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Let's see. 2nd trailer at work. One of the hooks that hold up the fake floor was broken. It was holding the flap up, but it could have easily failed and hit me on the head while working down there.

The rollers of that trailer... Big metal thing travelling down most of the trailer, has a ton of cylinders that roll so that packages come to you... At least that's what it's meant to do. Like normal, a ton of packages didn't bother rolling down the thing, so I'd have to get out of the "basement", the lower section of the trailer that is covered by the fake floor, then walk to the back of the trailer, get over the rollers, back up the otherside and when I finally reach those packages... A heavy package comes along and pushes them all to where I was... I would just stand there in the first place, but that's when someone would come along and think I wasn't working.

Oh, it's fun sometimes. The thing will tease me. I'll just be jumping the rollers, when a big package will come along. Judging by how fast it's moving, it's heavy, therefore I can go back since it should push the packages to me. I get back to my spot, the bo hits the other packages and... Nothing. ********... Time to get back up there to push them down. I get to the rollers again, and a small, slow moving package is coming. No way that'll move them. I continue towards the packages and... BAM! That package just pushed the packages to the end of the trailer, off the rollers, and now just made it harder for me to jump back to the other side. [Insert a large array of colorful words here].

Oh, and sometimes to boot, my supervisor will ask me to come to the floor to dump the misorts. Which I don't mind doing at the beginning of the trailer, since you know, it'll take a lot more packages to back me up. But on the otherhand, I'll have to put up with this one kid. He's lucky I have a massive amount of control, and I don't get stressed easily... Or at least, stress doesn't seem to affect me. I'm not sure why... I think it's like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene. Yup, I'm definetly gonna snap someday and go mega schyzo.

Anyways... Rollers... So, I was moving a package underneath the rollers. It didn't want to go where I wanted it to. After struggling with it, I got it somewhere... Good enough, let me out of here... SMACK! Yea... Way to hit your head on that hard, snarp piece of metal you were standing under... The one day when your head was hurting, you go ahead and crack your skull. Bleed It Out mentality, anyone?€

That's not all. Shortly after that, I hit my left elbow against it too. Basically the same spot too. Also, this is where I scratched my elbow on two other occasions. Both was at the beginning of the day, I decided to use it to climb onto the trailer, rather than use my hand. Using my hand wouldn't get it scratched... Scratched up wenis hurts big time. Moreso when you try to wash the cuts.

Oh, and a bright side of today. While clearing the misort line, from a chute onto a cart, twice something happened. First time, a scanner console came down the chute. A few times later, a scanner head came down the chute. Hey, a complete set! Haha, I wonder if both belonged to the same guy, Steve must have been peeved.

So, just a while ago... My foot was asleep... Bah! I was trying to walk away, and bam! Jabbed my eye into a clothe hanger!

So yea... Fun day today. Can't wait til Tuesday... 11 hours in a mosh pit. If this luck carries on, I'll be dead by Wednesday.

I want to be buried with all my LP stuff. No one gets my stuff! scream

Epitaph: If you can read this, you're too close... Get the ******** off of my grave, b***h!

Man... That was brilliant for something I just made up as I typed. Thick skull FTW?

EDIT: Oh, and other things may have happened to me today... I know other s**t happened... I just can't remember any of it. sweatdrop

]watches as the third step leads to you falling down a hole[

Air needs a day off. Lay off soda, get some sleep. By the next day, you can drink a million sodas and feel rejuvenated.

sigh i hate bad luck

Who the ******** are you O_o

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