laugh.


So think very carefully. These pictures, once seen, cannot be unseen. You cannot rip them from your mind. Things like this don't just die. You may think you've killed It, but It crawls from the starving womb of hell again and again, sustained on the umbilical of your festering sins. In the brief moment before It drags you down into the madness, before your eyes are carved from the sockets by bone claws, you will catch a glimpse of the gaping maw, dripping with boiling pitch and the bones of the damned, and you will know there is no God.

Should you decide to take me up on this challenge, try some variety in your next attack. Something other than kitties, yes?



Your move whorecake.

xD

wingless thinks dema is gonna win.

wingless would take part, but she has way to much to do at school.

Dema, you can have the guild xD

Alright sweetheart. So shall it be.



I would advise anyone with weak stomachs not to look. Or anyone who wishes to keep their mind pure. You may think I jest. However, once I was like you mortals. Normal, sane, ridiculously beautiful and talented, but still within the accepted parameters of societal norms.

And then I found a forum at the deepest dregs of the internet. I shall not speak of this forum by name, lest you seek it out and behold its terrible terrible glory. Under the tutelage of the dark lords of this forum, I saw such pictures, and thus became what I am.

Eventually I became master of this forum, and the once might lords that had been my teachers became my slaves, subdued by the horrors of my mind.

It is into a dark place that we venture. Yet again, I recommend that you look away.

Since these pictures are so very disgusting, here is a link to a place where I have stored them. I would not like someone just scrolling through these pages to see them by accident. In two days time, this link will go to nothing more than some happy bunnies.

No it is not porn. It is much much worse.


Link: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=4458743#71975206

I admit, that was nasty as Hell. However, I believe that that just means that you need special pills that will knock you out and let the nice men in white coats come so that they can put you in a fun room with pillows on the walls ^^.

Now...I-think-I'll-go-barf-in-a-bucket-bai.

BUCKET????



NOW I HAVE A NEW ALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





C'mon kid, put a little more effort. I mean, your pictures are like getting a mild papercut, while mine are like being run over a panser. That's on fire.


Poisonous fire.





OH DEAR GOD. YOU"VE USED TOO MANY KITTIES.




RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was trying not to smile, or laugh, and sadly I could stop myself from either. Too bad Kitty, you've simply lost... Unless, will there we a retort powerful enough to at least keep this battle going for another round?