Sith Enterprises : Record Books

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear F*ck face...
I beat the sh*t out of some d**k head in the front lobby... when I say beat the sh*t out of I mean I kneed him in the face and he fell like a little b*tch!
Umm... I did it like five mintues ago... So like... whatever time and day it is when I post this... minus like five mintues... do the math f*cker! What do we pay you for if you don't?
Here... to help your little b*tch a** out... I found the security tape for that event.
[Security Tape]
Have fun... B*tch!  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear F*cker....
I beat the sh*t out of some random guy at 'Jim's 24/7 Convenients Store' just down the block. Some F*cker was trying to buy twenty dollars worth of sh*t with pennys... mother f*cking pennys! So I hit him... a lot. I almost forgot to give him our card but I went back and gave it to the store dude... Why do we have to give out these stupid cards anyway?
Anyway... I believe that if you go ask the guy at the store he can give you the Security Tape... not helping you out this time f*cker!

[Security Tape]  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear Blood Cleaners,
As I believe you already know I killed people and left them behind the front desk in the lobby... I didn't leave cards with them... you can... so yeah... deal with them... I reported them...

[Security Tape 01]
[Security Tape 02]  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear.... You....
I beat some guy up just down the street and stole his car... It's in the underground parking right now... I have no clue what kind of car it was... oh I also threw his cell phone into traffic... and umm beat him up... yeah...
Then I went to Mc.Donalds and beat some guy up there.... then forced him to by me food... So yeah...
I left them both Crads... and I am keeping the Car!
And if I sound different today it's because I had fun driving my new car...  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear... d**k Suckers...
I slap two chicks the other day... I think it was... umm... Sat.... Just thought I'd let you know before I forget again.  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear Doctor d**k
I beat up three drunk teens. I forced one of them to smash himself in the head with a bottle he tried to hit me with.
Then I went to Mc.Donalds and beat up a casher there.
I then was about to get robbed but kicked the sh*t out of then killed the three muggers. I left Cards on all of them... Oh yeah I also robbed the muggers... Anyway... have fun.  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear.... Sh*t Trooper
I beat up and killed some other guy. It was at Jim's 24/7 Convenients Store. I left a Card. Just thought I'd tell you. Merry Christmas... oh and if I have enough kills to us random weapons tell me... leave a message in my office. I would be so happy.  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear... Sh*t for Brains.
Like two days ago I went to some place and got food and walked out on the bill. They tried to stop me and I kicked like six guys asses and killed a kid that had been stabbed by on the of the cooks. He would have been number seven. [If his parents call I want his full name]

I then went to a liquor store and stole Vodka and Whiskey... and from the amount of empties in my office I took a far bit. I also beat up the shop owner there but didn't think I have him a card. I am going to go there soon and hand him a card.  

[Robert.Thibodeau]

Dear Dickless
I beat up that Liquor store guy again Then beat up three random guys and killed one and robbed another. I also told a Strom Trooper to beat some guy up and watched. Strom Trooper Number 0098789.
So thats Three beat downs and One Murder and one Watch and one theft.  

[Alanakin]

So like...oh my god, there was like this huge sale today so like duh, I totally couldn't pass it up. So like, I found this totally cute dress and this ******** p***k told me I looked fat in it! Ha, so I punched him in the face...belittled him and broke his arm. The best part was when he began to cry. And I got this adorable little greeen shirt, and this cute little silver sparkly purse and....wait...I'll just have to show it all off one day!