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 Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:47 pm
A month and a half ago I came across a girl with the screen name benoit_is_gone2323. I thought it was a Yay Chris Benoit is dead thing so I put a Chris Benoit rap in her profile to the Fresh Prince theme. Quote: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down now i'd like to take a minute so give me one i'll tell you how i killed myself my wife and my son In Montreal, Canada born and raised I was clearly made of fail and aids flunking outa school and being a d**k Didn't have no friends because i was a p***k With a couple of guys i was up to no good i started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and someone saw me He said you gonna work at the WWE So i did it for years and fought on a stage and i suffered real bad from steriod rage One night it was bad, I'd had enough of my life So killed myself my son and my wife. So a month and a half later she sees the comment and responds. This is the comment she leaves in my profile: EDIT: The comment has been removed. There is a jackass mod out there that considers it "hate speech" on my behalf to show hate mail I got from other people. Needless to say that there was considerable laughter from me. So tell my people, what are some of your internet threat stories? What threat have you gotten that was most ridiculous?
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:50 pm
I think the best ones are always people who threaten to hack my computer. They're the best.
"I'm serious. I can bypass your firewall and brute force my way into your computer and delete your system32 file."
Nice Bel-Air, btw. I'm not entirely sure that isn't copypasta, but if it is then it's delicious copypasta.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:19 pm
Last Thursday I think the best ones are always people who threaten to hack my computer. They're the best.
"I'm serious. I can bypass your firewall and brute force my way into your computer and delete your system32 file."
Nice Bel-Air, btw. I'm not entirely sure that isn't copypasta, but if it is then it's delicious copypasta. It's copy pasta. I forget who I copied it from originally though.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:58 pm
This isn't exactly the same but...
I had a girl in my class who was dating one of my guy friends.
And she found my AIM and started threatening me.
She was like "I'm going to punch your teeth out b***h. Stay away from my bf. He doesnt like... want you."
I was like "Mmmkay. Lady, I'm not interested in him like that. And I will still talk to him. But ya know, I'm here all night. Rant all you want."
And she did.
But she didn't even have the guts to TALK to me irl, moreso even punch me.
Thank goodness she moved.
She was a two-faced wench.
mad
I also have friends irl that always tell me that they can hack my computer.
So I said, if you can then prove it. Do it.
And they're all "No no, I like you too much to do that to you".
lol
I don't know whether I should be flattered that they won't try to "hack" me or angry that they think I'm that stupid.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:52 pm
Pornado This isn't exactly the same but...
I had a girl in my class who was dating one of my guy friends.
And she found my AIM and started threatening me.
She was like "I'm going to punch your teeth out b***h. Stay away from my bf. He doesnt like... want you."
I was like "Mmmkay. Lady, I'm not interested in him like that. And I will still talk to him. But ya know, I'm here all night. Rant all you want."
And she did.
But she didn't even have the guts to TALK to me irl, moreso even punch me.
Thank goodness she moved.
She was a two-faced wench.
mad
I also have friends irl that always tell me that they can hack my computer.
So I said, if you can then prove it. Do it.
And they're all "No no, I like you too much to do that to you".
lol
I don't know whether I should be flattered that they won't try to "hack" me or angry that they think I'm that stupid. I remember this one guy who was mentally retarded (for real not just an idiot). He threatened to ******** up my computer with a virus. This being before I started using the internet so I didn't have a connection. rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:58 pm
Rommel_Desert_Fox Pornado This isn't exactly the same but...
I had a girl in my class who was dating one of my guy friends.
And she found my AIM and started threatening me.
She was like "I'm going to punch your teeth out b***h. Stay away from my bf. He doesnt like... want you."
I was like "Mmmkay. Lady, I'm not interested in him like that. And I will still talk to him. But ya know, I'm here all night. Rant all you want."
And she did.
But she didn't even have the guts to TALK to me irl, moreso even punch me.
Thank goodness she moved.
She was a two-faced wench.
mad
I also have friends irl that always tell me that they can hack my computer.
So I said, if you can then prove it. Do it.
And they're all "No no, I like you too much to do that to you".
lol
I don't know whether I should be flattered that they won't try to "hack" me or angry that they think I'm that stupid. I remember this one guy who was mentally retarded (for real not just an idiot). He threatened to ******** up my computer with a virus. This being before I started using the internet so I didn't have a connection. rofl Wow.
XD
I wonder where these people come from...
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:08 pm
Pornado Rommel_Desert_Fox Pornado This isn't exactly the same but...
I had a girl in my class who was dating one of my guy friends.
And she found my AIM and started threatening me.
She was like "I'm going to punch your teeth out b***h. Stay away from my bf. He doesnt like... want you."
I was like "Mmmkay. Lady, I'm not interested in him like that. And I will still talk to him. But ya know, I'm here all night. Rant all you want."
And she did.
But she didn't even have the guts to TALK to me irl, moreso even punch me.
Thank goodness she moved.
She was a two-faced wench.
mad
I also have friends irl that always tell me that they can hack my computer.
So I said, if you can then prove it. Do it.
And they're all "No no, I like you too much to do that to you".
lol
I don't know whether I should be flattered that they won't try to "hack" me or angry that they think I'm that stupid. I remember this one guy who was mentally retarded (for real not just an idiot). He threatened to ******** up my computer with a virus. This being before I started using the internet so I didn't have a connection. rofl Wow.
XD
I wonder where these people come from... I no where they are from...Retardville
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:49 pm
Pornado Rommel_Desert_Fox Pornado This isn't exactly the same but...
I had a girl in my class who was dating one of my guy friends.
And she found my AIM and started threatening me.
She was like "I'm going to punch your teeth out b***h. Stay away from my bf. He doesnt like... want you."
I was like "Mmmkay. Lady, I'm not interested in him like that. And I will still talk to him. But ya know, I'm here all night. Rant all you want."
And she did.
But she didn't even have the guts to TALK to me irl, moreso even punch me.
Thank goodness she moved.
She was a two-faced wench.
mad
I also have friends irl that always tell me that they can hack my computer.
So I said, if you can then prove it. Do it.
And they're all "No no, I like you too much to do that to you".
lol
I don't know whether I should be flattered that they won't try to "hack" me or angry that they think I'm that stupid. I remember this one guy who was mentally retarded (for real not just an idiot). He threatened to ******** up my computer with a virus. This being before I started using the internet so I didn't have a connection. rofl Wow.
XD
I wonder where these people come from... I don't know but he was always an a**. Finally I got fed up with his rubbish and wanted to fight him. Ironically a few hours before said fight was to take place I was arrested for an entirely unrelated charge of 3rd degree assault.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:56 am
I don't know but he was always an a**. Finally I got fed up with his rubbish and wanted to fight him. Ironically a few hours before said fight was to take place I was arrested for an entirely unrelated charge of 3rd degree assault. ok thats sadly funny
lol most people that say there going to kick my a** live near me i tell them to meet me they dont show its kinda simple lol
and thos internet hackers one time i allmost pissed my pants i have wireless and this kid calld me telling me he hacked me and the thing is i shut off my internet so he was nameing porgrams i "hade on my computer" when it was off lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:10 pm
Pornado Wow.
XD
I wonder where these people come from...
Someone once threatened to hunt me down and rape me if I didn't send him one million dollars via random e-mail. It turned out to be a six year-old child who was messing with his sister's account. He didn't even know what it meant. It scares me what children pick up absentmindedly. eek
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:31 pm
alucard no life king I don't know but he was always an a**. Finally I got fed up with his rubbish and wanted to fight him. Ironically a few hours before said fight was to take place I was arrested for an entirely unrelated charge of 3rd degree assault. ok thats sadly funny lol most people that say there going to kick my a** live near me i tell them to meet me they dont show its kinda simple lol and thos internet hackers one time i allmost pissed my pants i have wireless and this kid calld me telling me he hacked me and the thing is i shut off my internet so he was nameing porgrams i "hade on my computer" when it was off lol Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.
Yeah well the guy was like 4 or 5 years older than me, and at the old school we went to he always got away with everything because of being mentally handicapped.
Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:40 pm
My friend - or ex friend anyway - threatened my once on here. He kept sending me retarded messages saying my avitar sucked and all so I told him to never speak to me again. He said it was his friend doing it while he had his back turned and all but I didn't believe him still and told him to leave me alone. Apparantly he got mad and said...Quote: Listen you. I can hack your computer. So not only will I steal all your stuff, but I will find out all your personal information, like where you live, exactly. Then I'm going to find you house, sneak in and while your sleeping spill your guts out with a rake. So shut the hell up.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:22 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:16 pm
I know -.- I guess someone has to be the village idiot.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:55 pm
Randomly Fake My friend - or ex friend anyway - threatened my once on here. He kept sending me retarded messages saying my avitar sucked and all so I told him to never speak to me again. He said it was his friend doing it while he had his back turned and all but I didn't believe him still and told him to leave me alone. Apparantly he got mad and said...Quote: Listen you. I can hack your computer. So not only will I steal all your stuff, but I will find out all your personal information, like where you live, exactly. Then I'm going to find you house, sneak in and while your sleeping spill your guts out with a rake. So shut the hell up. Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.
A friend of mine introduced me to a friend of hers on YIM who claimed she knew how to hack. Whenever I asked her what method she used she would change the subject. Too many people on the internet make up crap. "I'm bipolar", "my dad beats me", "I have schizophrenia", "I can hack people", I got shot in the arm yesterday when the police tried to bust a gang living in the apartment below me", the list goes on. I pretty much just ignore all of it. Some of it may be true, but I still don't take it very seriously.
Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
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