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 Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:22 pm
AND THIS IS A RANDOM POST!
Pretty much what you do here is type random stories (funny please) and make them make no sense at all. It is like a game. One person types, and you continue the story randomly from that last person's post.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:28 pm
So I guess I will start.
There once was a squirrel named George. He liked eating taquitoes. So one day, as he was playing on his computer, he spilled some mountain dew on the keyboard. It stopped working, so he hit it with a sledgehammer. Then he drank more Sprite. Then, when the computer came back on, he threw a taquito at it. Then it turned into the Mustard King!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:32 pm
The mustard king was angered that George had awakened him from his deep lumber in the Mustard Palace. Thus, being so angry he turned George into a frog so George could not type on his computer using his hands.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:35 pm
However, George was still able to contact his friends Bob and Bill, who could still type for him. So he convinced them to hack the Pentagon's mainframe.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:36 pm
George gasped in belief! He could not believe that the Mustard King had turned him into a fancy French entree! Thus, he took out his sword of Salami! Then he cut off the Mustard King's hot dog (sorry, terrible pun there. It was unintended too.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:47 pm
((LOL nice...))
The Mustard King was in so much pain that he returned to his Mustard Palace to get healed by his wife, The Katchup Queen. George then sighed in relief as the Mustard King vanished when he started to think about what he should do now.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:06 pm
Then, with the swift and decisive thought of "Tomato!" He decided to go to Antarctica. So he packed his toy chest with all the taquitoes he could and then left for the Moon.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:10 pm
George then snuck onto a space shuttel for the moon. "This is the perfect thing that can get me to the moon." George said happily to himself while eating one of his taquitoes.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:27 pm
the space shuttle flew over to Pluto and landed on an astroid in the astroid belt, george hopped out without his suite and began walking along the astroid
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:22 am
Cute_But_Tough724 George then snuck onto a space shuttel for the moon. "This is the perfect thing that can get me to the moon." George said happily to himself while eating one of his taquitoes. ((I never said he brought the taquitoes wit him, just that he packed them. BE MORE RANDOM!)) Then George spotted something up ahead. It was bob, his long lost Yo-Yo! As he ran toward Bob, The asteroid split in two, and bob fell into a dark abyss. "No!" cRIED George in pleasureful dismay. He then used a chincilla rope to get Bob.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:07 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:09 am
((Sorry I just saw the random part...-__-)
Ruby comes out from her hiding spot in the corner and pokes everybody between the eyebrows.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:30 am
Seeing Ruby intercepting the chinchilla rope, Robde'bobob throws a blue tomato, using his patented slightly-slower-than-normal-speed to get her out of the way, replicating that scene from The OC, including distorted vowels.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:57 am
XenomorphDrone_rawr_ ((Sorry I just saw the random part...-__-) Ruby comes out from her hiding spot in the corner and pokes everybody between the eyebrows. George then decided to eat a chicken because getting poked between the eyebrows made him horny.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:35 am
george smacks a random person across trhe face and shrugs
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